"Don't wash your hands!"

"The Legend of White Snake!"

"Call Xiaofan!"

"The truth!"

……

When Qi Yuncheng asked on the stage, the audience shouted out one after another.

There are all kinds of songs.

When a word is heard clearly.

Qi Yuncheng held the microphone in a dilemma, "There's a song called "The Truth" below. It was sung by my master. I really can't come. Because I got the certificate today and I have to ask them for a red envelope.

If you sing it now, it would be a little embarrassing, you know?"

Hearing the word "embarrassment", the audience's faces were filled with smiles, and the old couple had nothing to say.

But suddenly someone thought of something and shouted below, "Can you give me some energy on Xiao Yueyue's face?"

"What, measure Xiaoyue's face? What do you think? Are you not curious? You can be curious about my master's height.

I really saw it in the household registration book.

You know, he’s definitely done it today.”

Guo Degang: "Shut up!

”

Hahahaha!

When Qi Yuncheng broke the news, everyone on and off the stage was happy, but since Yue Yunpeng's face was mentioned, it must come up.

Shaobing, Xiaosi was the first to do it, and dragged Yue Yunpeng over. Guo Degang looked at Yue Yunpeng who was coming up and waved his hand, "We don't know how big his face is, but he is 2 feet 5 in waistband anyway."

"Does it have to be measured?" Xiaoyue was aggrieved as he was being held up.

"Everyone, we have really never measured it. We don't have a suitable ruler to measure it now." Qi Yuncheng was happy and asked downwards, "Who has a ruler at the scene? According to Xiaoyue's dream, do you have one? Huo oh, there really is one, you guys come in

Why are you wearing this while listening to cross talk?

Are you alone?"

"Yes!" A fat brother quickly came over with something.

"Then it seems that the other two thousand or so are all shameless people!"

In a homophonic joke, Qi Yuncheng held a ruler and handed it to the master amidst laughter. However, this ruler was not a hard ruler, but a rope ruler like measuring the waist of trousers. When he saw the master coming, Yue Yunpeng wanted to cry and said something.

"There is no way to measure your face in crosstalk. Oh my god, how will I perform next time?"

"Just measure one, where is all the nonsense?" Guo Degang, who got the ruler, was also very curious and put it on Yue Yunpeng's head without saying a word, but was immediately corrected by Qi Yuncheng.

"Master, that's the circumference. The circumference divided by π is the diameter."

"Really? If you have graduated from elementary school, come on."

Taking back the ruler again, Qi Yuncheng walked up to Yue Yunpeng's big face, pinched it from left to right and handed it to the master. Guo Degang frowned and looked at it, "Hey, sixteen meters thick?"

Yu Qian: "Huo oh, what's wrong with the city wall?"

"Okay, this is considered broken. It has been hidden from us for many years. But let's keep this ruler as a souvenir, because Yue Yunpeng is dirty after using it, so I am really embarrassed to give it back to you."

A series of tinkering completed.

Yue Yunpeng stepped back, and Qi Yuncheng finally started to do his own thing, "After Xiao Yue has finished measuring, it's my turn. Depending on the atmosphere, I'll play "The Truth"!"

This time, Guo Degang didn't say anything but kicked him. It was impossible for the audience to hold back. Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to avoid it and then slowly came back.

"This is all a joke, Master. The main reason is that I want you to come together."

"You are still thinking of me, why are you singing?" Guo Degang held a folding fan beside him and listened carefully to the child's words.

"Sing a Qin Qiong and watch the formation, you come first."

"Okay! Wait for me!

I don’t know why I need to light the lamp!

”

Qi Yuncheng spoke a high-pitched voice in one breath, standing between the old couple and holding on to the table, he was paralyzed, "It's not so torturous."

"Come here!" Guo Degang teased his apprentice.

"You really think I can't sing, do you? Whoever can't sing is the eggplant!

What kind of sutra are you reciting for not being filial to your parents!

”

A high octave Qi Yuncheng burst out, and there was a burst of applause from below.

After the applause, Qi Yuncheng quickly patted the uncle and said, "Uncle, it's your turn."

"(Broken sound) Beat the monk and curse..." Yu Qian, who was singing, suddenly reacted and said, "What the hell, it's my turn!"

”

Hahahahaha!

The three people worked together to create the baggage, and there was laughter one after another. The unboxing performance was just a happy and lively performance, and they were proud to be able to hear the audience's laughter.

Especially when Qi Yuncheng's eyes fell on a girl in the front row who was laughing so hard, his eyes softened a lot, and then he stopped making trouble and started to have a serious time with the master.

After coming.

Guo Degang called other children over to chat and perform something.

Again, you have to give other actors room to show themselves

When the time came to an end, the unpacking of the Beizhan Theater was completed, and the audience began to slowly leave.

But the actors couldn't leave yet, because the master's wife had already prepared a dinner party at Guojiacai, and this time Song Yi and her parents went.

I am leaving tomorrow, and I am definitely still a little reluctant to part with my daughter, but what I am more concerned about is the wedding of the young couple. I have received the certificates, and the wedding will be soon.

When talking about this, Wang Hui also reassured them that she would take care of the whole process. After all, she had arranged many weddings for her children as a mistress. If Deyun said that she was not familiar with it, she probably didn't know any of them.
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In this way, Guo's cuisine was lively throughout the night.

However, Qi Yuncheng still didn't drink. He had to drive back in the evening, and when he got home, it was already late, after twelve o'clock.

The flight is tomorrow morning.

So after I come back and wash up, I basically have to go to bed quickly. Although it’s not too late, it’s around eight or nine in the morning, but it’s still quite early.

After taking a bath, when Song Yi returned to the bedroom, he looked at Qi Yuncheng but didn't know what emotion to show.

Because the marriage seems to have ended in a flash, and there is no sense of reality at all.

The key is not much different from before.

"Now that we are both married, we can legitimately sleep together in front of my parents."

"Of course." Qi Yuncheng answered while sitting on the edge of the bed and looking at his phone.

"What are you looking at?"

"What else can we watch? Why did the paparazzi take pictures when I was flipping over to collect the certificate? No wonder the audience knew about it. I went to collect the certificate in the morning, and in the evening it was in the top ten of the topic list."

"Is the heat good for your performance?" Song Yi approached and asked with concern.

"We say that cross talk does rely on a little popularity. After all, we are in the information age. Otherwise, we would not need praise." Qi Yuncheng is telling the truth. If it weren't for the information age and the spread of it on the Internet, Deyun wouldn't be talking about him.

So red.

It can only be said that it was created by an era.

"Let me tell you, the baggage that uncle mentioned today almost made me laugh to death."

"Really." Qi Yuncheng was also happy when he recalled that time, "The uncle's amazing complaints were not once or twice, but the drunken Fenhewan showed the uncle's invincibility."

"Well! Listening to cross talk is really fun, but I have a problem now."

"What? Why do I feel like I'm not married yet? Nothing has changed."

"What else can be changed? We are not living our lives anyway. Besides, we are just getting the certificate, and the wedding is coming later."

"It's different." Song Yi suddenly smiled, grabbed the edge of the bed and slowly leaned forward. When he was about to get close to Qi Yuncheng's face, he kissed her without saying a word. It took several seconds for the two to separate.

"This is what makes it special. If you stamp one on your marriage certificate, I will also stamp one for you. But husband, I want to have a more in-depth communication with you."

Qi Yuncheng, who wanted to continue looking at his phone, felt a sudden change of title when he heard it. He looked at his wife, "You won't get up tomorrow? I don't want to call you for a long time."

"I don't care, I can't control it, just turn off the lights."

……

……

It was around seven o'clock the next morning.

Qi Yuncheng applied for last night's idea when he got up. As expected, he didn't want to get up. He had shouted three or four times, but there was no response. When he shouted, he turned away.

"Get up quickly and help your parents pack things after breakfast."

"Yeah~~ I know." Song Yi said with his back to the bed, "It's still early, it's only seven o'clock, so I need to sleep for five more minutes."

"I don't care about you anymore, let's make breakfast first."
To be continued...