Chapter 3 Eggs and Ham Pie
Unhappy, very unhappy. All the hungry Peng Bai's actions were instinctive. Without any scruples, Peng Bai had already pounced on him like a hungry wolf. I'm afraid that if it was later, Peng Bai would become a starving ghost. The ghost ate so fast that he was eating it.
The only half of the egg ham pancake left from the shocked ghost was snatched from the hand of the ghost, and Peng Bai stuffed it into his mouth. Two and a half eggs and half ham, even the hippo would be choked to death, not to mention that Peng Bai was just a little fat. As a result, Peng Bai almost became a real choking ghost.
"Hey, boy, are you wrong? Have you heard of not snatching food with a starving ghost?" The ghost shouted in surprise. Because his mouth was too big, Baden, the head connected to his neck, fell down again. The ghost caught his head in a panic and put it on his neck again.
"No matter whether you are a ghost or a human, I will fight you for life if you snatch my things!" Peng Bai patted his plump breasts for a long time, and finally swallowed the ham, egg pancakes that were blocked in his throat. With the food in his stomach, he seemed to be much more courageous, and he actually shouted at the ghost.
One person and one ghost looked at each other, and there was a lightning of intertwined eyes in the space. No one could win with his eyes in the last person and one ghost, so he had to give up.
In this way, Peng Bai didn't think there was anything scary about the ghost in front of him, and naturally regarded the ghost as an African refugee in his heart.
"Hey! I said... are you really a ghost?" Peng Bai looked at the ghost and hugged his head in his arms again, rubbed his eyes that were sore just now with his chicken feet, and asked strangely.
In Peng Bai's perception, ghosts should be vicious, killing people, sucking blood, eating meat, eating meat, chewing bones, and sucking marrow. But the ghost in front of him just scared him at the beginning. Of course, the consequences were very serious and almost scared him to death. But now this ghost is no different from a normal person.
"Of course, I was the imperial envoy given by His Majesty the Emperor. At that time, tsk..." The ghost put his head back on his neck, as if he was afraid that his head would fall off again, and grabbed it firmly with both hands, and then said to Peng Bai with confidence.
He turned his head, absolutely turned his head. The ghost said all about his glory and wealthy days in his life, just like storytelling, long and boring.
Peng Bai was very slow to memorize things, and he usually memorized this part. He forgot the previous part again. In line with his body shape, he said, "Blind Bear beats corn, breaks one and throws it over. But after listening for a long time, he almost forgot all of them. Finally, he knew that the imperial envoy was a high-ranking official.
"Oh, you're blowing yourself and everything, then I'll ask you, why did you get your head cut off... What did you do... starve to death?" Peng Bai thought for a long time and asked suddenly.
The starving ghost squeezed out a mummy-like bitter smile and sighed: "I was caught by the rebels, and then I was hungry for three days before I was beheaded..."
"Oh, no wonder. Forget it, I believe you. By the way, do you have super powers, such as pointing gold art?" In Peng Bai's eyes, gold ingots were flying all over the sky. I remember some novels describing ghosts that I had read before. The ghosts there flew to the sky and escaped, turned stones into gold, and could do everything through walls and houses. Now, after all, I have encountered a ghost who will not hurt himself and is quite close to him. Of course, Peng Bai's first consideration is whether he can be promoted from a poor man to a rich man at once.
"Spot the golden technique? Oh, I haven't heard of it." The starving ghost curled his lips and rejected it directly.
"What a bad thing, what about the wall-walking technique?" Peng Bai asked unwalkingly. He thought, if you know the wall-walking technique, it would be no problem to enter the bank.
"Oh, what are you talking about?" The hungry ghost's answer made Peng Bai happy, and his eyes lit up immediately. But in a flash, two small light bulbs that were half a tile were completely shattered, because the starving ghost hit the wall and bounced back, which was almost the same as a normal person hitting the wall. The only difference is that the ghost doesn't know the pain, and if a person bumps into this way, he will be bleeding even if he can't die.
"Rookie, then what do you know?" Peng Bai asked in disappointment. It seems that this starving ghost with a slim head is basically the same as a human being, and it really has a reputation as a humiliating ghost!
"I...I know how to eat, I miss the past..." The starving ghost immediately replied reflexively. Naturally, there were various delicacies he tasted when he was alive.
"Oh, I understand. Forget it, stop talking. The door is there. You go out by yourself, don't send it..." Peng Bai felt so dark in front of him. The hope that had just risen was shattered and shattered. He really didn't feel the mood to listen to the starving ghost's boastful talk anymore, so he pointed to the door and said.
"Ah? What are you doing?" the starving ghost asked strangely.
"What are you doing? What should you do! I can't even eat enough myself, but I don't have anything to eat." Peng Bai replied depressedly.
"Ah!" The starving ghost smiled sadly, and his tide of flattery suddenly filled Peng Bai's eardrums. Alas, half an egg ham pancake, but this poor starving ghost completely planned to rely on Peng Bai.
"Mom, this guy must have flattered when he is alive." Peng Bai muttered in his heart. But he only has to wear a lot of clothes, but he can't wear a flattery. This is the first time that Peng Bai is so old that he has heard others say that he is wise, handsome, handsome, and handsome, and handsome. He is really cool.
"Forget it, just tell me what you want!" Peng Bai, who was slapped in the clouds by the starving ghost, listened to the starving ghost's flattery, and after talking for a long time, he didn't even repeat a sentence, so he had to ask straight to the point.
"Let me stay by your side in the future, and I can taste the food you cooked for you." The starving ghost was still unchanged, and after talking, it was another food.
"I cooked food? You've tasted it, it's bad. Now you can leave." Peng Bai immediately woke up. Thinking that a steamed bun would be divided into two portions in the future, one of which would be snatched away by a starving ghost who had no use for birds. He immediately felt a chilling feeling, and his hot heart cooled down instantly.
"Sir! Don't let me go! You can see me and talk to me, which means you are my elder brother. In short, I can't leave you... You are a Bodhisattva of the Rebirth..." The starving ghost no longer cared about his head and hugged Peng Bai's thighs directly. The head monster fell to the ground, rolled out far away, making crying and begging for mercy as if he was dead.
When the starving ghost was alive, he was indeed a high-ranking official, and he really climbed up to lick the emperor's feet as Peng Bai thought. Flattering is an expert, and flattering makes people feel as if they were tired and washed three times warm, and then they were extremely happy by a plump massage lady.
Although Peng Bai is not the emperor, he still feels as elated as the foolish emperor back then. He never thinks about it anymore and directly agrees to the request of the starving ghost.
Chapter completed!