72. Chapter 72: 72 National Treasure—Whoever touches it will die
"Your earth... no, just your country. With 1.3 billion people, you should be able to have strong magic power fluctuations."
As the bronze dragon spoke, he took out pieces of small black slates from under her skirt, which was like a black hole. It seems that her skirt is a black hole armor? - No, the dragon is so powerful? Legend has it.
The space ring in ?
"Here, think of one for me now. In the long history of your country, it is the most widely circulated, longest-lasting, and most precious rare treasure! Well, one may not be enough. Let's get two more."
"……this……"
This really makes me question myself. The historical relics here are said to be real except for their names. If you ask this, aren't you looking for trouble?
"Ahem, Miss Onimitz, right?" Find a way to demonstrate your lack of historical knowledge.
"Eh?"
"I'll tell you a story" I watched when I was a kid watching a TV series. There were scenes of men and women having sex: "In ancient times, we had a prime minister (Lü Buwei) who wrote a history book (Lü Shi Chun Qiu).
Discuss with all the writers how to make this unhistorical book pass down to the world forever. Some say it is carved on the huge stone in the hometown, and some say it is carved on the beautiful jade abundant in the hometown. So, so, so, so. But this great man of ours
The number one profiteer in ancient and modern history!) said: Stones will always decay one day, but culture will be passed down forever. Therefore, our history is written on slips, and this can be spread widely——"
"Oh...?! Your country is really magical to the point of being weird." Looking back at the other indigenous people of Azeroth, Onimitz said with some surprise: "In our Azeroth,
The nobles are all trying their best to make themselves famous in history. They build a palace, a fortress and so on. Thoradin, the first joint informant of mankind, built a huge wall very coquettishly. Not many people remember him now, I guess.
After 18,000 years, the giant wall will disappear. Your... the historical heritage of your country is really enough for us to enjoy."
"Hahaha, I guess his giant wall is not long enough." Summon our Lord the First Emperor... By the way, say the First Emperor!!!
"Alas... this ignorant little human being. Don't be fooled by Onimitz, he is just a writer of novels. As long as he talks at length, especially when he speaks very righteously,
He must be hiding something. I guess he couldn't think of any national treasures in his country for a while." Feng Yu sighed, and the Arch Druid seemed to be quite unworthy of China, looking at Li Wei
.
"If he doesn't understand, let me tell you - if this country can be said to have treasures, there are things like the Riverside Scene during the Qingming Festival, the Mao Gong Tripod, and the First Emperor's Bronze Carriage... But! These are just discovered treasures left behind.
That’s all. In the name of Elune, I swear that any treasure in this country that I can name is ten thousand times more precious than the above!”
The night elves' hearts seemed to be quite throbbing.
"Hey... Hey, hey, Wind Whisper, you are from Azeroth. Don't get excited. Don't wander into Elune in the history of our country... Have a sip of tea or something..." Li
Wei looked at it with pain in his balls.
"The Jade Seal of the State! It was made about the 2nd century BC. Who in the world discovered this thing... If you dare to hide it, you will be dead. There is also the Jiuding of King Yu, which was made about the 20th century BC -
—Whoever dares to hide something secret in this world is doomed."
"...It is very precious." Li Wei shook his head and sighed: "But... I don't know where the imperial seal has gone. It is in chaos. It is said that it disappeared before the Song Dynasty. You people in Azeroth don't even think about it.
As for King Yu’s Jiuding, it was originally a bronze vessel, and it was a thing from four thousand years ago. I don’t know where it has gone... Hey, can you stop looking at me like this? I’m very scared!”
Levi felt that the bronze dragon, pandaren, night elf and blood elf in front of him were looking at him with a strange look. He instantly became furious! This weird and complicated look could almost be said to be all-encompassing! Originally,
They look weird enough, with pandas and beauties all gathered together, and all of them seem to have higher IQs than him!
"I am a giant bronze dragon!" He spread out his hands, as if he wanted to express his greatness: "Across countless time and space - four thousand years, it's just a matter of waving my hand! But... without a medium, I can't travel through it and get the relics.
Let’s put it aside for now.”
As if remembering something, Onimitz added: "Our Bronze Dragon King Nozdormu is usually a very sinister person. He is different from us. We little dragons only know the past and don't know the future. He
He knows everything, but says nothing, watching others go to destruction, and saying that fate cannot be changed. Hey, he likes to collect all kinds of bottles and jars in history... Oh, time.
If you have too much management, you will naturally get involved. Tsk, tsk, tsk - Taitan probably knows something, and by the way, Taitan is also shady! He is very shady."
Onimitz was right.
In the future, Nozdormu, the Bronze Dragon King, will travel through time and space to kill his future self! This is destined, and it cannot be undone... However, it is not a tragic figure. The hobby of three hands can be learned from history.
It is also his hobby to pick up some beautiful little things and turn them into his own collection.
Nozdormu even said [Everything in the world will eventually die, and the Wings of Death will one day become my collection] - Hahaha, I'm so passionate! Translate this sentence, doesn't it mean: Have it or not?
Do you want to win your heart even if you want to win your person? It’s a heavy taste.
All giant bronze dragons have this hobby. It can be said that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked - I can afford to wait. If you die, I will take away your good things and use them as archeology~
"You..." Levi can't pretend he didn't hear this sentence. Although there are many creatures from other worlds standing next to him, they are all Western fantasy. However, after receiving nearly thirty years of education in traditional Chinese thinking,
He couldn't stand what the bronze dragon said to him: "Don't be kidding me. I have the Jade Seal of Chuan Guo and King Yu's Nine Cauldrons at home. Do I still need them? - A common man is not guilty, but he is guilty of having a jade: he is talking about the Jade Seal of Chuan Guo.
!——I haven’t lived enough yet. Who dares to hold these true [national treasures] in today’s world? Will that mean death?”
"Why are you anxious? I didn't say what will happen." Well, do people in this country value these two things so much?
Onimitz looked forward to it a little in his heart - "Let these two rare treasures become my collection~"
"...Miss Onimitz?"
"ah?"
"You just seemed to have spoken out what was on your mind..."
"Eh?"
"I tell you! If you dare to hide our treasure, I will imitate our ancient sages (Nezha, it seems that some people call him Li Goudan now) and pull out your muscles and bones!" Then make it *****
*!
"I, I, I...don't scare me..."
It seems that although it is a giant bronze dragon, it has a good temper.
"In short - I want to investigate nearly a hundred years of history this month, and I'll give you this." As he said that, the bronze dragon seemed to be fleeing and threw seven strange obsidian slabs to Li Wei. If it hadn't been for Li Wei,
Wei had quick eyes and quick hands, and Lao Zhao was also helping him, almost killing him.
"Ah, I'm sleepy. I have to sleep for hundreds of hours - I think your sofa is so comfortable, so let me use it." She said, regardless of other people's opinions. Miss Bronze Dragon entered sleep mode.
, flew down on the sofa. He seemed to have thought of something again, and raised his head: "Oh! By the way, I only want something for a hundred years. What you have in China is the best, and what you have in the world is fine. Anyway, it's not good.
Not all...huh."
The words are not finished yet.
The bronze dragon really fell asleep.
"...She can really sleep." The obsidian slate in her arms had many strange words written on it: "How... does this thing work?"
"...I have never studied archeology." The night elf spread his hands.
"I haven't studied archeology either." The blood elf spread his hands.
"Our hometown of Pandaria is almost exactly the same as yours in China. There is nothing to test." The Pandaren spread his hands.
"I'll wipe this dead dragon girl! Is it a dragon or a pig?" Li Wei looked at the dragon girl who fell asleep in front of him, and really didn't know what to say: "How to wake her up? Who?
It smells really good!”
Well...is this a reasonable, legal and reasonable piece of ****? - It looks good, but if I throw it to Saudi Arabia, can I get it in exchange for gold and silver?
"Ugh... it's really difficult to wake up the giant dragon, but it's not impossible. It's easier to wake up the bronze dragon than the green dragon, but... Onimitz is a different kind." The night elf sighed,
Said: "She must be exhausted, just let her sleep for a while. Anyway, there is no rush now, right? She is sleeping, and she is unshakable. I remember one time when we attacked the Glacier Fortress, she actually flew
She fell asleep as soon as she fell asleep. Then for more than twenty days during the normal battle, she slept so sweetly! Unless the Bronze Dragon King arrived in person, she would not be able to wake up. By the way, don’t take any chances with her. If she really
He was awakened... The dragon was so angry that even his relatives wouldn't recognize him."
"...Holy crap! So difficult to take care of?" Levi scratched his head: "Then, what should we do?"
"Are you still a human?" the night elf said with a smile: "It's just a hundred years old antiques. There is only a black market in Azeroth, but you have an antique shop here! - Besides, didn't you just get a Japanese female apprentice?
?”
"Huh?! - Levi, I've never heard of this!"
Chapter completed!