287. Chapter 287 285 In the daily life of elves(1/2)
Facing the passionate companionship of the Ice Sword and Snow Sword, cherish the golden years given to me by God - it is said that this is depicting Zheng Chenggong. But take a closer look at the banshee kings who once worked hard to manage the iron-blooded commander in Undercity,
The female Death Knight who fought against the Lich King in the ice and snow of the Arctic is the female Druid who has played the role of turning the tide for many years in the world of Azeroth!
...Now, these three elves are holding various alcoholic drinks to get Li Wei, a monk who is a professional drinking monk.
Sorry, the description may not be very accurate. These three elves are each giving up their cups, each enjoying a bottle of wine for the elves' normal day—either a three-point bikini from the night elves' wind, or from Sylva
General Nas's light-collapsed yarn, or on cute breast-shaped hot pants from Death Knight Morning Star.
...God! Did these people defeat the Lich King and win the battle of the Thousand Years of Black Gate?
"Okay, now... let's play a game~ first eat the salt, then drink the bottle of wine, and finally eat this small slice of lemon." (a headache-inducing way to drink)
[Authorited] (Li Wei didn't see it at all) Chen Xing, the most outstanding ranger lord in Silver Moon City, was already drinking red and red. Walking with a significantly high blood alcohol content is considered a violation of traffic rules - the other three are similar, but
Li Wei is a monk, drunken, and is in a state of drunkenness, but it is unlikely to be confused after drinking. (It is not ruled out that he can use his strength to go with the flow)
At this moment, Chenxing turned red with his originally fair smile, and a charming look flashed through her eyes. There was a big smile on her face...
Sprinkle salt on his neck, which is also pink, and then... hold a slice of lemon in his mouth.
"Tax medicine is dependent (who is coming)? Maritime rituals are dependent (or come and play together)?"
"Well... how can we grab your lemon together?" Feng Yujiu asked a question silly.
"Of course, it's better to start first~" Queen Xi feels a little decisive and decisive even now. In an instant, the best friend she had known for thousands of years had a very change in her relationship over the past few months.
Just like a baby sucking milk, the two elves licked the jade neck of one of them, and the sound of saliva sounded, and then the three fragrant tongues began to fight for the same piece of happy lemon.
Finally, Fengyu later on, and the three parts are united.
"... It feels like a dream." Li Wei stared at everything in front of him stupidly. After waking up from the memory, a hint of clearness made him feel a little anxious. But... he didn't smile bitterly.
Come out. This smile is just a smirk.
After all, although the lemon was placed in my mouth last time, it was not in my mouth above Morning Star.
"Ok~ I won!" Feng Yu smiled evilly: "Then... the next game, King's game! Let's tell the truth - the pigs of the tribe~~ for the sake of the alliance!"
"Don't be rampant in the alliance! - For the tribe!"
Looking at each other, the two elves from the tribal camp held hands, made a swearing gesture with their small fists high, and shouted loudly twice.
...Don't embarrass you three want to piss off the chiefs to death, are you envious of the king? Say... Let's say... Let's live to the death! Isn't you so kind to make me unable to live?
Or is this the normal life situation for the elves to open their hearts? This... can’t afford to raise one!
"Why... Li Wei, are you in high spirits?" After a cute burp, Chen Xing lay in Li Wei's arms: "What? Do you want me to help you relieve the pressure?—"
"...This is a bit...chaotic. I'm a serious person... I'm so crazy about being surrounded by elves with a lot of voices."
"Tsk, is it the correct way to use it when you get a cheap one?" Queen Xi put her waist on her waist and pointed at Li Weijiao and scolded: "Shut your mouth - otherwise I will sentence him to death toll night!"
...Are you all deadly?
"Don't you humans pay great attention to having fun in time? At least this is the case with humans on Earth." Feng Yu gave an example: "You also had [Theory of God's Destruction] in ancient times - although they were a little crazy, they were also powerful enough."
"...I'll give a few examples too." Li Weiyi spoke just like a saint - his neck was hugged by Chen Xing, his left side was hugged Feng Yu and the right side was hugged - he was like the way he opened
The right archway, a beast in clothes.
"The famous Austrian psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud once said: **** is the driving force for human progress." Li Wei said very well: "The famous German philosopher Friedrich William, who is famous for his role in the development of the world."
?Nietzsche once said: Morality is just a fictional illusion set by a few inferior people to imprison the higher wise people."
"Oh...?!?! I am worthy of being a writer." Queen Xi on the right said in surprise: "The writers of the earth... you know so much, and the philosophers of the earth are all
A monster? Can you say such crazy words? If you traveled to Azeroth ten thousand years ago..."
"I guess 'our' Queen Azshara will recruit them to be the number one face-to-face at the palace~" Feng Yu on the left smiled and said, "It's normal for writers - I knew to follow these ****s
People, life is not too boring, but they are sore in their teeth, and their waists are almost sore~”
"...I will take the time to make up for another tip: The person who said **** was the one who said that he was like a human being, and eventually died of oral cancer. The person who said that morals were not important eventually died of complications of syphilis and went crazy.
”
"Don't show off at this time!!!!!! I don't understand the charm, hum! - thirty glasses of wine! Is there any vodka?"
In the first three months, of course, the main work of the day must be done seriously.
Collecting tools for wintering, reserves and emergency food, etc. have become a must-do. After all, in this world infected by evil demons, although evil demons are not the mainstream, it is hard to say whether there will be infection or something like this.
Occurs on the land.
Although it is always available at home, some things are best to solve. The first three months are indeed very busy, and digging trenches every day is enough for Li Wei to drink a pot of food.
Now, Li Wei is also very physically employed.
Emphasize a few things.
First: Don’t learn good kids.
Second: Long live the great Emperor Shaohao! Long live the great unity of men in the world!
Third: Natural magic is so terrible, druids are so terrible, Li Wei realized that druids had a move called [Rejuvenation Technique]
So, outside the fortress, animals infected by evil spirits cried and howled from time to time.
And within the fortress, the only four humanoid creatures in the world are working hard to create more humanoid creatures!
Facing the passionate companionship of the Ice Sword and Snow Sword, cherish the golden years given to me by God - it is said that this is depicting Zheng Chenggong. But take a closer look at the banshee kings who once worked hard to manage the iron-blooded commander in Undercity,
The female Death Knight who fought against the Lich King in the ice and snow of the Arctic is the female Druid who has played the role of turning the tide for many years in the world of Azeroth!
...Now, these three elves are holding various alcoholic drinks to get Li Wei, a monk who is a professional drinking monk.
Sorry, the description may not be very accurate. These three elves are each giving up their cups, each enjoying a bottle of wine for the elves' normal day—either a three-point bikini from the night elves' wind, or from Sylva
General Nas's light-collapsed yarn, or on cute breast-shaped hot pants from Death Knight Morning Star.
...God! Did these people defeat the Lich King and win the battle of the Thousand Years of Black Gate?
"Okay, now... let's play a game~ first eat the salt, then drink the bottle of wine, and finally eat this small slice of lemon." (a headache-inducing way to drink)
[Authorited] (Li Wei didn't see it at all) Chen Xing, the most outstanding ranger lord in Silver Moon City, was already drinking red and red. Walking with a significantly high blood alcohol content is considered a violation of traffic rules - the other three are similar, but
Li Wei is a monk, drunken, and is in a state of drunkenness, but it is unlikely to be confused after drinking. (It is not ruled out that he can use his strength to go with the flow)
At this moment, Chenxing turned red with his originally fair smile, and a charming look flashed through her eyes. There was a big smile on her face...
Sprinkle salt on his neck, which is also pink, and then... hold a slice of lemon in his mouth.
"Tax medicine is dependent (who is coming)? Maritime rituals are dependent (or come and play together)?"
"Well... how can we grab your lemon together?" Feng Yujiu asked a question silly.
"Of course, it's better to start first~" Queen Xi feels a little decisive and decisive even now. In an instant, the best friend she had known for thousands of years had a very change in her relationship over the past few months.
Just like a baby sucking milk, the two elves licked the jade neck of one of them, and the sound of saliva sounded, and then the three fragrant tongues began to fight for the same piece of happy lemon.
Finally, Fengyu later on, and the three parts are united.
"... It feels like a dream." Li Wei stared at everything in front of him stupidly. After waking up from the memory, a hint of clearness made him feel a little anxious. But... he didn't smile bitterly.
Come out. This smile is just a smirk.
After all, although the lemon was placed in my mouth last time, it was not in my mouth above Morning Star.
"Ok~ I won!" Feng Yu smiled evilly: "Then... the next game, King's game! Let's tell the truth - the pigs of the tribe~~ for the sake of the alliance!"
"Don't be rampant in the alliance! - For the tribe!"
Looking at each other, the two elves from the tribal camp held hands, made a swearing gesture with their small fists high, and shouted loudly twice.
...Don't embarrass you three want to piss off the chiefs to death, are you envious of the king? Say... Let's say... Let's live to the death! Isn't you so kind to make me unable to live?
Or is this the normal life situation for the elves to open their hearts? This... can’t afford to raise one!
"Why... Li Wei, are you in high spirits?" After a cute burp, Chen Xing lay in Li Wei's arms: "What? Do you want me to help you relieve the pressure?—"
"...This is a bit...chaotic. I'm a serious person... I'm so crazy about being surrounded by elves with a lot of voices."
"Tsk, is it the correct way to use it when you get a cheap one?" Queen Xi put her waist on her waist and pointed at Li Weijiao and scolded: "Shut your mouth - otherwise I will sentence him to death toll night!"
...Are you all deadly?
"Don't you humans pay great attention to having fun in time? At least this is the case with humans on Earth." Feng Yu gave an example: "You also had [Theory of God's Destruction] in ancient times - although they were a little crazy, they were also powerful enough."
"...I'll give a few examples too." Li Weiyi spoke just like a saint - his neck was hugged by Chen Xing, his left side was hugged Feng Yu and the right side was hugged - he was like the way he opened
The right archway, a beast in clothes.
"The famous Austrian psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud once said: **** is the driving force for human progress." Li Wei said very well: "The famous German philosopher Friedrich William, who is famous for his role in the development of the world."
?Nietzsche once said: Morality is just a fictional illusion set by a few inferior people to imprison the higher wise people."
"Oh...?!?! I am worthy of being a writer." Queen Xi on the right said in surprise: "The writers of the earth... you know so much, and the philosophers of the earth are all
A monster? Can you say such crazy words? If you traveled to Azeroth ten thousand years ago..."
"I guess 'our' Queen Azshara will recruit them to be the number one face-to-face at the palace~" Feng Yu on the left smiled and said, "It's normal for writers - I knew to follow these ****s
People, life is not too boring, but they are sore in their teeth, and their waists are almost sore~”
To be continued...