288. Chapter 288 286 The elves' daily schedule(1/2)
A chaotic life is just a condiment of life - it really makes people want to be the main theme.
This day is New Year.
Although there is no more meaning, proper celebration is still the right way. Usually during the Chinese New Year, Li Wei would give herself a small holiday - a small holiday without elves.
The so-called wife is not as good as concubine, concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is not as good as stealing - it will be a little aesthetic fatigue when you say less together every day. Of course, you must never tell the three elves such words. The reason why Li Wei wanted to leave home is: at home
There is no such a must-kill weapon as Thirteen Scent for making dumplings. In order to be able to eat authentic dumplings in the next few decades, we must go home with hundreds of kilograms of Thirteen Scent.
Li Wei's reason was approved by the three elves.
——It is obvious that their enthusiasm is far higher than that of Li Wei. Women are born with an advantage over men in terms of persistence, and elves are born to like to find fault and celebrate festivals. Although they celebrate festivals every day
There is no difference at all, but...who makes them like it?
It is probably the greatness of the Creator. They must let the elves become attached to something for a long time, but they will not lose their enthusiasm. Otherwise... you should know that the elves in the past were immortal! Although they cannot live easily.
Compared with dozens of dragons with lengths of human evolution, they can at least survive dozens of human civilization history.
In short, the group passed two walls up to three meters high, three trenches deep, and walked through a large suspension bridge on the wide and private moat. They drove twenty kilometers from outside - Incarnation of the Wind
With the blessing of the great druid, the star gate opened and arrived at the outer periphery of the city in a moment.
"Ahhh—Winter in winter. There is no element in this world, why is winter so scary?—Yongge Forest is much better than this."
He hugged a small cardboard box and carried it to the Land Rover, his little mouth kept exhaling white breaths, and Morning Star complained.
"I think it's pretty good - do you think it's colder than Northrend's snow here?" Sylvanas also hugged a small cardboard box and threw it into the rear seat of Land Rover.
"At that time, neither of us felt the cold. Why did you tell me this?" Chen Xing glanced at his old superior and said, "To be honest... I really don't know what to do. I didn't expect that in winter
It'll be so cold..."
"You haven't experienced it before?" Feng Yu was calm. She also threw a cardboard box into the car, clapped her hands and put her hips on her hips and said, "What? Is it so delicate now?"
"That's right, I guess I've been staying in the Gentleman Village for too long? - But I said Fengyu, do you want to form a group with me now... to go to the Arctic of this world?" Chen Xing smiled and retorted:
"Do you want to try it?"
"Just try it." Feng Yu said without hesitation.
"Don't you know what it means to die if you don't die?" Li Wei threw the only box of Thirteen Incense into the carriage. The other boxes were all the result of the elves' dissatisfaction. At this moment, he was a little bit
He leaned half-slided on the car body in anger and said, "We are a world without magic here. If we go to the North Pole, we will really die! Although your Northrend is known as the North Pole, it is actually at the northernmost end of Azeroth
Let me see a grassland! Your sister is completely inconsistent with the geography! Our side is a real ice moss snow field - even the druid, the Death Knight and the Banshee King will kill you for you."
"Agree." Although Sylvanas, the king of the Banshee, has already separated from the identity of the Dead and the King, she still likes the dress of the Rangers, hood, cloak and leather boots. This makes her feel that
Rest assured - even if you wear thick winter clothes on the outside, it is still the case.
At this moment, she agreed with Li Wei's opinion: "But I want to correct one sentence: If you don't die, you won't die, but if you do, you will die! - Li Wei, I told you that the North Pole will kill us. Some of them
Views...Anyway, there are only a few of us in this world, why don’t we go and have a look?"
"This..." Oops, but instead inspired the queen's arrogance.
These elves really live with the attitude of eternal life. It’s boring to live. If you don’t want to find a goal for yourself - let’s do something to die? Oh, today we can do a new way of death.
When you go home, you can see your wife lying on the floor pretending to be dead. It's so happy.
Something like that.
"I think it's better to live with you." Li Wei quickly said something nice. Last time it was Feng Yu who said that she wanted to go to Africa again. She liked that kind of prairie--this kind of prairie--
Of course, Li Wei won’t do it. At least he won’t do it now. Let’s talk about being dying until he’s bored in this world.
Yes or no?
"I won't change this kind of day for an emperor. I will never want you to go to the bitter and cold land of the North Pole anymore--I wouldn't let you go if I don't let you go, so I won't let you go, will I kill me?"
The old saying goes: Crying, making a fuss and hanging three times, this should be something women do. But it has become a compulsory course for Li Wei at this moment, which is really a bit ironic.
“…tsk tsk.”
The elves obviously blushed - it doesn't matter if they meet, but they are so soft that their ears are soft. I don't know how these elves' ears are so soft.
"Okay, since you said that..." Chen Xing glanced at Li Wei and suddenly smiled evilly: "Is there a magic bug in your trouser pocket, or are you too "excited" to see me?"
"...You know, I treat you blood elves as jokes." Although it's a joke, why does it sound like... teasing? However, at this moment, it's necessary to distract the topic.
When, otherwise you will really go to the North Pole! "Your eyes are like the sun well... Of course, before it blows Quelas up."
"Oh, it's not bad - I've actually started to learn our culture and made progress. However, I feel relieved but upsetting, and a little sad." The temperature became a little high as the time was delayed to noon.
Yes, Chenxing deliberately unbuttoned a top button - but tied it up immediately. It was so cold: "I'm addicted to you, baby~ do you know, we blood elves are all addicted to magic,
If I don’t get addicted to you, I will be unable to continue."
"Usually, I only ride an epic mount, but if it were you, we can talk about it..." This is what the Queen can say best suits her, and can express her love but not "deprecise" much
The way of speaking. Sylvanas touched Levi's cheek, as if he was experimenting with the riding method tonight... Cough cough: "I know roses are thorny, but as long as you pick them carefully, we can **
**Forever~! Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should we meet again~?"
"Don't you want your girlfriends to be as sexy as me?" Feng Yu was very casual. At least she had the temperament of her dark night queen Azshara in terms of awakening Lily, and the elves seemed to have all
This temperament? The temperament that both men and women are... If you don't believe it, first look at the three lily elves in front of you, and then look at Li Wei's brother-in-law (remember).
"...Are you thinking about my business?" Well, since today is Azeroth Role Playing Day, then Levi is doing the Azeroth flavor in this new year on Earth: "Very good
… Then let’s go to the supermarket to prepare enough cream and goblin pacemakers… Oh, if not, use lubricant and Viagra instead – the former is for you, and the latter is for you… it is for you too.”
"No, no, no, I won't do such a thing-" The queen narrowed her eyes seriously, but... she really couldn't get serious: "But... my little sister will do it."
...It is definitely not about her sister Aurelia or her sister Wenleza!
Hey hey hey, you guys...
It's really a victory in Quelas Cardore.
"I can't pretend that I didn't hear it! - Ahh, really, good men are dead and alive, have they been attacked long ago? No, no, absolutely not! - The dead girl onimitz said
: There is the only good man in this plane, why did you become the owner of you elves in a daze? _(I like you), Naru did not forget me!"
Just when Queen Xi and the three elves and Li Wei, a human, were ashamed and impatient in daily life, it seemed that there were still other people in this world.
Surprisingly, there are really other humanoid creatures! The four of them turned their heads together in surprise and confusion.
"Der...Derney?" exclaimed in disbelief, and Morning Star was the first to see who came.
This is a tall woman who is chasing Feng Yu, and even her figure is even bigger than Feng Yu... Cough cough cough, why pay attention to these things? Of course, what makes Li Wei care more about is the other person's appearance
, it is not much inferior to these elves. And... a pair of small horns grow on top of her head like a picture. At the same time, her feet and a small tail on her plump buttocks were also exposed.
Her race.
This monster girl is Delaney.
Moreover, he is also a well-known Draenei Shaman!
"Doernan? Weiren?!?!" Feng Yu also exclaimed, saying, "You... Why are you here? Impossible... This is impossible!"
"What's impossible?" Delaney's feet made a crisp sound on the ground, and the other party slowly walked towards Li Wei...
Li Wei always looked a little wrong with that expression. She was familiar and unfamiliar... Oh oh, by the way. This expression was when the three elves rode on him, or when he rode on three elves, or when the three elves rode on each other.
You can only see it when riding.
...Ahem, I lost it again! What is this going to make a fuss? Vulgar, mediocre and kitsch! This simply makes people want to give it a good deal!
A chaotic life is just a condiment of life - it really makes people want to be the main theme.
This day is New Year.
Although there is no more meaning, proper celebration is still the right way. Usually during the Chinese New Year, Li Wei would give herself a small holiday - a small holiday without elves.
The so-called wife is not as good as concubine, concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is not as good as stealing - it will be a little aesthetic fatigue when you say less together every day. Of course, you must never tell the three elves such words. The reason why Li Wei wanted to leave home is: at home There is no such a must-kill weapon as Thirteen Scent for making dumplings. In order to be able to eat authentic dumplings in the next few decades, we must go home with hundreds of kilograms of Thirteen Scent.
Li Wei's reason was approved by the three elves.
——It is obvious that their enthusiasm is far higher than that of Li Wei. Women are born with an advantage over men in terms of persistence, and elves are born to like to find fault and celebrate festivals. Although they celebrate festivals every day There is no difference at all, but...who makes them like it?
It is probably the greatness of the Creator. They must let the elves become obsessed with something for a long time, but they will not lose their enthusiasm. Otherwise... you should know that the elves in the past were immortal! Although they cannot live easily. Compared with dozens of dragons with lengths of human evolution, they can at least survive dozens of human civilization history.
In short, the group passed two walls up to three meters high, three trenches deep, and walked through a large suspension bridge on the wide and private moat. They drove twenty kilometers from outside - Incarnation of the Wind With the blessing of the great druid, the star gate opened and arrived at the outer periphery of the city in a moment.
"Ahhh—Winter in winter. There is no element in this world, why is winter so scary?—Yongge Forest is much better than this."
He hugged a small cardboard box and carried it to the Land Rover, his little mouth kept exhaling white breaths, and Morning Star complained.
"I think it's pretty good - do you think it's colder than Northrend's snow here?" Sylvanas also hugged a small cardboard box and threw it into the rear seat of Land Rover.
"At that time, neither of us felt the cold. Why did you tell me this?" Chen Xing glanced at his old superior and said, "To be honest... I really don't know what to do. I didn't expect that in winter It'll be so cold..."
"You haven't experienced it before?" Feng Yu was calm. She also threw a cardboard box into the car, clapped her hands and put her hips on her hips and said, "What? Is it so delicate now?"
"That's right, I guess I've been staying in the Gentleman Village for too long? - But I said Fengyu, do you want to form a group with me now... to go to the Arctic of this world?" Chen Xing smiled and retorted: "Do you want to try it?"
"Just try it." Feng Yu said without hesitation.
"Don't you know what it means to die if you don't die?" Li Wei threw the only box of Thirteen Incense into the carriage. The other boxes were all the result of the elves' dissatisfaction. At this moment, he was a little bit He leaned half-slided on the car body in anger and said, "We are a world without magic here. If we go to the North Pole, we will really die! Although your Northrend is known as the North Pole, it is actually at the northernmost end of Azeroth Let me see a grassland! Your sister is completely inconsistent with the geography! Our side is a real ice moss snow field - even the druid, the Death Knight and the Banshee King will kill you for you."
"Agree." Although Sylvanas, the king of the Banshee, has already separated from the identity of the Dead and the King, she still likes the dress of the Rangers, hood, cloak and leather boots. This makes her feel that Rest assured - even if you wear thick winter clothes on the outside, it is still the case.
To be continued...