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Chapter 167 No. 7 Battery

Wan Yanyan twisted Duan Mingyu and slapped him, "If you don't have any strength at night, you will know that you will fool Zhaoniang. It's been almost a year since you got married, and there is no letter at all..." Wan Yanyan touched her flat belly, very resentful.

"This... this matter is hard to come by, it depends on luck!" Duan Mingyu couldn't afford to be hurt in all kinds of ways. This young master thought he had strong firepower, but this matter became an eternal pain in his heart, and a lifetime of regrets came out.

"Zhao Niang talks about having children all day long, saying that she wants to be an aunt soon!" Wan Yanyan said coquettishly, all kinds of charms made people itchy.

Duan Mingyu said: "Hehe, Zhao Niang is a little anxious about this matter, but your dad never mentioned the child in his dream."

Wan Yanyan pouted and said, "In my dream, my father didn't say anything, but he always held the book "The Art of War" and swayed in my mind."

Duan Mingyu sighed and said, "There are a lot of troubles when giving birth to a child. What's the point? The child talks back and says he has no rules. He is obedient and has no opinion. He is active and active and worried about ADHD, introverted and quiet, and is afraid of autism. He beats someone and says he is too domineering, and is beaten to say he is too cowardly. He fights for the first place and says he is too competitive. He doesn't care about rankings. He doesn't seek motivation. He makes friends afraid of learning bad things, but he doesn't have friends. He is afraid of being withdrawn. He helps others and is afraid of suffering losses. He doesn't help others and says he is selfish... Parents are working hard. Alas, if they meet a naughty child, they will be even more done. This matter has to be discussed for a long time!"

"Okay, I won't mention this matter for now. What should I do if Zhaoniang's studies are done? Mr. Yang Yanguang handed her over to you, but I don't want to see such a situation!" Wan Yanyan said worriedly.

"Aren't I teaching Zhaoniang personally? Why, let's try again? This is an insult to the top scorer. Zhaoniang, what should I choose for this question?" Duan Mingyu asked Yang Zhaoniang with a homemade exam paper.

Yang Zhaoniang replied decisively: "Choose a!"

Duan Mingyu asked, "Why choose a? Give me a reason to convince me first!"

Yang Zhaoniang bit her finger and said, "Because bcd is wrong!"

Duan Mingyu was speechless: "Why is bcd wrong?"

“Because a is right!”

Duan Mingyu nodded: "Very good. Please sit down!"

This top student has already understood, is it true that you, a girl, didn't understand anything after listening for a long time? Well, then this top student will give you a math teacher for the time being, and tell you what a function is: "The so-called function, in English, is called function, which means a correspondence of the unique output value corresponding to each input value. The standard symbol of the output value corresponding to the input value x in a function f is f(x). A set containing all the input values ​​of a certain function is called the definition domain of this function, and a set containing all the output values ​​is called the value domain. Think about what else, well, if you define the concept of mapping first, you can simply define the function as, and the mapping defined between non-empty sets is called a function, Zhaoniang, do you understand?"

Yang Zhaoniang shook her little head: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, I feel very powerful."

Duan Mingyu: “…”

Just as Duan Mingyu's anger was full, he was about to beat Yang Zhaoniang up.

Wang Aiqing came back from outside, with a sad face, full of depressed expression, and a medicinal cloth wrapped in his hands.

Duan Mingyu hurriedly stopped the slap that was about to fall on Yang Zhaoniang's head, which made Yang Zhaoniang feel relieved and cast a grateful look at Wang Aiqing.

Duan Mingyu asked Wang Aiqing's reason for his injury with concern: "Aiqing, why did your hand be injured?"

Wang Aiqing sighed and replied, "I saw a strong and strong man on the road holding a knife and stabbing a girl in the butt."

Duan Mingyu said in confusion: "What does this have to do with your hands? Eight poles are not close to each other!"

Wang Aiqing sweated heavily and said, "At this time, my hand happened to be on the girl's butt."

"You... hooligan!" Yang Zhaoniang pouted her mouth and cursed angrily.

Wang Aiqing was not angry, and said slowly: "This young master touched her and proved that she was charming. Cough cough, unlike some little kids who were on the airport."

Yang Zhaoniang was a little angry: "You are the No. 7 battery."

Well, you guys have learned bad things from me, Duan Mingyu is a little ashamed!

Wang Aiqing is not a good character, and said without showing any weakness: "Even if the No. 7 battery is a Nanfu Energy Gathering, it is super long and durable! Mr. Duan, you have to raise your hand to defend the dignity of a man!"

Duan Mingyu must raise his hands, and the men must support each other. The guy put his hands together and said, "My little friend Zhaoniang, what's the point of asking me to tell you!"

"I don't even know how the child comes from, so don't show off with me!" Yang Zhaoniang wanted to tear Duan Mingyu into eight pieces and feed the dogs. This hatred is simply irreconcilable!

Duan Mingyu's face was stern, "Who said I don't know? It's just that, you are still young, and some questions are very profound. You don't understand them even if you say them!"

"Hmph, then you are also the No. 7 battery!" Yang Zhaoniang caught and bite whoever she caught, Duan Mingyu said that she was no match for her, patted her chest and said, "Okay, I will be a biology teacher for you today, so that you can know how children are trained!"

Duan Mingyu paused and said, "First of all, there are many tadpoles in his father's belly, and there is a small house in his mother's belly. One day, my father put many tadpoles in his mother's belly, and there can only be one tadpoles in his small house. The first thing he ran to the tadpoles in the small house and closed the door, and the other tadpoles could not enter. When the baby grew up and couldn't live in the small house, he started knocking on the door. The mother's stomach would hurt and then give birth to a baby."

Yang Zhaoniang was confused when she heard this, her eyes were full of stars, and her expression of admiration was: "Brother Mingyu, you know so much!"

"That's, I think back then..."

Wang Aiqing gave Duan Mingyu a thumbs up and said, "You are cruel, you are handsome, I really want to know who gave you the wisdom and courage!"

Duan Mingyu: “…”

"By the way, labor and capital almost forgot the main business. Cough cough, young master, this is Miss Cheng Junyu, cough cough... a love letter to you!" Wang Aiqing took out a letter from his arms and handed it to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu was speechless: Cough, Wang Aiqing, how could you say that... so frankly! Even in front of my wife.

"Yanyan, I miss it!" Duan Mingyu said in a pretended generous manner.
Chapter completed!
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