Duan Mingyu pushed the silver on the table in pain in front of Cheng Junyu: "Okay, it's all yours! Don't tell Zhao Niang about such tricks, so as not to damage my tall image..."

"Well, I understand!" Cheng Junyu's eyes lit up suddenly: "If you want it, you must not tell Zhao Niang, cough cough... Why don't we do it again!"

"I won't tell me what I'm going to do?" Yang Zhaoniang suddenly appeared at the door and said in a daze.

Duan Mingyu's head was covered in black: "I believe your evil..." Then Duan Mingyu kept using color to Cheng Junyu, Miss Cheng, you are the number one talented woman in Bianzhou who was once popular, so don't show it!

Cheng Junyu took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I'll tell you not to talk to her because he told me not to talk to you. Now I'll tell you not to talk to him. If he asks you if I've told you, I've told you not to talk to you!"

Everyone's cheeks were twitching, their eyes were rumbling...

As expected, she is the number one talented woman and is well-deserved!

Yang Zhaoniang shook her dizzy head and asked, "Brother Mingyu, when I came back, I suddenly remembered several very profound questions. I am only 11 years old this year, so I can't figure out what's going on. Everyone calls you the top scorer, so I want to ask you this question."

"Oh, it's a good habit to study hard and ask questions. I like it. Sister Zhao Niang wants to ask questions from the gods?" Duan Mingyu asked with a smile on her face.

"What is the difference between gay friends you have said and **?" Yang Zhaoniang's simple eyes made Duan Mingyu convinced that she was not making fun of herself, so Duan Mingyu suddenly felt a huge pressure from the future of the motherland... Duan Mingyu thought for a long time. Then he answered Yang Zhaoniang's very difficult question very seriously: "Gay friends are friends who eat KFC together, and ** are friends who eat instant noodles together. The former focuses on communication, while the latter focuses on efficiency."

Duan Mingyu looked at Yang Zhaoniang very deeply, "Do you understand now?"

"I understand, I don't know what KFC and instant noodles are?" Yang Zhaoniang raised her head and said with a confused look on her face.

Duan Mingyu was speechless for a moment and hurriedly explained in the thinking of ancient people: "This, this... KFC is just roasted chicken, instant noodles are just Yangchun noodles. Is there any other problem?"

Yang Zhaoniang nodded and continued to ask: "Of course there is, you are always busy, and I want to ask you many questions!"

"Oh, you can ask while the meal is not yet started! This top scholar will give you one by one!" Duan Mingyu took off the armor on his body and threw it aside, sitting upright and said.

The two daughters of Wan Yanyan and Cheng Junyu were also sitting on the side and looking at Duan Mingyu with admiration, with red stars shining in their eyes!

Only he heard Yang Zhaoniang say, "There is another question about the "Journey to the West" you told me. I can't figure it out no matter how hard I think about it. Since Tang Monk can live forever after eating meat, why didn't he bit himself and live forever? Anyway, I haven't heard that other gods can never die. Then, wasn't Tang Monk invincible in the end? Why did he get the scriptures?"

Duan Mingyu was stunned at first, then looked at Yang Zhaoniang and felt that it was quite right. This girl was really smart and could think of such a profound question. I didn't expect how to answer it for a while. Duan Mingyu also felt that Yang Zhaoniang was saying something reasonable. If Tang Seng could endure the pain of cutting flesh, he would be his life forever.

Duan Mingyu thought for a long time, then slapped his head and reacted, saying, "Oh, monks can't eat meat."

"Oh oh oh, so that's it, why didn't I expect it? Mingyu, you are so... smart!" Now Yang Zhaoniang admired Duan Mingyu even more, and she had no choice but to say anything, and she decisively became Duan Mingyu's die-hard fan.

Duan Mingyu smiled and said, "Actually, the most intriguing thing about it is not this. There is a saying in "Journey to the West", "Hehe, I'll ask you first, is the banana fan picked by Laojun of Taishang?"

"It seems, probably, right..." The three girls all lit their heads like chickens pecking at rice.

Very good, this is what you want,

Duan Mingyu said: "But the banana fan is in the hands of Princess Iron Fan!" Duan Mingyu continued to induce: "The Bull Demon King does not have Samadhi True Fire at all, which is also well-known?"

"Right!" Another nodding action.

"Although the Bull Demon King does not know the true fire of Samadhi, but...hehe, there is one problem that we cannot ignore, that is, Samadhi True Fire, Red Boy is born to know it. The connotation of this is really intriguing! You said, is there any traitor between Princess Iron Fan and the Supreme Laojun? Is there any love?!"

Duan Mingyu took out a Great Zhonghua cigarette, lit it, and smoked it while laughing in a lewd manner!

"Ph, ph, ph!" Cheng Junyu and Wan Yanyan said speechlessly.

Yang Zhaoniang stretched out her little head with a pink jade pecking and asked, "Brother Mingyu, why do you always smile foolishly when you smoke!"

Duan Mingyu's sunny smile froze: "You are the one who is born, you don't understand this guy. According to the investigation and argumentation of professionals in relevant departments, you have to live three seconds less for every cigarette smoking, and have a little more for five seconds more for a while, and surf the Internet while smoking. Hehe, we'll make two seconds more for a net profit...

Yang Zhaoniang finally couldn't help it. The child also had a temper. A move of "Tianma Meteor Fist" immediately made Yang Zhaoniang's little loli's charm completely explode. She stared at the steel arm falling down towards Duan Mingyu with great strength. She suddenly wanted to fan everyone around her, and then rushed up... to take a photo! Then she held Duan Mingyu's hand with great excitement and said a string of extremely unfluential bird songs, and finally... she flashed!

Duan Mingyu sighed: "The world is getting worse and worse, but people's hearts are not as good as ever. Nowadays, little friends are prone to impulsiveness and don't know how to understand the mood of us old people..."

Looking back to the past, in modern society, within a few days, the price of water and the price of food also increased. Both of the necessary conditions for human survival were restricted. I really didn’t expect that in ancient times, it was so tragic that labor and capital said...what is good!

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat, huh, young master, on your face..." Wang Aiqing looked at Duan Mingyu's black eyes in confusion.

"This is purely an accident. I accidentally fell when I entered the door... Cough cough, well, that's it!" Duan Mingyu fully utilized this spirit of Ah Q, and said in a similar way.
Chapter completed!