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Chapter 168 Small belly chicken intestines

"You said Miss Junyu is beautiful and talented. Her father is also a court official and a magistrate. The talented man who pursues her can't count both hands. Why can't anyone look at her? Cough, he actually wants a second-hand product like my young master." Wang Aiqing shook his head and said.

Duan Mingyu immediately turned red: "What, what did you say? You said this young master is a second-hand product! If you have the ability, please try saying it again..."

"Second-hand goods!"

"If you have the ability, say it again!" Duan Mingyu's anger was getting higher and higher, and he was ready to use his ultimate move at any time.

"Second-hand goods!"

"You try to say it ten times!"

Wang Aiqing: “…”

Duan Mingyu snorted and said, "There is no such thing as love that is understandable to you. Men's love is born from looking down, while women's love is born from looking up. If love is like a mountain, then the more men go up, the more women you can look down, and the more women you can look up, the fewer men you can look up. This, or can explain why the higher-end women are more likely to be left over!"

"From the side, this young man is handsome and elegant, with a handsome man in the wind, and everyone loves him, and flowers bloom. He is really a handsome man that is rare in a century. Therefore, he stands out among thousands of people and becomes the idol and male god in the minds of Jun Yu. What do you understand?" Duan Mingyu shook his long hair narcissistically.

Yang Zhaoniang bit Duan Mingyu's arm: "To this extent, you are really a talent!"

Duan Mingyu decisively praised Yang Zhaoniang and said viciously: "Are you a dog?"

"You can see this!" Yang Zhaoniang, who was not showing any weakness

He glared at Duan Mingyu hatefully.

"Xiao Niang!"

"What are you asking me to do?"

"Can you stop making trouble with me?" Duan Mingyu said with a headache. Foodie, always confused and lacking intent, Zhaoniang is invincible.

Yang Zhaoniang put her hands on her hips: "What? You said I was unreasonable, okay, yes, I was unreasonable. As a man, when we are talking, can you say sorry first? Isn't it okay to say sorry to me? Isn't it over? Isn't it that easy to say sorry to me? Isn't it all? I have no energy at all, my heart is as big as... My fingernails are so big." Yang Zhaoniang stretched out her little finger and gestured.

Duan Mingyu was speechless and stunned for a while. Finally, he uttered the two heartbreaking words in his mouth: "I'm sorry!"

"Do you think it's over to say sorry!" Yang Zhaoniang said. Duan Mingyu clenched her nose, okay, I admit that men are driven crazy like this.

"Xiao Niang, can you be more mature?" Duan Mingyu said.

"I am already mature. That day, my husband asked the students in our class if we have our own ideals, and my husband also said that as long as we have ideals, it will prove that you are mature." Yang Zhaoniang changed her mind and suddenly showed her sharpness and said angrily, "I'm sorry, I'm the only one in the class who expressed my ideals. And my husband was very satisfied with my ideas and praised me for being mature!"

"Oh, Zhaoniang, then what is your ideal?" Duan Mingyu asked curiously.

"My ideal is to be a doctor!" Yang Zhaoniang raised her little hand and said with a look of longing.

Wang Aiqing slapped his thigh suddenly: "It's good to be a doctor, and his social status is high."

Wan Yanyan nodded: "The doctor's welfare income is also good."

Duan Mingyu also said with great praise: "Indeed, in addition to salary, doctors have other incomes! What's more important is that it's convenient to find a partner in the future."

Duan Mingyu was very satisfied when she heard Yang Zhaoniang's reluctantly great idea, and then asked Yang Zhaoniang: "Zhaoniang, why do you want to be a doctor? Give me a reason first."

Yang Zhaoniang blanched her eyes and said, "Didn't it mean that doctors can cure diseases and save people?"

You, a man, I admit that we are evil, the world is getting worse and worse, and people's hearts are not as good as ever.

I remember that in the 1960s and 1970s, people generally believed that Fahai imprisoned Xu Xian for the purpose of catching monsters; in the 1900s, people basically agreed that Fahai made things difficult for Xu Xian because he liked the white snake; but in the 21st century, almost everyone thought that Fahai fought with Bai Suzhen because he wanted to get Xu Xian. What does this mean?

Duan Mingyu sighed slowly towards the sky: "The society is getting more and more vulgar..."

Now Yang Zhaoniang is becoming more and more sensible. She is always compassionate in her heart. Duan Mingyu feels very pleased. Yes, we want to be a cultured foodie. Confucius said: The moonlight in front of the bed is bright, and I want to drink dumpling soup. People are thinner than yellow flowers, but I still remember the meat of the pot. The small lotus has just revealed its sharp corners. When is the pork ribs stewed with beans. The moon is falling and the sky is full of frost. The spring breeze is green on the south bank of the river. When will the bright moon roast cold noodles? You ask if you don’t have a date for your return, come and stew the stupid chicken. I advise the heavens to shake it, pancakes and fruits with chicken fillets. I wish to be a pair of birds in the sky, and wait for barbecue on the street. Labor and capital really admire me.

"Oh, I have a strong back and a bear-bearing waist. I don't need such a great and distant ideal as Zhaoniang. The ideal here is..."

"Stop, stop talking about ideals, Wang Aiqing, just your little trauma, you are very creative, living is your courage, ugly is not your original intention, it is just that God is drunk and has a little temper, you must live bravely, if you don't have you, who can set off the beauty of the world

.” Duan Mingyu seized the opportunity and slapped Wang Aiqing hard.

"Ahem, what does it mean to be ugly? It's not too ugly. At least it's okay to hang girls and bubble girls!" Wang Aiqing said.

"I'm going, that's because I have labor and capital to protect you. Do you really think this world is so pure?" Duan Mingyu sighed.

"If life can be chosen, I would like to live in the News Broadcast, where prices are basically not rising, traffic is basically not congested, the environment is basically improved, the anti-pornography is basically effective, and criminals are basically dismissed. If life can be chosen, I would like to live in the News Broadcast, where it is a home of love, a paradise on earth, where there is a life that people yearn for, a world of dreams. If one day, I have no support, please bury me in the News Broadcast..." Boy, the world is big and cruel, you still need to experience it!

Whether in the past or present life, life tells us that being a human being is difficult, and being a man is even more difficult! If a woman takes off naked and is seen by a man, the man will be called a hooligan! If a man takes off naked and is seen by a woman, the man will still be called a hooligan! Suddenly, the man is not a human inside and outside!
Chapter completed!
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