On the stage, Qi Yuncheng worked hard, and Luan Yunping stood beside him and could only hold back his laughter, but he could only make do with his partner, otherwise he would get married today.

But after a while, he returned to the topic, "No one in the underworld likes to do gang work as much as you do."

"If something happens to you, you won't be able to protect me and ask me."

"What can I ask of you?"

"You don't ask for anything? Is your family fine? Let me give you an example."

"You said."

"Hey!" Sighing, Qi Yuncheng kept thinking behind the microphone, "Nothing happened to your family recently. Let's just talk about your wife. Your wife is not feeling well."

"Why do you feel uncomfortable?"

"The prostate is wrong."

"Wait a moment!

”

"Just like Uncle Wang next door."

"Where is Uncle Wang!

”

After trying twice to stop her, Luan Yunping suddenly pulled hard and said, "No, women don't have this disease."

Qi Yuncheng was a little embarrassed, "The leg must be broken. I asked the doctor to connect it to your wife, but the connection was reversed, and the two of them knocked their knees and rushed back."

"Okay, I'll marry a dog."

"Medical accident."

"What an accident? My wife went to the hospital and ran away. The doctor couldn't tell me to send me a dog back."

Hahaha!

The two people talked about the different baggage of the original joke, and the audience was laughing.

Qi Yuncheng spoke again: "Anyway, I'll let you go in peace."

"How to level it?"

"I asked the doctor and his family to replace the glass every day."

Luan Yunping frowned, "Are you going to smash someone's glass?"

"It's okay to throw excrement, but my master said, you have to pay extra for it."

"Why?"

"Think about it, the feeling of scratching your head is different from scratching the excrement."

"Oh, you are really a dirty gangster."

"If you have anything to say, please speak up. I have people who will arrest you and bring them to justice."

"Do you have any brothers?"

"There is a child who is fourteen years old and no longer goes to school. He is following me." After finishing his words, Qi Yuncheng immediately looked to the side and waved, "Good boy, you have development and ambition. People go to lower places and water flows to lower places."

."

"All gone?"

"This is my younger brother, and there is also an off-duty worker on crutches. He said I will hang out with you. Okay, hang out with me and be my bodyguard."

"Disability?"

"There is also a buddy who has polio and follows me in a wheelchair."

After telling a series of words, Luan Yunping reacted for a while and then complained, "What kind of underworld is this? It's a welfare home!"

Stunned by the words, Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping and became unhappy, and said clearly: "Go to Changping County, Qinghe Shahe River, Kangzhuangzi, Qinglong Bridge, South Exit, Huailai Shacheng Baoan Xiahuayuan Xinzhuangzi!"

"You're not done yet, are you!

”

Hahahahaha!

I don’t know what the burden is, but Qi Yuncheng said it again and again, and the audience’s laughter seemed to have been trampled to death, and they couldn’t stop laughing.

Even Luan Yunping is the same. After all, it was not arranged, but overall she is in very good condition.

"Be careful, I'll kill you."

"It can be seen that all the gangsters graduated from Deyun.

”

"I took my brothers and ran away. I was so happy. We had a good time eating and drinking. Our organization was established. Just bring half a bottle of beer and we'll get drunk."

"Too little alcohol."

"Just one tael per person, drink and eat! You'll be full with wine and food! But your stomach feels like Madian at 5:30 in the afternoon."

"Is it all blocked together?"

"I'm happy after eating, let's go, eh?"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly became puzzled, rummaging around for his things, and even lifted up his coat and rummaged through his pants pockets.

"What's wrong?" Luan Yunping asked.

"Where is my phone? Huh? I'm a gangster and someone steals my phone?"

"What kind of underworld?"

"Excuse me, can you lend me your cell phone to make a call? Hey, the call is still connected." Qi Yuncheng pretended to hold the cell phone in his hand and couldn't believe it. "Logically speaking, people who steal cell phones don't dare to turn them on. They turn them off after stealing them."

”

"Yes."

"Hey, where is my phone?

Well! I’m here.

Oh, you dare to talk to me like this? Where are you?

Forty minutes, you go up the Qinghe River to find me."

Hearing this, Luan Yunping nodded suddenly, "Yeah! Go ahead, you are familiar with this place. You have read it twice."

Qi Yuncheng was a little speechless and continued to yell at the person on the phone, "Okay, am I afraid of you? I'm a member of a team, come on, roll the car over. The one is on crutches, you pedal the bicycle and support me.

Let’s go to Qinghe River to make peace.”

The audience was amused by the miserable look, and Luan Yunping even exclaimed, "Oh, this organization is amazing."

"The child was holding me up, and I was holding my waist behind me, followed by someone with a cane, and then someone with a wheelchair."

"The underworld is so miserable, you know?"

"I'm exhausted after arriving in Qinghe." Qi Yuncheng held his cell phone and leaned on the table, panting: "Where are you? We've arrived in Qinghe.

Why did you come here? See you at the Drum Tower in an hour and a half."

"Huh? Why did you change it to that?" Luan Yunping wondered.

"I'll kill you and me."

Qi Yuncheng was so angry that he continued to imitate the actions of several people, "riding a bicycle, leaning on a crutch, rocking a wheelchair. Halfway through, rocking the wheelchair, he said: Can I quit? My hands are broken, I won't go. ."

Why don’t you go? Are you cool? Steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicks, roasted goose..."

"You are trying to support me to death." Luan Yunping complained and stopped her again, "Stop talking."

"Go to Gulou to make a call. Where are you? We're here.

How did you get here? See you at the door in fifty minutes.

Walk, walk, kick quickly."

"Come to the front door?"

"At this time, the man on crutches ran away secretly, taking the sparks with him along the way."

"That is."

"The two of us were left kicking as hard as we could. We pushed to the front door to make a phone call. Where are you?

Why are you here just now? I’ll see you at Caihuying in twenty minutes."

Luan Yunping pointed with her hand, "Are you in the Caihu camp again?"

"Come down here, kid, you can ride on your own. I really can't bear it anymore."

"The car is all for you."

"As soon as we get to Caihuying, I will turn around and kill you. I will force you to death and exhaust you to death. How dare you steal my mobile phone?"
To be continued...