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Chapter 72 Watching Addicted(1/2)

Ten minutes later, Han Xiaohei covered his nose because the three senior brothers were gathered behind him, watching a short movie together. In a very flattering tone, they asked Han Xiaohei about various issues related to women.

Han Xiaohei answered them carefully. He felt really sorry for them. They were all in their twenties and they didn't even understand this. What a tragedy for men!

When they ask questions, Han Xiaohei will answer them. In their eyes, Han Xiaohei is Bai Xiaosheng. From a woman’s head to a woman’s toes, there is nothing Han Xiaohei doesn’t understand. They adore her!

Exploring the mysteries of human physiology makes the two sides who were originally tit-for-tat fight fiercely.

The taller one is the senior brother, named Yan Ba. The thin one is the second senior brother, named Yan Heng. The short one is the third senior brother, whose name has one more character than the other two, named Yanjianghu.

Domineering the world, this was the meaning behind the name the master gave them. But there were not enough people, so the last two words were assigned to the third senior brother.

They don't know their age, they only know that the sun sets and rises every day. When they have no food or clothing, they go down the mountain to get it.

No wonder they live in these remote mountains and forests, isolated from the world, but they wear the most popular brands at the moment.

Taking? Is that called taking? That’s called stealing!

Although they don't know their ages, according to Han Xiaohei's judgment, they should all be around 20 years old, about the same age as him.

It was time to get down to business. Han Xiaohei took his mobile phone and said, "Brothers, if you help me, I will reluctantly part with all the treasures here and give them all to you!"

Senior brother Yan Ba ​​waved his hand and wanted to say that we are all friends. But he also thought that the master would not allow them to contact outsiders, let alone make friends. But Han Xiaohei had given them so much knowledge, so

, and still said: "Oh! If you have any questions, just tell me and we will try our best to help!"

Han Xiaohei said with tears of gratitude: "Were you the ones who killed those people at the foot of the mountain just now?!"

"no!"

"no!"

"We killed him..."

Three people, three mouths, speaking in unison, but giving completely opposite answers.

The second oldest, Yan Heng, and the third youngest, Yan Jianghu, all looked at the eldest, Yan Ba, because his answers were different.

"Ah? I said we killed a group of pheasants and a group of wild ducks today." Yan Ba ​​quickly covered up his answer. He has a simple and honest appearance, and when he lies, the muscles on his face will become involuntary.

The ground beats.

Besides, the lies he told were too false. Even a fool could see it at a glance, let alone the clever Han Xiaohei.

Yan Heng and Yan Jianghu wanted to cover for Yan Ba, but Han Xiaohei grabbed Yan Ba's neck first, shook his phone, and said with a sinister smile: "Brother, you are the most honest. If you answer another question, I will

Give this thing to yourself. From now on, you can secretly watch it under the covers and starve them to death!"

Yan Ba ​​smiled innocently and said, "Hehe! Okay, that's good. You can ask, and I'll tell you whatever you ask."

Yan Heng and Yan Jiang Huqi's noses were filled with smoke. The master had just told them that what happened at the foot of the mountain could not be told to anyone.

Now Yan Ba ​​wants to be a traitor and sell out his children for a small favor... No, the master is a man and cannot have children. He should be betraying the master who raised them. He really has no conscience.

Therefore, Yan Heng and Yan Jianghu were about to stop him. Han Xiaohei turned around, extended his middle finger to them, and said, "Don't interrupt, or I will poison you again."

When they heard that they were going to poison, Yan Heng and Yan Jianghu were frightened and took a few steps back. Thinking about how uncomfortable they were when they were tortured by the poison, they were a little frightened. However, they recalled carefully that they had jerked off with their hands just now.

At that time, that moment was indeed very refreshing. It made them learn a saying, every loss must be rewarded.

Taking advantage of the two guys' distraction, Han Xiaohei quickly pulled Yan Ba ​​aside and whispered: "Brother, don't worry, whether you kill anyone or not has nothing to do with me. Besides, I also hate those people at the bottom of the mountain.

I'm so desperate. I just want to ask, when you were at the bottom of the mountain, did you see a woman who was very beautiful, much prettier than the woman in this AV."

If Sister Hua knew that Han Xiaohei was comparing her with the women in the AV, he would kill this bastard a hundred or a thousand times!

Yan Ba ​​stared straight at the phone screen. He felt that the woman in it was beautiful enough, even more beautiful than the women in it. How beautiful could it be? So, thinking about it, he couldn't help but shed tears.

Drooled.

Han Xiaohei looked at Yan Ba's useless look and really wanted to give him a slap, but he still had something to ask of him, so he couldn't slap him.

"When I have time, I will take you to the bottom of the mountain. There are just such beautiful women. If one is not enough, I will find ten for you and let them serve you together. How about that?" Han Xiaohei felt that it was really difficult for him.

So pure, yet pretending to be so dirty and indecent.

"Don't wait until you have time. Hurry up if you want to go."

"Yes, yes, take us both with you too."

When Yan Heng and Yan Jianghu heard that there was a woman, they couldn't hold it in any longer, and even threw their master's profound teachings out of their minds.

Han Xiaohei looked at them speechlessly and could only extend his middle finger.

Yan Heng didn't understand and asked: "Boss, what does this mean?"

It’s shameful that even three-year-olds know it, but they don’t know it. Well, Han Xiaohei was defeated by them and explained seriously: “This means respecting others very much and admiring them very much.”

When Yan Heng and Yan Jianghu heard this, they quickly extended their middle fingers to Han Xiaohei and said in unison: "Boss, we respect you very much and admire you very much!"

Han Xiaohei vomited blood, does this prove the old saying again, you will not survive if you do it yourself!

Yan Ba ​​took Han Xiaohei's arm and said, "Boss, I need your poison. Hurry, I can't stand it anymore."

As Yan Ba ​​spoke, blood started to flow from his nose. The other two guys also looked at Han Xiaohei with extremely longing and eager eyes.

The muscles on Han Xiaohei's face were twitching. These were really three weird guys. But fortunately, they were weird, and fortunately they caught their preferences.

"Answer the question I just asked truthfully, have you seen a woman?" Han Xiaohei didn't want to delay any longer. If these three guys didn't see Sister Hua, he might as well go look elsewhere.

"I'll answer!" Yan Jianghu squeezed to the front.

"Let's go, I don't know the size, let me tell you!" Yan Heng pushed Yan Jianghu away.

"I'm senior brother, you all stand back!" Yan Ba ​​said gently, but the other two guys were not careful and almost fell down.

Seeing their scrambling posture, Han Xiaohei was really worried that they were in a hurry, so he hurriedly said: "Everyone says the same, my brother will take you to the bottom of the mountain to find women."

"Master took a woman up the mountain!" the three guys said in unison.

Han Xiaohei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, finally knowing the whereabouts of Sister Hua. In addition, these three guys are not bad in nature, and their master should not be a bad person either.

"Take me to your master quickly!" Han Xiaohei couldn't wait to leave.

Yan Ba ​​said worriedly: "No, if we let Master know that it was us who said it, we will be punished to death."

"I'll go up and look for it myself. Where on the top of the mountain is it?"

"Those three hills to the east, on the middle one, there is an ancient building there, which is where we live." Yan Heng pointed to the east and said.

"Thank you three brothers. When I come back, I will take you to find women at the foot of the mountain. When the time comes, I will give you as much as you want. See you later!" Han Xiaohei said, and he disappeared into the night.

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"Boss, don't say we told you."

"Otherwise we will die."

"Boss, there is a shortcut here..."

The three junior brothers shouted from behind, but Han Xiaohei had already left without a trace.

"Gu Gu, Gu Gu!" Big Bird reluctantly looked at the direction Han Xiaohei was leaving.

It's really a miscellaneous bird, and its calls are so special.

In the eyes of the three brothers, the big bird had just become a traitor, and this revenge has not yet been avenged. So, the three of them surrounded the big bird, how to punish it? Let it watch a short movie, and give it a

Poison. You also need to tie its urinal tool with a rope to let it be tortured by the poison.

But where is the big bird’s peeing tool?

Han Xiaohei was like a wild beast, shuttling through the dense mountain forest. Sister Hua couldn't make a single mistake, otherwise the rest of his life would be ruined.

"It's been a long time since anyone came to this *** Ten Thousand Monster Mountain. There's not even a path. All they have are branches growing horizontally. I've been scratched all over my face!"

Han Xiaohei stopped for a rest and continued running towards the mountain in the middle to the east.

More than ten minutes later, in Han Xiaohei's sight, in addition to the chaotically growing vegetation, there was an additional wooden building. There was a faint candlelight inside, so this must be it!

When Han Xiaohei was about to lift his foot to go in, someone tapped him on the shoulder. Han Xiaohei turned around and saw the three weird guys standing behind him with sympathetic expressions on their faces.

I really believed their evil deeds!

Han Xiaohei was very sure that his speed was at least one level faster than theirs. But how did the three of them get up so fast? More importantly, he was panting from exhaustion, and his body was covered with blood from the branches, but

The three of them looked relaxed.

Could it be that there is a ropeway on this broken mountain?

"Boss, I told you clearly, there is a shortcut here. It's just a walk, it only takes twenty minutes at most." Yanjiang Lake pointed to the quiet path on the left, looking very sad.

Looking at that shortcut, and then looking at the roadless road that just came up, Han Xiaohei really wanted to vomit blood. Damn! This is too deceiving, that shortcut leads straight up. But he was suffering.

Most of the suffering was spared from the Ten Thousand Monsters Mountain!

Forget it, if Han Xiaohei hadn't been in a hurry to save Sister Hua, Han Xiaohei would have had them blow each other's anus. Just as he was about to go in, Yan Ba ​​stopped him and said, "Boss, have you thought about it?"

Han Xiaohei was confused and vaguely felt something. But in order to save Sister Hua, what if he went to the eighteenth level of hell? He nodded and said: "I have thought about it!"

"Boss, our master is very good at torturing people. Last time...last time he tortured me..." Yan Jianghu looked embarrassed and aggrieved.

"Isn't it because your belly is getting bigger? Your belly is quite round. How many months have it been?" Han Xiaohei could only think about this aspect.

"Haha! They are all men, how can they get pregnant? The master caught a rabbit, then tied the third child to a tree, and let the rabbit kiss the third child's nipples. At that time, the third child screamed better than in the movie
To be continued...
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