Chapter 759 Qi Yuncheng hit someone, hey, no one cares!(1/2)
"I don't care if you're greedy or not, I can't buy it for you now." Song Yi couldn't bear to let her go, so he led her out of the mall. As long as she left this area, there shouldn't be much of a problem. After walking a few steps, she sighed.
After taking a breath, I remembered that I still need to buy stationery for the two little guys.
I just bought clothes and toys.
Almost forgot.
"Now go back in and buy some stationery for you two. Has your eraser been chewed up by noodles? It gets rotten every time."
"Well, it was chewed by the dog." The little girl said confidently, defending herself.
Song Yi's eyes changed, and his expression became a little serious, "Really? Did you chew on the noodles? Or did you pick them with your nails out of boredom? It's not a good boy to lie."
"Sorry mom, it was Xixi who broke it."
Instantly frightened, the little girl lowered her head and moved a little closer to her sister.
I hope my sister will protect me.
Zhou Gulan held her little hand and smiled. It seemed that studying was not the material, but admitting her mistakes was the first priority.
"Hurry up, let's go drink milk tea after shopping."
"Okay, Xixi go buy it."
When she heard about drinking milk tea, she was so happy and excited that she walked into the mall first.
There are so many things in the mall and they are so dazzling that children will not want to leave when they see them.
When she accidentally came to the snack area while shopping for stationery, the little girl stared in front of a shelf with bright eyes and refused to leave.
There were many lollipops bigger than her head stuck in front of her.
Very surprised.
The little mouth is half open.
Growing up, I have eaten all kinds of delicious food, but my family has never bought something like this once.
"What's wrong? Why did it break down here?" Song Yi asked.
"Mom, who can eat this kind of lollipop? Children don't have such big mouths." The little girl looked at it without moving her eyes away from it.
"Yeah, then why are they doing it? Children can't eat it."
"Xixi thinks there must be many small lollipops inside."
"Oh? You actually know?"
Song Yi's eyes lit up along with the little girl's. He thought she was a genius and could guess it even if she hadn't eaten it before.
"If you eat, you will get cavities, right mom?" Xixi finally shifted her gaze and raised her head to look at her mom.
"right."
"Xixi wants to buy stationery, so she won't eat lollipops. If she eats too much, she will get cavities. If she gets cavities, she won't be able to enjoy her meals anymore."
"Well, don't eat too much sugar."
"Let's go, Xixi takes her mother to buy stationery, not lollipops."
After being anchored near the super big lollipop for a long time, the little girl held her mother's hand and prepared to go somewhere else. Song Yi was pulled and smiled coldly, "How about we buy one?"
"Hurrah."
Letting go of her mother's hand, the little girl decisively lifted the super big lollipop.
Without hesitation at all.
Lanlan, who was holding Jingjing next to her, kept laughing, and they just said "buy it" together, and they were coquettish for a long time, which was quite a scene.
"Can you finish eating so much?"
Song Yi looked at the little girl struggling to hold the big stick and asked.
"Give it to mommy."
"You still know how to feed me and don't want to compete with me for food? Let's go, hold each other and we will go to pick up your father soon."
"good."
Xixi held the big lollipop and ran to the stationery area. She was so happy that she felt like she had found a treasure.
She was as happy as if she had found a treasure.
Her father was also happy performing on the stage.
Now when it comes to the fourth cross talk, after the four cross talk talks about Yue Yunpeng, Sun Yue started the second talk about "Yin Yang and Five Elements".
"Yin Yang and Five Elements" is an old joke, a relatively gentle one. It was mainly used to slow down the excitement when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were talking about cross talk just now. They took over it and then caught it.
Qin Xiaoxian announced for the last time.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Wuzhuizi"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping."
The long-awaited Wu Zhuangzi arrived, and the atmosphere that had been relaxed just now exploded again.
Not only did it explode, but the stadium was also turned upside down.
Because everyone knows that those who praise others will be beaten.
When Luan Yunping stepped onto the stage and heard this news, she felt helpless. Why did she schedule this program? This is how the tenth anniversary ended.
After performing on stage for a while, the two of them got into the real life.
Qi Yuncheng wore a white handkerchief on his head, rolled up his sleeves on both sides, held a fan in his hand, and began to sing the pendant with the air of a military general.
"I love to listen to literature, I love to listen to martial arts, I love to listen to light, I love to hear heavy~
I don’t know how to listen to literature, but I haven’t mastered martial arts. I can’t sing half-literary and half-martial arts. I’m not good at all the bitter, spicy, sour, and sweet songs~~”
"Then stop singing then."
Luan Yunping sat behind the table, threw the two fans on the table angrily, and then looked at her partner, "You don't know what to sing?"
"Pull the string~~"
Luan Yunping picked up two fans again, pulled them horizontally and vertically, and repeated the tune in her mouth, "Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng ~"
Qi Yuncheng held the table with one hand, picked up the fan with the other and pointed forward, "It's the Legend of the Thief that I just sang~"
"Leng Zeng Zeng~"
"There's still half a part that I can't sing clearly~~ Dear gentlemen, look here. Listen to me and I'll make it authentic~~"
"Leng Zeng Zeng~"
"It was Fang who just expressed Deng, a black man!"
Bang! Qi Yuncheng slammed the table hard, and Luan Yunping sat behind the table and trembled in fright.
"Biao Ba Ye Xiao Luo Cheng!!"
Bang! Qi Yuncheng took another shot, and Luan Yunping was startled again when she looked at her partner.
"Bear the Eighth Master Xiao Luo Cheng!!"
Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng took Xingmu and kept throwing it. Luan Yunping, who was frightened twice, immediately threw away the two fans to break the defense, and followed up by smashing the table with both hands.
But he still doesn’t forget to tie the strings in his mouth,
"Once upon a time, once upon a time, once upon a time, once upon a time~~"
After setting up the string, Luan Yunping stood aside angrily, "If we want to dismantle it, we will dismantle it. Why are you trying to scare me for the tenth anniversary of our cooperation?"
"I'm performing, don't disturb me." Qi Yuncheng replied with reason.
"What the hell, the table is about to collapse. If it collapses, Deyunshe will be fined money."
"Pull the string~~"
Being angry, in one word, Luan Yunping could only take back the fan and sit behind the table to pull the strings, "Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng Zeng ~"
"This Mr. Luo Ba~ This Mr. Luo~ and his father, Lao Luo Yi, the two brothers walked out of the main hall~~"
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Before she even sang two lines, Luan Yunping started to find fault again.
Qi Yuncheng was puzzled and turned around and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"You two are not brothers."
"Who said anything about brothers?"
"you said."
"Did anyone hear you?" Qi Yuncheng held up a fan and asked the audience below.
The audience was having a great time today and it was impossible not to answer.
"No!!"
"Look, didn't you hear it?" Qi Yuncheng was proud of himself and quickly pointed at the group of people shouting below.
Luan Yunping stood up, leaned forward, and also looked at the interactive audience, "You can't be so unkind. It's obviously the two brothers who are singing. We can't tell lies."
"Look, if anyone finds out today, I will die!!"
"Hey!!"
It didn't matter if he didn't say it. Once he said it, Luan Yunping became more energetic. She smiled and looked at the lively audience below again, "Did you hear it?"
“I heard it!!!”
To be continued...