Two hundred and ninetieth chapters must kill stunt
Just when Qu Yong secretly thought that this so-called university in Hong Kong is no different from other mainland universities. The college students inside are just the same, except that they are ashamed, empty and lonely. "I don't know who is better than this messed-up guy with a arrogant name or Bumblebee." "It's obscene"
At this time, the cry of the cuckoo bird was heard, and people could not bear to listen. This was the code for the connection between Qu Yong and the bumblebee. Qu Yong opened the door and saw that there was no one outside. He shouted loudly. He said: "Come out quickly and make it look like 007." As soon as he finished speaking, the bumblebee came out like a mouse, opened his arms and laughed: "Xiaoyong, no, Xiaoxiao, it's been a long time. I miss you so much."
Qu Yong hugged him and said softly: "Didn't we agree to meet him by chance and become friends in a few days? Why did you come here in the first place?" Bumblebee said: "I met Ye Zhiqiu" Qu Yong said: "What is it?" The hornet said: "This is not a place where people come and go and talk. Let's go to another place."
There are always a few places on a campus that are suitable for couples to meet and have affairs. The place Bumblebee is looking for is Lake Success, the most famous place for love at Hudson College.
Although this is a small lake, it is a scenic spot after all. Especially the ancient rattan chairs by the lake are most popular among couples. Bumblebee and Qu Yong occupied the corner and talked [
Qu Yong said anxiously: "What's going on? How did you meet her?" Bumblebee explained what happened and then said: "She looks very beautiful and has a good figure. At least she has 36 inches. I mean at least you know. Moreover, she is very approachable and does not have the arrogance of girls from rich families. She is a genuine Bai Fumei who suits my criteria of being a door-to-door son-in-law."
"Don't talk about useless things." Qu Yong saw that he was getting further and further away and interrupted: "Why would a girl like her fall in love with Murong Xiao from the country if she doesn't have anything? I always feel that the reason given by the fourth girl is a bit far-fetched. "
"Let's smoke a cigarette." Bumblebee took out the bag and Heiliqun opened the lid and said, "Some things will gradually become clear to me. I think it's time to start our first plan for chasing girls."
Qu Yong glanced at his cigarette and sighed: "I taught you Kung Fu before. Who would have thought that now you would actually degenerate into smoking?" Bumblebee wiped out the cigarette butt and smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this a lot of pressure? You and Cao The bosses left one after another. Fatty and I didn’t have much fun, so we just learned some things for fun.”
"Hey" Qu Yong felt that things had changed too fast in the past few years and a lot of things had happened. His relationship with Bumblebee and others was not as pure as before. "Bumblebee, how have you been in these years?" Bumblebee was stunned. Suddenly he said in a deep voice: "Brother Xiaoyong, this is the first time you have asked me this since we met." Qu Yong said: "I'm sorry." Bumblebee said: "It's nothing. You have experienced many things that I have not experienced. You have become It's natural that I'm different from before, and I'm different from before. It's all natural. But you didn't ask me until now, and I feel a little sad." Qu Yong felt extremely uncomfortable and took Bumblebee's hand and said: "Bumblebee me me"
"I'm here to go, why don't you just say you love him and it's over?" Suddenly a person passing by shouted to them: "True love must be expressed, true love is together, now is the age of gays, why are you so shy?"
"Ah" Qu Yong also noticed the ambiguity between the two of them holding hands and jumped away for a moment and tried his best to explain: "I, we, we are not."
"True love doesn't need explanation." Bumblebee grabbed Qu Yong's shoulders and said to the passerby: "Thank you, brother, you can go. Next we will understand."
"I understand!" The man chuckled and walked away, "I won't disturb your love anymore haha"
"Hey" Qu Yong also wanted to explain that the man had gone far. Bumblebee held his arm and whispered softly: "Brother Xiao Yong, since it is a beautiful misunderstanding, don't explain it. Believe me, life is like rape. Since you are struggling But let’s enjoy it. By the way, we’ve known each other for so long, will you fall in love with me?”
"go to hell"
After such a commotion, the atmosphere between the two people seemed to have returned to the past. Qu Yong said: "What plan did you just say about the No. 1 plan?"
"Come and sit down." Bumblebee took Qu Yong and sat down again, then lit a cigarette for himself and said: "My so-called plan No. 1 is very simple, just go over and tell Ye Zhiqiu to tell her that you like her. That'll be fine. Trust me." Even if a girl like this loves you so much in her heart, she won’t say it out loud and she must ask you to pierce this layer of household paper.”
"No," Qu Yong shook his head and said, "Things shouldn't be that simple. Think about it. Murong Xiao, who has almost no interaction with Ye Zhiqiu and is not romantic, suddenly ran to Ye Zhiqiu and told Ye Zhiqiu that he liked her. What would she think?"
Bumblebee also thought for a moment and patted his legs and said: "You are right, let's start plan number two." Qu Yong said: "Plan No.2" Bumblebee looked around and mysteriously took out a small book from his arms. The little pornographic book then said: "Look, this is the secret recipe I have used to pick up girls for many years. It will always hit the mark and miss out. As long as Ye Zhiqiu really has you in his heart, it will definitely be useful for you to act in such a show with true love."
Qu Yong was a little doubtful and said, "What special move is it?" Bumblebee patted his chest and said, "Look, I have been fighting for many years and there is no girl I can't win. You don't believe me. You don't believe me." Qu Yong said, "Then what are you doing?" Just tell me directly and I won’t read anymore.”
Bumblebee stood up and said in a sad tone: "You want Plan No. 1 and you say it's abrupt? Then Plan No. 2, let's do a passionate and vigorous one. Carefully and clearly, we can make that affectionate and Qiong Yao How can a woman like this not be moved by my aunt-like parallelism? This is my special skill: greed, anger, and ignorance."
Qu Yong said: "What does it mean to beat the Buddha?"
Bumblebee said: "It's very simple. I have already found out that Ye Zhiqiu goes to the playground for jogging every morning around eight o'clock. At that time, you think about it. The fog is thick in the autumn morning. You wear a windbreaker and flutter in the wind and light a cigarette in the distance." Smoking silently. If she likes you and sees you, she will definitely stop and come over to ask you: "Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with you?" So you hug her and cry to her, saying that you are heartbroken and very sad. "Qu Yong Interrupted: "No, why am I falling out of love? Besides, won't she be angry if I have a girlfriend?"[
Bumblebee sighed: "Brother Xiaoyong, you really don't understand women's hearts. You must know that women don't care how many girlfriends you have had. As long as you don't have one now, it's fine. Aren't you heartbroken? You are empty and lonely and need comfort from others." And if she really likes you, she will hug you, touch your head, listen to you and say some comforting words, and then you can beat the snake and follow the stick. Then you will be friends, then close friends, and then you understand."
Qu Yong said: "Is it true?"
Bumblebee said thiefly: "Believe me, the success rate is extremely high."
Qu Yong touched his nose and said: "I'm afraid I can't do anything. What can I tell you? This kind of weaving lies has never been my strong point." Bumblebee said: "Just tell the story about you and Xue Yingying.
The weaving is tortuous enough to explain it. This can also explain why no one in the school knows that you have a girlfriend because she is abroad." Qu Yong thought for a moment and said: "Okay" Bumblebee said: "Don't be okay.
Let’s try it tomorrow. It’s settled at eight o’clock tomorrow morning.”
Qu Yong said: "Can you please stop smoking?" Bumblebee scratched his head and said: "Smoking men are the most handsome. If you don't smoke, what should you do? Just drink a bar and bring a bottle of Erguotou to blow."
After thinking about it, Qu Yong decided that he should give it a try. After all, the sooner this matter is over, the easier it will be for him to go back to work that day. According to Bumblebee, Qu Yong went directly to the canteen next to the 11th House and bought a bottle of Red Star Erguotou.
After going back to the dormitory, Menggan was surprised when he saw Qu Yong returning with a bottle of Erguotou: "Xiao Xiao, you have changed your character and drank."
Qu Yong didn't say much but just smiled and said: "Yeah." The next day, he calculated that the time was almost up and went out. Before going out, Na Menggan poked his head out of the bed and asked: "Xiao Xiao, you are so early in the morning."
"Bringing wine out"
"That's right." Qu Yong thought for a while and felt that it was too conspicuous to carry a Red Star Erguotou directly to the playground, so he wrapped the Red Star Erguotou in a newspaper on the table and then went to the playground.
』In one corner of the field, there was a sparsely populated area. Standing on the edge of the dense forest was Xiuzhu, waiting for Ye Zhiqiu to pass by for a run.
When he arrived, he found a tall, handsome boy with plucked eyebrows and eyeliner, wearing a silver trench coat, blowing in the wind, with a melancholy look on his face, and holding a "Popular Internet Newspaper" in his hand.
》Looking at the scenery
Qu Yong wanted to change places, but after looking around and finding a suitable place, he could only stand on the edge again. He thought that the boy was just standing there and would leave after a while, but his melancholy and constipated expression clearly told that.
Qu Yong himself had no intention of leaving. Qu Yong shamelessly stood there holding the newspaper and looking at the scenery.
When the boy saw Qu Yong standing there and wearing a windbreaker, he smiled and said proactively: "Look at the scenery."
Qu Yong said: "It's not like waiting for someone."
"Oh," the boy said, "I'm waiting for someone too."
After the two of them laughed for a while, Qu Yong suddenly said: "This windbreaker is not bad." The boy also said: "Yours is not bad, too."
After that, the two of them chatted and stared at each other, then went to see the scenery separately. In fact, there is no scenery here, just a few bamboos, but the two of them seemed to have bloomed bamboos. They looked very serious. Qu Yong hoped in his heart that this would happen.
Boys, hurry up and wait until someone walks, otherwise it will be more difficult for you to act.
Chapter completed!