Zhao Xuantan vomited, but Li Wei did not.

To be honest, Zhao Xuantan considers himself to be an excellent high-end wine barrel. Even if he cannot take on important responsibilities, he can at least be regarded as a wine companion on important occasions.

But comparing people to others will lead to death, and comparing goods to goods will lead to throwing away things.

When Li Wei drank the tenth bottle of Wuliangye in one gulp, he finally realized that the guy in front of him was not a human at all!

Of course, he couldn't say anything else. Like many experienced drunkards, Li Wei picked up Zhao Xuantan's mobile phone and sent a group message to people to pick him up. Then he threw Zhao Xuantan on the wine table, and he was satisfied

Burping from wine, he ran home in a hurry.

Everything that can be solved today has been solved.

In the past six months, the huge stone in my heart has been relieved. The country has said that it will treat creatures from other worlds equally, and elves can also apply for Chinese citizenship.

Even if he dies, it will definitely be his own death - he has nothing to do with those two elves anymore. This is really great.

In the bottom of Li Wei's heart, he really thought so for a moment.

All the suffering, finally, finally came to an end!

"Yo - are you home? Come on, let me introduce you to a new person. Well, we can only talk in Queras now because there are two Japanese next to us. This lady is also from Azeroth.

I have just traveled through time. What are you looking at, what are you breathing heavily! Are you interested in being a nymphomaniac? I tell you her true form, but she is always a huge bronze dragon, put away your hobbies!! She has something important to tell you

, it’s a mission from Titan—please help me.”

Chenxing pulled Li aside and asked him to observe the new beautiful dragon from as far away as possible.

Levi's brain suffered a burst of ischemia, and he almost suffered from heart disease, high blood pressure and cerebral congestion.

Why is it that at this juncture, another one like this comes to the house?

Return the dragon?!

"Hello human, nice to meet you."

Onimitz bowed gracefully, and there was no hint that she was a confused big sister. On the contrary, she showed her intellectual beauty, elegance and solemnity - Levi was deceived at that time. Maybe, the person who traveled through this time was not here to cause trouble.

of?

"I am the bronze dragon, Onimitz, who came with the mission of Titan. I hope that we can have a perfect cooperative relationship in the future——"

"..." Levi pricked up his ears at that time.

"Ah, hello, my name is Levi..."

"I know." Onimitz smiled, seeming to have the ability to see through everything. This kind of intellectual big sister usually doesn't know where Beihe's integrity is after talking to otakus for a few times: "You are the one chosen by the Titans.

, I have heard your name in the sacred space. Levi, an earthling. I believe you can definitely complete the Titan's mission."

...Li Wei is really not used to it. Recently, there are always people who praise his status quite high.

But now he understands one sentence more and more: if there is nothing to be courteous, it is either a traitor or a thief! What's more, it is just to wear a high hat for himself. It's not like he has never seen beauties recently. On the contrary, beauties and Dabao are seen every day.

After all, you have gone through so much trouble. You can give up beauty in exchange for safety. Don’t you understand such a simple truth? As a man, you must know how to advance and retreat... Do men live for women?

"Yes, yes, you are right, I can definitely help with Titan's mission and so on."

Li Wei quickly agreed, fearing that the giant bronze dragon opposite would say nothing: "——Tell me, how do you want me to help you?"

Nonsense, of course a man lives for a woman. If he can't fuck her at the critical moment, why should he live so vigorously? Although he and a few elves often clamor to do whatever they want with each other. But, if he really needs a man to fuck him,

But if you are retreating, then that is your own problem.

"But let's make it clear first, I can only help what I can. And it must be related to Chenxing, Fengwhisper and the others. I have no interest in risking my own life on other Titans and the like."

"...You are quite beyond my expectation." The giant bronze dragon looked at Li Wei carefully and said, "From the history I know, you don't seem to be someone who can say these things."

"...the words you are saying now make me feel panicked." Levi had a feeling that everything about him was known to others. This feeling was like standing naked in front of others. Of course, standing naked in front of a woman

In front of me, it is definitely not the man who is at a disadvantage: "If you don't explain to me, what do you mean by your so-called Titan, opening your mouth to history, and closing your mouth to history?"

"This is a long story - you still have two guests over there, why don't you deal with them first?"

The giant bronze dragon seems to be quite good at reading scenes.

He immediately pointed to the two friends from District 11 beside him.

"I really forgot that there was such a thing." After slapping his forehead, Li Wei suddenly realized that there were two people around him who didn't know the truth.

At this moment, the two men stared blankly at the scene in front of them.

"Well, do you want me to use some magic to delete their memories?" The bronze dragon pondered for a moment, and Onimitz said: "I have this ability~"

"Oh? Really?" If that's true, that would be a great help to yourself.

"Don't listen to her." Chenxing said, "Other bronze dragons do have this ability and are very skilled. But this Onimitz, don't trust her too much! She can do more than you think.

If you have less, you can do even less well.”

It seems that this death knight has gradually begun to care about Li Wei's safety. Whether it is a big or small matter, he always helps Li Wei as if he is protecting his shortcomings.

Typical thinking "Only I can bully him, no one else can".

"Then forget it." Levi looked at Tokugawa Aoi and Takizawa Aiqi on the side, and sighed: "They have no enmity with me, on the contrary, they still owe me a house... haha

Haha, this is a good sign! Ahem, I'm not very greedy for money, really."

Takizawa Aiqi was reluctant to leave Lao Zhao and insisted on exchanging mobile phone numbers. In the end, Li Wei used "cannot understand" as an excuse and pretended to be stupid. As for Tokugawa Aoi, Li Wei used the tone of "Master Craftsman"

, persuaded her to leave. She also gave her a sweet date and said that she would see her kung fu next time we meet. She would go to rest today. She couldn't run away anymore. The monk couldn't run away from the temple. What's the rush?

Sending off two friends from District 11.

The room changed in an instant.

Old Zhao sighed and transformed back into a cute giant panda. Carrying a bottle of wine, he seemed to have finally gotten rid of the tireless female human (Takizawa Aiki). Carrying a plate of peanuts, he walked to the side and picked up a bench.

Let's start the most enjoyable thing of his day. Along the way, listen to some Titans and the like.

The giant bronze dragon transformed into a high elf (similar to a blood elf), except that it was quite tall. The night elf and the real blood elf also changed back to their original appearance.

"Um...is everyone here? I remember that there should be a warlock." Looking around, Onimitz asked in confusion: "Why is she missing? - Aren't you two together?

?”

"I guess you're right, but I really need to contact her..." As he said that, Levi took out his mobile phone and sent a text message while asking: "Aren't you... a giant dragon? Why do you look like a blood elf?

"

"Blood Elf? - I am eight hundred streets older than their race, okay? Oh, it's terrible to be uneducated. I am a dragon, but I only appear in humanoid form. We prefer the appearance of high elves.

"Onimitz shook his hand and sat on the sofa: "Well...these things on the earth are really amazing! Such a comfortable chair must be very comfortable to sleep on!"

Actually, Onimitz didn't say that.

The giant dragon likes to look like a high elf even when having sex. It is said that he can better understand the quickness of skin-to-skin contact...hehehehe.

Well, I would like to express my continued concern about what happened during the period when the Red Dragon Queen was captured.

It means that we should continue to pay attention to the Green Dragon Queen and her spouses, whether it is three or four times a day.

"...If you like it, I'll let you sleep on the sofa." Just to solve the housing problem, Levi didn't know much about Azeroth.

"Then let's get back to the business." He crossed his legs and put the mage's boots on Miss Dragon's beautiful legs, dangling in the air. Miss Onimitz took out her boots from her waist like a magic trick

Thick notepad.

"Mr. Levi, first of all - do you believe in a parallel worldview?"

"Eh? This... you are indeed from another world?" Li Wei looked at Miss Dragon in front of him in surprise: "Why did you even come up with the concept of parallel universes?"

"The so-called everything between heaven and earth was nothing at the beginning. This is [Nothing], which is the beginning of all things. And the action of Tao produced all things, and over there is [Being]. It is called the mother of all things

"Nothing and Being are not mutually exclusive. On the contrary, they are two manifestations of Tao, which is the universe." The Archdruid taught Li Wei a lesson about the Tao Te Ching.

"To put it simply, it is the theory of Schrödinger, the cat abuser. When a cat is put in a box, it will have two forms. Either dead or alive, or both alive and dead. Maybe, this is a parallel universe." Xue dk

The homegirl added next to her.

"Man follows the earth, the earth follows the heaven, the heaven follows the Tao, and the Tao follows nature." The Pandaren interrupted beside him, carrying a bottle of wine.

"...I understand, but I am not from Earth!" Levi felt his eyes darken: "You are all so awesome, you have the guts to say that you are from Earth! Are you all looking down on me!"

"Of course not, Levi - let me tell you, the reason why you were selected is not random. There is a reason for Titan to notice you." The bronze dragon said lightly.

Truth: "Perhaps you are successful in other worlds? Our bronze dragon's special skill is to travel through various time and space, including many parallel spaces. But are you ready?"

"What preparation?"

"Accept your destiny."

At that moment, Levi felt that he was so needed and so valuable. It felt like the earth could not rotate without him - this feeling of being placed with countless expectations, it was really possible

Let male creatures feel so happy that they can't help themselves.

but……

"Hey, does he really look like a powerful person among the countless flat-chested spaces?" A certain night elf on the side said incredulously to the blood elf who had an equally good auditory nerve.

"Tsk, I don't know what others say. I do know that there was a loser who said when he refused to face the cruel facts and evaded responsibility, "It doesn't matter, in some parallel universe, I will definitely win."

] and the like - do you believe such a ridiculous thing?" Chenxing answered his friend Ji.
To be continued...