The three guys opposite, including the big bird, all looked speechless after listening to Han Xiaohei's words.

pure?

Damn it! If you were pure, would you still watch such a small movie that is not suitable for children?

The thin man in the middle said to Han Xiaohei with a look of disdain: "Boy, I won't return your phone to you. If you break in here, you can't even think about getting out alive!"

The short man reminded in a low voice: "This guy doesn't seem to be simple. Even my divine bird just now was no match for him!"

Both the thin man and the tall man had disdain on their faces. The thin man slapped the big bird and said, "What a bullshit bird. It's just a little miscellaneous bird. It's even afraid of bean bugs. What do you expect it to do? It's ridiculous."

Got it!"

The divine bird was almost knocked over by the thin man and neighed a few times, as if to protest against the thin man's comments to him. But no one paid any attention to it. He saw the right moment and snatched the mobile phone from the thin man's hand, holding it in his mouth.

Flying to Han Xiaohei's side.

Originally, Han Xiaohei thought that the big bird was playing some trick, but who would have thought that the big bird treated him like its master and was very docile. Furthermore, he put his cell phone at Han Xiaohei's feet.

He is really a very spiritual big bird. Although his mother may be a little debauched, this has nothing to do with the big bird. After all, at that time, the big bird was just a fertilized egg.

Han Xiaohei touched the big bird's head, and the big bird became more docile. It crawled on the ground, rubbed Han Xiaohei's knees with his body, and made a coquettish cry from his mouth.

Seeing the big bird like this, the three guys opposite were very angry. The short man pointed at the big bird and cursed: "I love you so much in vain. When you eat fish, I peel off the fish meat and cut it into pieces."

I feed you shark fins. You...you betrayed me, you are so chilling!"

Brother, are cats eating shark fins? Big birds like to eat fish, but you only leave shark fins to others. This is not an act of love and affection, but an infinite exploitation.

"Rebel, no, Puniao! I curse you to never find a wife in your life. Even if you find a wife, you can only find a wife like a crow!" The thin man was also anxious. The curse he said was really cruel.

"Don't say that Zhejiang is useless. Kill this kid, then catch the big bird and roast it on the fire. If it is not cooked, it will be roasted until it is half dead, making it unable to survive or die. Still.

Yes, doesn't it love to be pretty? Scorch its fur to see how pretty it still is. Hum! Let it taste the punishment of betrayal!" Just thinking about it made Da Da Da feel relieved, and he couldn't help but say

Smiling silly.

The big bird hummed in a low voice, as if to say, you are chilling, I am even chillier than you!

Han Xiaohei touched Big Bird's head and comforted him: "Don't worry, just follow me from now on. I will be good to you. For the rest of my life, until you die!"

Han Xiaohei's eyes were full of affection, and Big Bird's eyes were also full of affection.

Damn it! One person and one bird are looking at each other so affectionately. People who don’t know it would think that they are messing with humans and animals!

Suddenly, the fallen leaves and gravel on the ground were swept up by the sudden strong wind.

The three guys on the opposite side were so powerful that they could hardly breathe.

The big bird nestling next to Han Xiaohei was so frightened that he hid behind Han Xiaohei, his eyes full of fear. It seemed that in the big bird's eyes, the three guys opposite could make the world collapse and turn the world into hell.

Just when the three weirdos were about to take action, Han Xiaohei suddenly made a stop gesture and shouted: "Stop, stop, stop!"

From the momentum bursting out from the three guys on the opposite side, Han Xiaohei had already judged that they were not only masters, but also masters among masters.

These three guys are hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. If they go out one day, the world will be turned upside down by these three guys.

Although they are strong, Han Xiaohei is not afraid of them. If he randomly picks one of the three opponents, Han Xiaohei will be very sure to defeat him.

But if you lose, you will lose. If the three of them go up together, Han Xiaohei has no chance of defeating them. But even if he fails to win, there is no problem in escaping unscathed.

The reason why Han Xiaohei stopped was because he felt that he had no enmity with the other party, so why did he have to become an enemy?

Fists and feet have no eyes, if we really fight, we will become enemies even if we are not enemies!

The three weird guys on the opposite side are even more imposing. The thin guy in the middle is in an independent posture like a golden rooster, but it also seems to be a white crane. Whether it is a chicken or a white crane is a bit confusing.

The one on the right looks like a tiger about to go down the mountain. Its hard arms seem to be comparable to steel.

The short man on the left, despite his short stature, has a stocky build. But now his body seems to have no bones, and is as curved as a snake.

Tiger, crane, snake?

Refining bones in the shape of a tiger, practicing Qi in the shape of a snake, and practicing essence in the shape of a crane!

If Han Xiaohei guessed correctly, this is Five Elements Boxing!

Han Xiaohei couldn't help but clapped his hands and praised: "What a great body, I'm willing to defeat you!"

Lao Tzu? Does this count as admitting defeat?

Han Xiaohei really didn't want to do anything, and then said: "Actually, fighting is not the only way to solve problems between men. There are better ways. Let me first let you think about it. Apart from eating, sleeping

Besides, what are the essential things every day?”

The three guys opposite were thinking very seriously, and then at the same time, they said in unison: "Be beaten by the master!"

Han Xiaohei felt that they were so pitiful. Apart from eating, sleeping, and being beaten by the master, wasn't there anything they could do to cultivate their sentiments?

Wait! They all said Master, could it be possible that these three guys are just like those in martial arts movies. They were orphans when they were young, raised by a retired martial arts master, and learned extraordinary skills.

Damn it! This cliche plot is too bloody!

Don't think about their master first, but teach them first that as a man, besides eating, sleeping, and being beaten by the master, there are many interesting things to do every day.

As for Han Xiaohei's question just now, the answer in his heart is naturally that men and women are like that.

In fact, this is not the answer that Han Xiaohei has in mind. Apart from the three weird guys opposite, which gentleman doesn't like to do that with women?

Han Xiaohei shook his head and rejected their boring answers. Then he held his mobile phone and the movie continued to play. Han Xiaohei deliberately turned the volume to the highest level.

The three guys on the opposite side felt like they were crawling with ants when they heard the sultry cry. What was even more deadly was that their whole bodies felt like they were on fire, and they were unbearably horny.

Also, they felt that the urination tool seemed to burst the pants they had just stolen from the mountain last month at this moment!

At this point, those three guys wouldn't even think about fighting. It would be great if they could defeat themselves.

Everyone closed their eyes tightly and tried to calm down their minds. But the sultry voice was like a curse, making it difficult for them to resist.

Tsk!

His big trousers were burst by what he thought was just a peeing tool. Fortunately, he was wearing underwear underneath, otherwise he would be very embarrassed!

Even with the protection of underwear, my face was still red with embarrassment when I got bigger. I really wanted to find a crack in the ground, not get into it, but insert the pee tool into it. Because the naked women I just saw had their legs...

After it was split, there was a deep ravine. And those naked men went into the deep ravine, as if they were very comfortable.

The other two guys, in order to avoid the embarrassment just now, covered their hands and were still chanting spells. "Little, little, little," Han Xiaohei really wanted to fight them!

The thin man couldn't stand it anymore and shouted to Han Xiaohei: "Close it quickly, close it!"

Judging from the appearance of the thin man, it seemed that if Han Xiaohei ignored him, he would bleed from all seven holes and explode to death.

Han Xiaohei didn’t believe that even if the three of them had been living in Ten Thousand Demon Mountains, they hadn’t touched a woman. Well, they were all around twenty years old. Even if they had never touched a woman, they had never summoned one.

Fifth sister?

Well, even if they are so pure, they have never summoned the fifth sister in the past twenty years. However, they must know that summoning the fifth sister can also be fun!

If it were an ordinary person, like Yan Xiaoshuai. If he was so stimulated that he couldn't control it, or even to the point of being tortured, he would definitely summon Fifth Sister.

But now, looking at the three of them, life is worse than death, and they don't seem to have thought about the fifth sister.

"You are poisoned!" Han Xiaohei said while holding back a smirk.

"Despicable!" The thin man looked up to the sky and roared angrily, "No wonder you feel so uncomfortable. I guessed it, you are really poisoned. Boy, hand over the antidote quickly, maybe I can spare your life!"

Han Xiaohei almost suppressed his laughter and was out of breath. Holding back his laughter, he touched the big bird's neck, then up and down, up and down, and said: "Did you see it? Find a corner of the big bird,

Then follow my example and get your water gun. This is the antidote. If you don’t want to die, go ahead!”

When the three guys heard this, they were obviously a little suspicious. The effect of this poison is very strong. Even if they use their energy to force the poison, it will have no effect at all. Can such a powerful poison be cured by touching a urination tool?

Only a ghost can believe it!

But at this time, I can only have the mentality of giving it a try.

Of course, someone must be left behind to look after that somewhat wretched boy.

The short man jumped into the flowers, leaving the thin man and the tall man staring at Han Xiaohei.

The short man couldn't wait to unbutton the waistband of his trousers, but he hadn't unbuttoned the waistband yet. The trousers rubbed him around, and then he couldn't help but exert force on his buttocks, and finally it felt like he had peed. But that feeling

It feels much better than when you pee, as if you have entered the paradise world, and you are in a state of ecstasy!

And that feeling seemed to have happened before. The short man thought about it for a long time before he realized that it seemed like he was in a dream. But the feeling at that time was not even half of what it is now.

The short man was surprised to find that the poisonous effects in his body seemed to have been reduced a lot. He no longer felt uncomfortable, at least he could bear it!

It’s really the antidote, it’s really the antidote!

The short man couldn't wait to tell his two companions the news, but he touched his wet crotch. No, if they saw him peed his pants, they would definitely make fun of him in the future.

See if there is any way to dry the pants.

Ever since, the short man continued to unbutton his pants. When the zipper of his pants was unzipped, a strong smell made him feel a little nauseous.

The short man looked at the thing stuck to his pants and was startled. Oops! He must be sick, otherwise, why would his urine be so thick and white?

This doesn't seem like urine, more like milk?

The short man was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground. Could it be that he had turned into a female?

I quickly touched my chest and found that it was still flat.
To be continued...