Wang Aiqing looked at the pitiful dish on the table and said, "Young master, there is no way. Today, the chef has diarrhea, so we can only order it!"

"I'll go, you guys, there are so many people in our family, just one dish can be used for a bird!" Duan Mingyu said angrily.

"There's nothing more. Why don't we go to the restaurant to eat?" Wang Aiqing said that she is innocent. Who told you to hire only one chef, and there are no one who can change shifts. Now, it's great!

Duan Mingyu pondered for a moment: "What restaurant is going to? It's really a waste of money. Don't worry, this top scholar has his own way!"

Duan Mingyu finally made up his mind and said, "Wang Aiqing, go and ask Xie Xiande to come to my place for dinner. He said that the top scholar would treat him, and then ask him to buy a few cold dishes along the way, and that's the cold dishes."

"Oh, I'll do it right away!" Wang Aiqing stood up suddenly, called a few guards and prepared to take action.

Duan Mingyu continued, "Slowly, why are you panic? Let's call Fan Fu to have a meal. Similarly, I said that I would treat you. Cough cough, let him go and buy two stir-fry dishes, and it would be said that only two stir-fry dishes were missing."

"Also, call me that, let's ask Luo Hou to come back for dinner. Similarly, ask him to go and buy a chicken and stew mushrooms, and of course it can also be stewed with lamb." Duan Mingyu continued to order.

Of course, the matter is far from over. Duan Mingyu then said to Wang Aiqing: "In the end, you are going to ask Lord Cheng Zhiyuancheng to come back soon for dinner, and ask him to bring a few bottles of good wine over, and tell him that it's just a short time to drink."

Everyone: "..."

"Young Master, you are absolutely amazing, really amazing. I have to say that you are really the best among scumbags, among beasts!" Wang Aiqing looked at Duan Mingyu with great depression, and then hurriedly led a team of personal guards to run out, preparing to unswervingly implement Duan Mingyu's plan to cheat people.

Well, this top scholar goes to the kitchen to steam the rice and make some soup, and everything will be fine. Wow, no, what did Wang Aiqing say about the dog? I believe your evil...

You are not a good thing. I remember that Duan Mingyu held a training to imitate modern fire drills in the military camp. Wang Aiqing was decisively arranged by Duan Mingyu to be a trapped person. Finally, Wang Aiqing, a fool, ran to the second floor with a white handkerchief. While waving the white handkerchief, she shouted sissyly: "Uncle, come up and play..."

A group of people are decisively messed up in the wind. Do you know if you dare to scold me around the bush? You slander the top scholar like this, like a donkey saying: People are stupid, but they say stupid donkeys. Pig saying: People are fat, but they say fat pigs. Cow saying: People are bullish, but they call bragging. Cat saying: People are tricked, but they call cat tricks. Chicken saying: People are small, but they say they are small**. Dog saying: Men make women's belly bigger, but they insist that they are dogs.

If you fight with me, you will not be damaged so much that you will not even be left with slag.

The dinner finally became richer because of the few people who came later.

Yang Zhaoniang held a chicken wing in one hand, ate one with one bite on the left and one with one right, and ate with relish. Duan Mingyu said: "Girls, you can't pay attention to your image. What do you think you look like?"

Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu for a few seconds, and then said, "The girl with wings..."

Duan Mingyu knelt: "If your grandfather knew that you were so ill, he would definitely kill me!"

"Oh, no, except for my grandfather who likes to hit me when I was a child, I won't care about me any other time!"

Duan Mingyu asked, "Why did your grandfather like to hit you so much when he was young? Why don't you hit you now?"

Yang Zhaoniang said excitedly, "When my grandfather hit me, I would cry. Now that I have grown up, I won't cry anymore. Grandpa said it's boring to fight!"

Duan Mingyu: "..." Damn, this is Grandpa Shenma. I am depressed by labor and capital. I am too lazy to reason with you, the little girl. The top scholar's spit is still used to count money!

Xie Xiande, who was late, squeezed forward and rubbed his hands and asked, "Can the top scholar help me calculate when I can get rich? I'm almost bored when I'm living at home!"

Duan Mingyu looked at Xie Xiande, pretended to pinch his fingers and frowned, and then sighed softly: "Oh, you want to make a fortune unless the chicken can swim, the sows will go up to the tree, the poultry will fly in the sky, and the National Football World Cup. Brother Xinchun will not live forever, see that Sister Feng does not vomit blood, Guo Jingming is taller than me. The world car runs in the sky, and Sister Furong has a slim waist."

Xie Xiande's expression suddenly faded: "Oh, if the labor and capital have a father with a backstage, then there would be no need to work so hard..."

Duan Mingyu continued, "At that time, I'm afraid you won't have the mentality and perseverance today. Sometimes, we despise the tribe of the father, but we hate the father not being "strong". We ridiculed the rich overnight, but we bought lottery tickets privately; we hated corrupt officials, and we tried our best to apply for civil servants; we hated the rich second generation, but we wanted to marry rich people; we ridiculed the unhealthy tradition, but we were busy looking for relationships with ourselves; we hated the gifts, but we hoped that others would accept your gifts... This is how life is, we always dream unrealistic, and we will never be satisfied!"

"I'm... ashamed!" Xie Xiande bowed and bowed.

"It's great. You can correct your mistakes, and it's great to be good." Duan Mingyu took a quick look and said: "If you can recognize your mistakes and have the courage to correct them, you are a good boy!"

"I don't know what you are thinking, or if we are Sun Wukong, we do whatever we want, and we don't have so many concerns!" Yang Zhaoniang said stupidly, which made everyone laugh.

"Ahem, Zhaoniang, your ideas must be changed. You can't like Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong is not a man!" Duan Mingyu looked at Yang Zhaoniang with great concern and said.

"It's not a man, is it a woman?" Yang Zhaoniang asked with confusion.

"Yes, it's not bad, it's a woman!" Duan Mingyu nodded decisively.

"What, what did you say? Sun Wukong is a woman, why?" Yang Zhaoniang asked with regret. Her idol and her dream lover were of the same gender as her. I have to say that it really made the listener sad and the listener cry!

"Think about it, Sun Wukong went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to find weapons. He didn't like so many weapons. He looked at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which was easy to stretch and contract, and could be big or small, which was really puzzling and thought-provoking..." Duan Mingyu put on a look that I knew very well and was seen by me, and a smile that made people feel like it was impulsive to beat people up!
Chapter completed!