The uncle took out a white safety helmet and put it on Luan Yunping's head. Qi Yuncheng complained again, "It's still the leadership."

"Of course, given our status." Yu Qian watched Luan Yunping put it on, and tied the lower belt for him kindly.

Fasten the bag, zip it up, turn around and leave.

Qi Yuncheng quit and grabbed his arm, "Don't leave."

"What's wrong?"

Qi Yuncheng slowly handed over a fan and said, "Look at what I'm doing and what he's doing is a helmet."

"Oh oh oh, this is a close call, take this."

Putting the bag on the ground again, Yu Qian took out a yellow baseball bat from it.

Seeing it, Yu Qian was happy, Yu Qian was happy, and the audience was happy. Only Luan Yunping, wearing a safety helmet like a leader, was about to cry.

"That's great, sir, you still love me."

"Let's go."

"Walk slowly."

When the uncle went down, Qi Yuncheng turned around and picked up the white handkerchief on the table and wiped the baseball bat, "I wiped the shit on it, I guess the uncle just used it after going to the toilet."

"Fuck you."

Before reaching the side curtain, Yu Qian heard what was said, laughed so hard with the audience, and immediately retorted.

After retorting, he left happily.

It can be seen that we had a lot of fun today.

"Come on, Luan Yunping, let's show off today!!"

"Uncle, I won't take you like this. Take a baseball bat with an enchantment on it."

The word "enchantment" is naturally the shit that my partner mentioned just now.

Qi Yuncheng was so beautiful at this moment, holding a baseball bat in both hands and waving it, "Come on, I can't wait any longer."

"Be careful, don't drop the shit," Luan Yunping said.

"Oh, you are still worried about them, you are in trouble today."

"Okay, this is the end of the idiom."

No one was amused by the performance of the two people on the stage, and the scenes and props were 100% perfect.

Luan Yunping looked at the stick in his hand and kept stepping back, "Today one of us must seal the box."

"What's wrong? You're not allowed to use it?"

"Nonsense, if I don't have anyone to pay your wages, we might as well not use them."

"This is so boring."

Qi Yuncheng's face was full of regret, and when he saw that he was just a hair away, the other party gave in. He quickly swung the baseball bat, and everyone thought of the shit-beating stick in the old man's joke.

Luan Yunping quickly stopped, "Okay, stop showing your eyes, it's not good-looking."

Putting down the stick, Qi Yuncheng said, "I just love singing pendants with you, and I won't do it even if you tell others."

"I have to die here."

"Now it's easier for you to come and let's continue singing. Everyone is waiting."

"no problem."

After completely turning the page, Luan Yunping sat down with two fans and pulled the strings, "Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng ah~~"

"There was a battle between the two armies~~"

"Leng Zeng Zeng ah~"

"Humans are like tigers and dragons~~"

"Leng Zeng Zeng ah~"

"This general, please reach out to this man~" The most powerful moment of the whole process has arrived. Qi Yuncheng held up the white handkerchief prepared on the table with his hand, "He held the magic weapon in the air~~"

"Leng Zeng Zeng ah~"

“Tell me you are a magic treasure~~”

"Ah~~Once..."

puff!!

Just as he was about to open his mouth to pull the strings, Qi Yuncheng pounced and hit his partner in the face with his white handkerchief, causing flour to fly all over the sky.

Luan Yunping was so embarrassed that she quickly got up and started tumbling, even in her mouth.

And looking at Qi Yuncheng, he had already run away in despair, as fast as a dog chased away.

Luan Yunping couldn't wait any longer and ran after her partner, leaving an empty stage.

The stage is empty, and the audience's excitement is gone.

When I smashed it just now, the applause and laughter never stopped.

"Okay!! One more!!"

"Hahaha! It's unbelievable how fast this guy is running."

"Luan Yunping was also unlucky when she met this partner."

“There are too many things today, here’s one more!!”

…

The people below kept shouting, making noise, and applauding constantly.

And there is only one result in this situation.

Encore!

After a while, Qi Yuncheng appeared on the stage again with a smile on his face. He appeared on the stage, but Luan Yunping did not. How could he not act like that?

"It's coming." Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and said.

The tens of thousands of spectators in the stadium said in unison: “It’s coming!!”

"There are others coming next. Because Captain Luan is busy, let's ask the uncle to come up and play for a while."

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!

Amid the welcome, Yu Qian also appeared on stage with a smile on his face. Such a happy place was not a small theater, but a large theater. This shows how well this man has mastered the performance.

You have to know that 18,000 people are not that easy to deal with, but they are able to play together.

This is talent.

When the uncle came over to take his place, Qi Yuncheng simply packed away the baseball bat and the stage, "Teacher Yu has just arrived, and I dragged him onto the stage. Let's go back to the stage for a while."

"Okay, let's talk about it." Yu Qian didn't wear a coat, but he was still in high spirits.

"It's so lively now. It's hard to talk about it. It's best to sing."

Audience: "Learn a cat's meow! Learn a cat's meow!!!"

Just as Dou Ke finished speaking, the following shouted in an organized and disciplined manner.

It can be seen how suitable the binding between Xuemiao and Yu Qian is.

"Just stop singing like a meowing cat. I'm not suitable for singing in such a big venue." Yu Qian can't repeat classics, and crosstalk actors can't keep singing no matter how shameless they are.

Qi Yuncheng nodded and said a word of help, "Yes, I can't be sexy anymore."

Hahahahaha!

Laughter overflowed.

"What do you mean you can't be sexy anymore?" Yu Qian kept looking at the man next to him and wondered.

Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to change his words, "You can't be saucy, okay?"

"I've never been sexy."

"Let's do this..." Qi Yuncheng began to come up with an idea, "I'm thinking of singing a program about chickens."

"Man, are our standards too big?" Yu Qian's expression changed and he quickly stopped him, fearing that he would make a mistake.

"Where did you want to go?"

"What? Am I thinking wrong? Aren't you here to play with that?"

As soon as he said it, the whole audience was so happy. Not to mention the audience, even he couldn't hold back. He was in a playful mood.

"no!"

"Oh, that's okay."

"Jokes about prostitutes."
To be continued...