67. Chapter 67: 67 This is Earth OL
What do humans think of their closest relatives, the hozen?
What kind of opinion can I have? It’s just a monkey. I can’t help but say: Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing. Things like Zixia Fairy falling in love with the senior brother have only appeared in nonsensical movies.
So, what does Lao Zhao think human beings are basically like? - That is, a proper hairless hozen. At most, because of the distance and closeness of the relationship, Lao Zhao and Li Wei are now like life and death buddies.
.Not to mention dying for a hozen, Lao Zhao has the consciousness to die for his beliefs.
but……
In Old Zhao's opinion, whether it is the beautiful blood elves, the beautiful night elves, or the giant dragons that transform into high elves - or these two ordinary human beauties in front of him.
They are all hairless hozens, and at most the male and female can barely be distinguished by their secondary sex organs and clothing.
Therefore, when a certain beautiful anchor walked up to Lao Zhao, Lao Zhao felt a little uncomfortable.
"Ah... what did she say?" Lao Zhao couldn't understand Japanese, so he immediately shook his head and said, "Cantonese dialect?"
"...It's far away from Guangdong. Don't joke about the region. Although they are almost all Sino-Tibetan languages, although the Japanese have repeatedly claimed that their language family is unique and closed-door. But...this is Japanese." Arch Druid's speech
She was a little unhappy that her time was interrupted. But seeing that Lao Zhao seemed to have something urgent to do, she stopped pursuing it: "——Japanese language, well, it's normal that you don't understand it, but we have a translator here.
.Here, it’s this little girl.”
"Yes, I am Tokugawa Aoi." The little girl blushed. Tokugawa Aoi felt that she had behaved inappropriately, and immediately said: "This Miss Takizawa Aki is the host of a Japanese TV program. Now, I want to
I want to conduct a small interview with you..."
"If it's a communication issue about martial arts practice, we'll talk about it later. If it's something else, I don't have anything to say." Old Zhao Chunhou smiled, waved his hand rather coolly, and said: "And I still have some things to do now... 2
If you have any problems, please solve them yourself first."
With that said, Lao Zhao shouted to the door: "Miss Onimitz, please come in."
"Hey, I said I could come in from the beginning." Onimitz lowered his head slightly and walked into Levi's house.
This dragon girl has now changed into a relatively decent mage uniform. A black long-sleeved dress, and a fiery red Grand Inquisitor's hat on her delicate little head, which makes her look quite heroic.
style.
"Hey, hello, elves... We are all acquaintances. I wonder if you remember me, Onimitz, Onimitz - I am Onimitz, do you remember me?
?——It’s been some years since we last met, whether it’s your space or my space…”
"...Dragon?!?!?!?"
"Bronze dragon?!?!?!?!"
"Damn it, that guy who likes to cause trouble the most!"
This time it was the turn of the two elves to be shocked, and they couldn't help but even used their own mother tongue.
The door of memory was opened, and the maelstrom of memories was turbulent. In Azeroth, these were all acquaintances. In other words, the Titan pointed out a circle at the beginning, and these people all went through it.
But there's a problem here.
Pandaren should be a rare race in the original continent of Azeroth. At least Zhao is a famous figure in Pandaria. Unfortunately, they are not as precious as elves. After all, there are too many pandas in Pandaria.
On the other hand, no matter how precious elves are, they are not as valuable as adult high-level dragons. In theory, this bronze dragon lady is a truly rare creature.
However, what is regrettable is that Miss Onimitz has always been the kind of person with a lower IQ - even for the tasks given by Titan, she was able to travel to the earth for a whole year at night. What about traveling through time and space?
Yes, it's the Bronze Dragon's specialty. Although traveling to the earth and another world may be the Bronze Dragon's first attempt, it shouldn't be so outrageous.
"Uh...how can you not be so arrogant? Elves!" Relying on the fact that he was the oldest and had the highest seniority, Onimitz shook his head in displeasure and said, "Is this how you welcome old friends?"
"Honestly, the last thing my teammates from Azeroth expect to see is you..." Chenxing told the truth. When she was in Azeroth, she was a dragon... and it was indeed a little bit...
Shameful.
When he was in the Cave of Time (the lair of the Bronze Dragon, where the double red stick always carries the handle, etc., it was basically here), he was famous for being unreliable.
In order to correct the trajectory of time and space, we once opened the path leading to the leaders of Aizelai back then, but they all ended in failure. Either the teleportation took a while, or the day lily was cold. It was too bad.
The acting Bronze Dragon King kept eating the gunpowder and spitting at Onimitz. Furthermore, he ordered Onimitz to become a special vehicle (mount) to atone for his sins.
"Morning Star!" Although he agreed with Morning Star's view, the Archdruid had to pretend to be red-faced. After scolding Morning Star, Feng Yu opened her arms. She was also 1.8 meters tall, or even taller, and hugged Ao
Nimitz: "Onimitz, welcome. I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you very much. - In the name of Elune, I thought I would never see you again."
that would be nice.
"Hahahaha..." Onimitz is worthy of being the eldest sister who has lived for n thousand years and is still a little confused. After listening to Fengyu's flattery, she laughed happily: "Hey, in eternity, I met
There are many talking humanoids and creatures that are not human at all, Feng Yu, you are the one I value. Well…”
"Why don't you introduce yourself and how you came here in time?" Chenxing interrupted Onimitz's conversation.
Her suspicion was mixed with many other negative emotions, such as distrust, pain, shock and fear of the unknown. Especially, there was a bronze giant with the mission of traveling through time and space! What would the other party bring?
Change?——The biggest obstacle to my peaceful life now may be this giant dragon!
"Oh...oh! I almost forgot!"
Onimitz clapped his hands, pushed away the great druid in front of him, and said: "Really, really, look at me, I'm making the same old mistakes again. Sigh... What am I here for... Oh,
That's right! My arrival is in response to the call of the ancient oath."
Pretending to be majestic, the dragon lady never took off her pince-nez to make herself appear more knowledgeable. And the mage's attire also gave her a bookish air. Unfortunately, those who knew her present did not
People, no one believes: "Countless moons, countless races, after the change of dynasties, we have long given up hope, but we have not given up our oath - to protect the time and space of Azeroth. And now, I, Oni
Miz, excellent bronze dragon...don't laugh! - once again you have received the call from the Titans!"
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"……Eh?!?!?!"
This time it was the elves' turn to be surprised.
"The Titan you are talking about..." The two elves gestured with their hands in the air, seeming to be scribbling in the void what they thought the Titan looked like. The night elves pulled up with all their strength, while the blood elves kept using their hands.
The two jade arms draw large circles.
"Which Titan is it? - Well, is it that Titan?"
"...That's Amanthel, the Lord of the Temples and the God of the Gods." Onimitz sighed, seeming to laugh at the ignorance of the two elves.
In fact, she had just been summoned by Titan to an unnamed dimension and almost peed.
"Damn, weird things happen every year, especially this year! Let me tell you, our time travel is definitely not an ordinary problem!" Chenxing wanted to throw the cup on the table, but he was afraid that Levi would go home and scold him to death.
She. So she could only pick up the cushions on the sofa and throw them to the ground: "No more fun! I thought I was here on earth to enjoy happiness!"
"Ugh...you have indeed come to earth to enjoy the blessings." Onimiz smiled a little embarrassedly and said: "Although we don't say it, the Bronze Dragon King seems to have complained when he was drunk. The great hero is doing it for Aize.
After Lars overcomes obstacles, he still has a certain chance of enjoying it... There are many such examples."
"Why don't I know?" The Archdruid frowned: "As far as I know, we are the first wave to travel to the earth..."
"Tsk tsk tsk -" shrugged her shoulders, and the dragon lady seemed to be showing off her knowledge: "You are still in the Alliance. When you go to Stormwind City and walk through the city gate every day, don't you see those statues? Maybe, Windrunner
The eldest of the three sisters and her mistress are sunbathing on a beach on a certain planet while...hehehehehe..."
"I...!" This time, even the Archdruid, who always considered himself to be of higher quality, almost cursed: "So that's it! Azeroth, that's what it is..."
"Time and space in Azeroth have always been unreliable, and Titans are even more so. They are extremely unreliable. Alas, what are we fighting for? - Forget it, these
I don’t even ask questions about it, I just shed tears when I talk too much..." Onimitz looked around, looking at the house of more than 60 square meters, and said: "Why are you just talking in this warehouse? We
When can I go to the main hall?——"
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"This is our home! If you don't like it, don't live there!" Chenxing threw the cushion into the face of the dragon girl opposite, and shouted unhappily: "-If you have the ability, just make a fortune for me on earth.
Chapter completed!