"My love for you was written in BC and buried deep in the plains of Mesopotamia."
After Jiang Nian washed up, he walked out of the bathroom humming a song, shook his head, and wiped away the water stains with a towel. He looked down at his phone and raised his eyebrows.
"It takes five minutes to wash your hair and take a shower. I'm so awesome."
After blow-drying his hair, he went back to his room and lay on the bed when he received a picture from Lin Dong.
"[Wonton](呲ya)."
Jiang Nian had a fish-eye, and wondered what was wrong with Lin Dong. He also made late-night snacks, so he thought it was another picture of a beautiful woman taking a bath, and overestimated him.
"???"
Lin Dong replied at the speed of light, "Guess whose wontons I have? (sunglasses)"
Jiang Nian: "The aunt in the cafeteria made it for you with her mouth."
In the dormitory with the lights out, the smile on Lin Dong's face suddenly froze.
Learn a lesson next time and never chat with Jiang Nian while eating.
BYD, one sentence made him lose his appetite. The aunt who sells wontons is over 50 years old, she wraps it with her mouth
Damn it, I can’t think about it anymore, the picture has come out.
"No, Yang." As soon as he typed a word, he stopped immediately, took a cautious look, and asked around, "Where is Mr. Qiming?"
Huang Cairang was taking a bath with his bare buttocks on the balcony, turned around and said.
"I just saw it, on the rooftop."
Lin Dong took a look, and his eyes unconsciously focused on the Bird's Nest. His face suddenly showed pain. These people deliberately prevented him from having a good late-night snack, right?
"Go, go, turn the hell around!"
"Oh." Huang Cailang turned around and was taking a shower facing the window, leaving his roommate with a naked back, "Brother Dong, you can't blame me."
"The queue for the toilet is too slow. I'm so sleepy today. I want to go to bed early."
Lin Dong's face was complicated, showing Yang Mi's signature expression of disgust.
"Aren't you afraid of seeing me from the other side?"
"What are you afraid of? We are so far apart and there is no light in our dormitory." Huang Cailang took a bath with a towel. "Besides, there is a wall blocking the bottom."
Lin Dong: "."
I always feel that my roommates are weird, but I can’t find any evidence.
He thought for a while, lowered his head and continued to send messages to Jiang Nian to show off.
"Yang Qiming gave it to him. He originally wanted to use it to please his girlfriend. But his girlfriend ignored him and blocked him. So I got it."
Half a minute later, Jiang Nian replied.
"Yang Qiming may be practicing a very new Nantong fishing method. In fact, he didn't buy it for his girlfriend at all. Is there a possibility?"
Looking at the last line of the message and the ellipsis behind it, Lin Dong broke out in a cold sweat.
He swallowed hard and replied tremblingly.
"Brother Nian, don't talk nonsense."
After the news was sent out, Lin Dong felt uneasy. Jiang Nian didn't say it was okay, but when he did, he was really not calm. After all, he had just eaten Yang Qiming's rice rolls in the morning.
Is Yang Qiming’s girlfriend some kind of Zhennan girl named Wolong?
You have to reject it three times before you can accept it, right?
Jiang Nian's message came back again, "You can ask him, he will definitely say this. Little fool, this is prepared for you."
Lin Dong glanced at the wontons and suddenly felt panicked.
There was something slightly wrong. Yang Qiming bought two portions in the morning, so it made sense to give it to himself. How did he explain that night that his girlfriend refused?
Could it be that Yang Qiming can't eat it himself? I've never heard of a male high school student who doesn't eat midnight snacks because he wants to lose weight.
"Brother Nian, stop joking."
When the message was sent out, Jiang Nian only replied with an emoticon of an evil smile.
Lin Dong couldn't sit still. His reason told him that Jiang Nian was just doing this because he was unhappy about eating late night snacks, but what if?
Thinking of this, he was not in the mood to eat wontons.
Brother Jie was also quite generous when giving snacks to Ah Wei.
He and Yang Qiming were in the same dormitory and slept in the same room every day. It was better to make sure to avoid opening their eyes in the middle of the night.
How terrifying it is to have roommates fighting each other.
That's really hard to escape in Jie.
Lin Dong thought for a while and sent a message to Yang Qiming.
"Old Biao, where are you?"
The news was sent out, but it was like a stone sinking into the sea.
About three minutes later, Yang Qiming responded to the message.
"Rooftop."
Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief. In the past three minutes, he had already thought clearly. Jiang Nian was really a bad person. He did some things that he had and didn't have. He was just jealous that he had wontons to eat.
"Okay, I'll come find you."
Yang Qiming replied, "OK."
Five boys' dormitories, rooftop.
Logically speaking, the rooftops are all locked. But there are so many men sleeping there, so I don’t know which guy has unlocked it, and you can’t find it unless you look carefully.
A few boys in the five high-rise buildings kept this secret in a tacit understanding.
Late at night, after Yang Qiming replied to the message, he rubbed the back of his head angrily. He really couldn't understand what was going on in the woman's mind, and he didn't want to give her food.
What to say. "I didn't ask you to give it away!"
This sentence deeply hurt Yang Qiming. For the first time, he gritted his teeth and stared at his girlfriend, feeling a little overwhelmed.
"What do you mean! Your QQ signature, so you want other men to give it to you?"
Just because of this sentence, my girlfriend immediately turned away with a cold face and entered the dormitory. Then she blocked all his contact information.
Due to helplessness, he could only use Alipay to chat with his girlfriend.
【Did you just want to hit me?
Is it my problem that you have violent tendencies?
There is nothing to say between us, let’s break up, it’s over.】
Although he was not a dog licker, these words really hurt his heart, so he quit in annoyance and accidentally opened QQ.
If my girlfriend doesn't say that, can I be anxious? The QQ signature is not implying myself, but who is it implying?
If this happened to any man, who could bear it?
At this moment, he really wanted to reveal his sincerity and prove it to her. He had invested his true feelings in this relationship, so what did he pay for it?
In addition to the pain, the urge to urinate came.
The dormitory rooftop is higher than the two shabby off-campus rental buildings opposite. Except for a row of cooling bricks and a few water towers, it is completely dark.
So you don’t have to worry about anything, just take off your pants and pee and that’s it.
Yang Qiming did the same thing. After draining the water, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief, and the resentment in his heart about being manipulated by the bad woman also dissipated.
Pull up the zipper of your jeans and pull it open.
Huh? Why is it stuck?
Yang Qiming tried several times without success, and couldn't help but laugh angrily. Why are so many bad things happening today? That woman is like this.
Same thing with the pants zipper, damn it.
He tried to pull it a few more times, but still failed. The suppressed unknown fire in his heart suddenly burst out, silently shouting that everyone is bullying me, everyone is bullying me!
Yang Qiming pulled the zipper of his pants up and down like crazy, with a ferocious expression on his face, and growled from time to time.
At the door of the rooftop, Lin Dong froze on the spot.
Yang Qiming's back was turned to him, and he kept doing strange movements, including a combination of pitching and tilting. First of all, he excluded the waist training, and his hip joints almost flew back and forth.
Accompanied by a ferocious growl, it seemed like he was charging.
What's more important is that Yang Qiming's mobile phone screen is on, staying in the chat interface with himself.
At that moment, Lin Dong's sky collapsed.
The pain caused by this scene may take a lifetime to heal.
Yang Qiming seemed to have noticed something, but when he turned around, he saw nothing. The door to the rooftop was empty, and then he remembered that Lin Dong said he was coming to find him.
In the darkness, he couldn't help but murmur.
"Brother Dong, why aren't you here yet?"
Beside the wall at the door of the rooftop, Lin Dong covered his mouth with a look of horror. He almost used his hands and feet to quickly go downstairs and flew back to the dormitory as if he was escaping.
Bang! Click!
"Brother Dong, why did you lock the door?" Huang Cailang was wiping his hair with a puzzled look on his face, and kindly reminded him, "Yang Qiming hasn't come back yet."
Lin Dong pressed his back against the door, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak at all and was trembling.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
Huang Cailang groaned and looked at the bowl of wontons.
"Father, do you still want to eat the wontons?"
Lin Dong shook his head violently, "Take it, take it!"
"Okay, brother." Huang Cailang was delighted.
He could see that Lin Dong only ate one wonton and went out. Now it was all his own, so there was nothing left to dislike, and it wasn't leftovers.
Hee hee, I made a profit.
The whole night, Lin Dong was half awake and half asleep, and he was very frightened.
Yang Qiming didn't pay attention to this at all. When he went downstairs, his girlfriend sent another message. He was busy arguing until the phone ran out of battery.
At the last second when the screen went black, she sent something.
"Please, let me go."
After seeing that sentence, Yang Qiming stayed awake all night. The moment he closed his eyes in the dormitory, scenes of his love past flashed before his eyes.
Yang Qiming suddenly felt soft again, and a thought flashed through his mind.
Otherwise, try again tomorrow and get a breakfast.
Maybe, she was like me. She calmed down in one night and changed her mind tomorrow. After all, we have so many wonderful pasts!
This is love!
The next day.
Lin Dong looked at the breakfast on his table and felt like he was falling into an ice cave. His fingers were inserted into his hair, his eyes were blood red, and he only had one thought in his mind.
No, buddy you
It’s hot, I’m hot, I have to change dormitories!!!
Zeng You and his friends still have a bed in their dormitory, so let’s exchange it with one of them. With the contacts I’ve accumulated, I shouldn’t be rejected.
Although there is Wu Jun in that dormitory, it will be a bit embarrassing, but it is better than
"Team leader, what's wrong with you?" Chen Yunyun glanced at Lin Dong curiously and hesitated, "You look so bad, are you sick?"
Sun Zhicheng came early today and took a look too, and was shocked.
"Brother Dong, did you start reading last night? Are you so popular?"
"It's okay, it's okay, I just didn't sleep well." Lin Dong coughed. He definitely couldn't tell anyone else about this, but Jiang Nian definitely knew about it.
Oh! This piece of shit! Damn it!
Chen Yunyun wanted to ask something more, but suddenly she caught a glimpse of Jiang Nian coming in from the classroom door.
She couldn't help but stop talking, pursed her lips, and walked through most of the class towards the door.
Sun Zhicheng seemed to be memorizing words, but his eyes had already taken in everything.
Looking at Chen Yunyun's back, he couldn't help but feel sad and wished he could write a sad love song on the spot. But in the end he could only endure it and swallow the bitter pill.
Start over as friends, love is restraint and forbearance!
This is love.
It’s even less today, so I’ll try my best to update three times tomorrow.
Chapter completed!