As we all know.

Developing software is a very tedious job. After it is developed, generally speaking, people with professional ethics will test it. But... After God developed "Earth OL", he took an irresponsible vacation for six days.

Creating the world, if he didn't take Sunday off, maybe the world would be much better. In the same way, the Titans of Azeroth are also virtuous. After creating the world, they don't care about upgrading, maintaining and finding bugs at all, and leave directly.

From the blood elf death knight - Shyvana Morningstar's perfect Chinese history classroom:

When the "Earth Online" test server was on, everyone was basically the same. There was only one race to choose from, which was the Egyptians. When the Earth Online version reached 1.0, several new civilizations were added. China was one of them, and it was not very popular at the time.

Brilliant. When it is patched and the level changes to 1600 BC, China will shine.

After that, the Earth OL Asian server basically experienced [Resurrection of the Blood God? Qin] [Burning Crusade? Han] [Dark Temple? Three Kingdoms] [Wrath of the Khan? Tang], [Fission of the Earth?

Song】(Note 1) and other versions.

(Note 1: The memes come from various versions of World of Warcraft.)

New enemies, Xiongnu, Xianbei, etc. New neutral NPCs, Japanese, Koreans, South Vietnam, etc.

China's various talents, levels and skills have been continuously strengthened. It was not until version 12.79, when [Mystery of the Song Dynasty] ended, that China began its first drastic weakening.

"China is too powerful. It can't be played without cutting it. Eighty percent of the world's GDP is with it!"

"If you like to play, don't play."

"China is too powerful. Isn't its territory a little too big?"

"If you like to play, don't play." (Note 2)

(Note 2: The joke comes from the famous answer of sb (that’s what he is called), the development chief planner of the famous online game "World of Tanks".)

"Earth Online has been developed for so long and there has been no substantial change. Should the map be changed?"

"If you like to play, don't play."

Until the latest version of the century, China suffered from continuous weakness. It seems that too many people gave up on Earth ol. On the one hand, on the other hand, "The weather is good today, let's weaken China." "Britain is too strong.

Let’s weaken China.” “Napoleon has fallen, let’s weaken China.” (Note 3)

(Note 3: The meme comes from the unwarranted reasons for frequently weakening the same hero in the famous online game "League of Legends")

Since then, China has been hit by the most terrifying curse in the entire "Earth OL". It was not until the last few versions that it continued to recover and be strengthened. Now it is possible to become a god again!

"Now, this is the Chinese history I know - is it wrong?" Chenxing spun around in a circle as if dancing, and happily presented the treasure to Li Wei: "Now, I think this version of "Earth Ol",

It should be called [Let the atomic bomb fly for a while]. Well, I think it will be a matter of time before humans stop serving the earth if they continue to torment the earth like this."

"You're an elf! No, you're just an elf at all." He looked dumbfounded at the blood elf death knight in front of him who was acting maliciously and cutely, and was extremely shameful. Levi felt that what was even more shameful was himself - he knew that the other person was joking, but he actually still

Really laugh out loud.

"Onimitz, what she said is useless." Levi shook his head with a wry smile and said to the bronze dragon: "If you want to understand my country, I guess... you won't be able to understand it even after I die! This

This is a country that takes a lifetime to understand. Unless you have the right racial talent, otherwise it will be a waste of time - if you want to read history, I really have a lot of history books here."

"Oh? - As far as Aize is concerned, except for nobles who care about their family's history, no human beings care about this."

Onimitz was a little surprised. He stretched out his hand and said, "What's there? Let's take a look."

"...When you went to my room, didn't you see the bookshelf?"

"You saw it - what? There seems to be some weird books on it, I can't understand it."

"...The above are basically all." Li Wei sighed, as if he was powerless: "Starting from our first official history, "Historical Records", that thing was printed by the Chinese Library. Don't give it to me as my father's relic.

It’s broken! There are only 130 volumes of Historical Records, which are meant for the elderly. The characters are all very large, so they are very thick. The later chapters on Zizhi Tongjian, Song History and so on are even more vast, so you can read them yourself slowly.”

"...?!?!?"

"Tch, really, I thought there was something so great about the giant bronze dragon that traveled through time and space. It made me so nervous." Levi couldn't help but show contempt in his eyes: "Humph - if you really think our history is simple

, then you are totally wrong. How long is the human history of Azeroth? How little do the elves pay attention to history because of their longevity? I don’t know how chaotic your circle is. But - don’t underestimate it.

My motherland, history will kill you, and the mountain of books will crush you to death!! A giant bronze dragon, right?—Go and see, go and see!”

As Levi spoke, he flashed into his room and brought a bunch of relics left to him by his father, which he had never read once. It seemed that he was having a paranoid attack, and he went crazy and took away a pile of more than a dozen books.

Thick history books were thrown in front of each other.

"...I also tell you that I don't know many of these words, so if you want to know them, you are just pouring a few grains of salt into the mouth of the bullshit, and there will be no trouble. Remember to look up the dictionary, I have Cihai here. ——It was also left to me by my father. Moreover, these ancient books use the writing method of ancient my country, and some of them have not been translated yet——Bronze Giant Dragon, go and read it!"

"...It's just...it's just a few thousand years old. I, the worst I can do is travel through time and space and see it for myself!" He looked at the small characters and wrote them in words he didn't recognize. Although there was a life passage with Li Wei

, but it still looks very disturbing.

"Yes! I will travel through time and space and confirm the history myself! - Well, by the way, you must find enough energy in this world for me, new signs and other relics. Well, archeology is a big deal in our Azeroth
Chapter completed!