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Chapter 295 Extremely Obscene

After eating and drinking, Chu Chu stopped at a piece of light white and tender pink strawberry cake. People were fighting constantly the day before yesterday. A girl's nature made her crazy about sweets, but every time she looked in the mirror, there was already some meat on it. Her small face reminded her several times that as a beautiful young girl, she had reached the national standard of healthy figure, and this also meant that it was time to start her weight loss project.

"Hey, seeing that you look so loving, my sister will take you in." Chu Chu made up her mind and decided to work harder to lose weight tomorrow. Let's relax today. Just when she was about to speak, another voice said first: "Boss Boss, what are you doing?" I want a piece of cake.”

Chu Chu clearly saw the little cake crying to herself. It kept saying to herself, sister, I am already yours. Even the protein it turns into after being eaten by others is still your protein. Such a loyal little elf, Chu Chu, has a small hand. He clenched his fists and shouted at the person grabbing the cake: "No, this is mine."

When Chu Chu's mother was ten months pregnant, her father wanted to give birth to a son, but when the nurse took him out, his heart went cold. At that time, Liu Yiqing's words echoed in his mind for a long time: The pine trees are pitiful, but they will always be the pillars of the family. When I thought about it, my heart felt even worse, and I let out a long sigh, so I chose the name Chu Chu, which means my daughter Yong Dongliang. But from childhood to adulthood, every relative and friend who came to play at home said that there was a huge difference in the name Chu Chu. Even if her name is not as quiet as water, she is still a quiet orchid in the empty valley, but she has been half a wild child since she was a child. Her favorite game is to fight and bully boys, so she shouts "This is mine" and maybe shakes her fist if she is not satisfied. of

After finishing everything in the dormitory and getting familiar with each other, Bumblebee went to the small street behind the school to have lunch. He wanted to bring some greeting gifts to everyone in the dormitory. The one he chose was Chu Chu, the foodie villain who had been dueling with the beautiful villain for a long time. A light white cake with tender pink. Unfortunately, the owner of this store is pursuing the pleasure of making cakes by himself. Normally, this store only makes one cake that is placed outside as a sample [

"Why is it yours? If you shout, will it answer you?" The bumblebee usually bites the owner without any hesitation. Now it is clear that he shouted first, and he is absolutely unwilling to suffer a loss.

"Because," Chu Chu didn't know what to say. She stamped her foot and said, "I see it first, first come, first served."

"I'm going to go." Bumblebee was already very unreasonable, but he found that the girl in front of him with a fleshy and cute face was completely the People's Congress, the axiom maker. He shouted: "I'm going to go, you see it, it's yours." Then am I not yours too?”

"Hey, Miss, I don't want to be favored by others," Chu Chu sneered like a proud little hen.

"I have a bad temper." Bumblebee looked up and down the little girl's figure with a sly smile and said, "So it can't be resolved peacefully. I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer them, the cake will be yours."

Chu Chu felt that the handsome guy in front of her would definitely say something outrageous. She secretly lifted the Nine Yin Bones up to the height of the third floor and said, "What words?"

Bumblebee rolled his eyes and said: "Why do babies cry like babies as soon as they are born?"

Chu Chu said disdainfully: "It's because the bb vocal cords are not developed." Qian Haodi said: "Wrong" Chu Chu asked: "Then why?"

"Hey, because the nurse is too beautiful and I am too... small," Qian Haodi added an accent to the small character.

"What? This doesn't count as an answer." Chu Chu waved his hands domineeringly and muttered for a while.

Qian Haodi added: "How will an ant die if it falls from a height of 100 million meters?" Chu Chu clapped her fingers and said, "Fall to death." Bumblebee had never seen such an answer. He shouted loudly: "It's because of hunger." How about starving to death?"

"Humph, these are all your problems. It doesn't count." Chu Chu vetoed with one hand: "You asked some substandard questions." Bumblebee said: "If you say it doesn't count, it doesn't count." Chu Chu also seemed to feel that she was in the wrong, but she didn't When he could give up, he held the hand of another girl beside him and begged: "Sister Ye, please help me, you are so smart."

"It's just a piece of cake. Let me get better. Besides, don't you want to lose weight?" The girl dissuaded with a smile. Her voice was crisp and bright, as clean as the newborn sun.

"Surnamed Ye" Bumblebee didn't pay attention just now. When he took a closer look, he was stunned. The girl was different from Chu Chu's cute baby face. Instead, she had a delicate and pure beauty with long hair reaching her waist and a golden color. The owner of this beauty, tied up with a confident charm, was looking at Bumblebee with her big moving eyes. Bumblebee finally recognized it and secretly said: "No, she is Ye Zhiqiu. I actually Wouldn't it leave a bad impression to grab the cake with her?"

"If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, wouldn't it make me stingy? I'll leave this cake to you." Bumblebee said and walked away. He wanted to talk to Qu Yong more. After all, he had just met Ye Zhiqiu and was about to take the first one. Feeling tells Qu Yong

"Don't tell him that I'm stingy." Although Chu Chu won the cake, she seemed to have lost her appetite. "Well, senior sister, please help me get some sisters to intercept him." She said while getting into Ye Zhiqiu's arms. Ye Zhiqiu couldn't help but said: " "Oh, what do you want?" Chu Chu said: "The guy I want to punish is begging for mercy from me."

Chu Chu is thinking about Bumblebee. Bumblebee is in a hurry to see Qu Yong. So what is Qu Yong doing?

"Xiao Xiao, you are back." After getting familiar with the surrounding environment, Qu Yong finally walked into his dormitory. He was still looking forward to his original roommate Murong Xiao. The information showed that this roommate only had four words: "Menggan, wretched" and "Menggan". It's his name that's obscene, it's his nature. As soon as Qu Yong walked in, the gentle-looking man with glasses on the other bed greeted him.

Qu Yong said: "Yes." He saw Meng Gan playing with a Samsung mobile phone, not the BlackBerry phone shown in the data, and casually asked: "Why are you playing with this mobile phone?" Meng Gan looked at him with a strange look. Said: "I bought it yesterday and I said we would play together." Qu Yong was surprised. Although he had received special training, he pretended that others were inexperienced and almost "exposed" his secret with one sentence. Fortunately, Meng Gan said smartly: "I understand that it was too hard for you to go out last night, right? You have already said that young people need to take care of themselves. How do you say that? The young man who doesn't know the sperm, the old man came to look at the sky and shed tears! You just went out for one night and you got amnesia. What's the matter? "Remarkable"[

Qu Yong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Last night was nothing without me."

"You don't have to hide it from me." Meng Gan said with an "I understand" look in his eyes: "As for your "urine" and "sex", I also know that you won't say it. Forget it, you will play games on the phone instead." Qu Yong asked curiously: "Why play games on the phone?"

Meng Gan smiled obscenely and said: "It's fun to call the mobile customer service number 10086." (The novel is fictional, please don't worry about whether the mobile customer service number in Hong Kong is 10086)

"Damn" when he heard Meng Gan say "playing games on the phone", he thought that Meng Gan was the kind of perverted little boy who likes to call midnight hotlines for emotional comfort and the like, but then he thought that what he was going to call was actually 10086 with such a strong taste.

"Welcome to China Mobile." After the call went through, Qu Yong found that Meng Gan really dialed 10086. Then he pressed the manual service button and turned on the loudspeaker: "Listen carefully."

"Hello, waiter number 88888 is at your service. Hello, how can I help you?" The voice of a girl on the other side of the phone was very sweet.

Meng Gan said seriously: "Hello, I have a question." The girl said: "Excuse me." Meng Gan held his breath and said quickly: "Why do people rush to the square when I drink Wong Lo Kat? You are a liar."

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The girl over there seemed to be stunned and then said stupidly: "Maybe someone else was drinking Wong Lo Kat at this time, so everyone rushed to the square. Maybe someone else was drinking Qixi Girl to meet someone else. Maybe Leopard was chasing other drinkers.

You are someone who is suffering from acute syrup. Maybe you are feeling sluggish, so you can’t fly even if you wear Xtep. May I ask, sir, do you have any other questions?”

Her answer made Meng Gan speechless. He composed himself and said: "Some of me want to ask why girls say that I am a good person but they just don't date me." The girl obviously knew that she had met a weirdo and said

"Sir, do you have any questions about our mobile phone? If so, I'll hang up." Meng Gan quickly said, "Yes, do you think I'm a good person?" The girl said, "Isn't that a good question?"

"Yes," Meng Gan said, "I know you said I'm not a good person and you cursed me. I'm going to file a complaint against you." When the girl heard the complaint, she quickly said, "Sir, you are a good person." Meng Gan said, "Then are you willing to date me?"

The girl wondered: "I'm afraid this won't work." Meng Gan said loudly: "You women all say that I am a good person, but if you don't date me, I will die now and show you that I have bought all the ropes to hang myself."

"Ah, sir, please calm down and don't die." The girl was frightened and said in a panic: "Life is precious, don't commit suicide."

Meng Gan already showed a lewd smile and said: "Either you be my girlfriend or I will die. When the King of Hell asked me how I died, I said that I had to die because you didn't want me anymore."

"I" the girl started to cry. She kept saying, "Don't, don't do this. I'm going to call the police."
Chapter completed!
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