Sitting on his seat, Li Hua flicked the test paper.
"To be honest, the quality of the weekly test paper is worrying. I suspect the toilet paper was recycled."
After he finished speaking, he leaned in and took a very abstract sniff. It was so epic that it hit his lungs and made him vomit.
A bitch is like this. She got full marks on the comprehensive multiple-choice questions. Then she was so happy that she returned to her ancestors and started doing some weird things like a monkey.
Jiang Nian glanced at him, "It's good that I didn't ask you to pay the copying fee, but you still picked it up."
The fat man Ma Guojun was in the group next door. Hearing Li Hua's criticism, he immediately became happy.
He leaned towards the aisle and pushed up his black-rimmed glasses with his middle finger.
"What? You want to use the test paper to masturbate?"
Li Hua coyly said, "Hit Ned."
"No, I'll beat it for you." Ma Guojun smiled obscenely, "There happens to be a batch of sandpaper that hasn't been used up, so I can grind it into needles for you."
Class 3 of the Olympiad was hopeless, Jiang Nian came to this conclusion.
Although everyone here has good grades, and some are even quite top-notch. But there are too many talents. Is it because the grades are so good that they become more perverted?
Then you really came to the right class.
Seeing that Zhang Ningzhi was a little depressed, Jiang Nian wanted to comfort him. But after looking at his comprehensive science test paper, he was silent for a moment and gave up.
Top students can't get used to it, they have to see the wind and rain.
He got a total of two multiple-choice questions wrong, which is called frustration. The lid of his coffin was poured with cement. Fortunately, there was an ordinary person like Zeng You in this class, which gave him some comfort.
Jiang Nian started correcting the test paper with a red pen, but when he found three wrong answers to the multiple-choice questions in physics, he suddenly got rid of his guard and silently changed to a black pen to correct.
There are still ten minutes left before the evening self-study is over, and Li Hua has already packed his schoolbag. He has put a draft book on the table and seems to be working on the questions, but he is actually tearing up the paper and playing with it.
He was chatting with Ma Guojun about games across the aisle, and when he turned around, he found that Jiang Nian was still correcting things.
"How many mistakes did you make? You haven't finished the order yet?"
Jiang Nian glanced at him and sighed.
"Oh, you have indeed reached that age, and you start to think that your father is useless."
Li Hua was particularly cautious in this kind of confrontation between father and son. After all, he rarely took advantage of Jiang Nian, so he chose to show his middle finger when he was at a disadvantage.
Climb for me!
Zhang Ningzhi heard them talking and came over to take a look at Jiang Nian's test paper. Seeing that there were not many red pen marks, he couldn't help but wonder.
"Not much wrong."
"Oh, that, I changed it with a black pen."
Covering your ears and stealing the bell, right?
Zhang Ningzhi couldn't handle this operation, and the little girl made two sounds before stammering.
"Already. Very good."
Huh? Why does this sentence sound so similar to another sentence, "Small and cute". However, this sentence has been applied for World Heritage in South Korea, so I really can't criticize it.
Ring, ring, ring, it’s time for self-study in the evening and school is over.
The teaching building was filled with excitement, and several girls in the classroom rushed out calling their friends.
I couldn't get hot water or a place to take a shower later. I even had to wait very late to do the laundry, and the last person doing laundry at 11 o'clock was so exhausted that I collapsed.
Finish cleaning up early, go to bed early, and if you still have time, go to the canteen to buy a snack.
Some people are already wondering whether to buy a chicken drumstick or instant noodles.
"Hey, why are you running!" Chai Muying chased Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe, feeling helpless, "Wait for me, you two."
Lin Dong caught Yang Qiming running away.
"Brother Yang, do you want to go back to the dormitory?"
"No, I have to find my one." Yang Qiming looked defeated and sighed, "She is still angry. She updated her QQ signature during self-study in the evening and said she was hungry."
"What are you going to buy her?" Lin Dong asked subconsciously.
"I don't know, how about the wontons in the cafeteria?" Yang Qiming hesitated, "Actually, I'd rather buy fried chicken legs, or a six-yuan fried rice noodle."
“Fried fish cakes are also good, or roll cakes.”
Lin Dong swallowed, "Damn it, you told me you were hungry."
"Haha, go ahead and buy it. I'll leave first." Yang Qiming walked forward, looking back, "I might go back to the dormitory later, if someone checks my dormitory."
The words behind him were inaudible and were lost in the crowd.
Lin Dong knew that he was asking him to help fool the dormitory teacher. In fact, it didn't need anything. He would go back to the dormitory later. No matter how bad the situation was, he could just remember his name.
Then, beat me to death?
I'm a veteran in my senior year of high school. As long as I don't get expelled, I can say anything.
As he went down the stairs, he was thinking about what to buy in the cafeteria later, and murmured.
"A bucket of instant noodles or two chicken drumsticks. Forget it, just buy a burrito. I might have wontons to eat when I get back to the dormitory later."
In the long street, which is bright and dark, there are obviously many fewer students and they are sparse.
"There's something wrong with the school's insistence on having an extra night of self-study." Xu Qianqian looked at the dim street and took a breath of air, "It's so gloomy at night."
It's half past nine in the county town, and there aren't many cars on the streets.
At half past ten, almost only the street lights were on, and only some small shops on the street were still open. One or two incandescent lamps illuminated a space of several meters in radius.
"Don't worry, it will still be dark for seven months." Jiang Nian walked slowly behind her.
The two of them each held a small portion of duck food in their hands, and there were a few tricycles near the school gate recently.
Duck products, oden cooking, Fuding pork slices, and all kinds of snacks are available.
The small county town does not have much late-night snack culture, and people go to bed relatively early. The vendors in the south of the city learned that the senior high school students were delaying their evening self-study, and came here to sell them.
"It's so scary!" Xu Qianqian sighed.
"Huh? Don't I go home with you every day? What a hammer?" Jiang Nian wore disposable gloves and broke the braised duck wing joint with one hand.
Xu Qianqian stopped, stood under the street lamp, and looked at Jiang Nian seriously. When the light above her head fell, her black ponytail was soft and fluffy, and she said with clear eyes.
"That's why it's scary. Otherwise, what do you think I'm saying?"
Jiang Nian has passed the age where he likes to chase and fight with Xu Qianqian. Every time he makes an excuse to touch her, he will be beaten severely. He has lost interest.
Ha, do I really want to touch it?
"Have you heard about the Zhennan corpse case?"
Under the streetlight, the smile on Xu Qianqian's face froze visibly.
The hair on her whole body stood up and her eyes blinked. She watched Jiang Nian slowly pass by her and eat duck wings in a leisurely manner, which was very spicy.
When the night wind blew, Xu Qianqian's heart shrank.
Gudu.
She glanced at the dark street and quickly caught up with Jiang Nian.
"You're talking nonsense, right?"
"Yeah, that's nonsense." Jiang Nian nodded and carefully peeled off the duck wings, "Yesterday I felt that there was a place on the road that smelled weird and a bit smelly."
Xu Qianqian couldn't hold back any longer, so she gritted her teeth and gave him a punch.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"Well, that's nonsense." Jiang Nian acted like a man and a machine.
"Ah! I want to tell Aunt Li, wuwuwu, that you scared me on the road!" Xu Qianqian resorted to a big move to sue the parents, and the success rate was 100%.
"Hey, I'm just kidding." He was convinced.
"I want to tell Aunt Li that you want to break me." Xu Qianqian abruptly turned a very scary sentence into a somewhat ambiguous eighteen prohibitions.
What's going on?
Sleep with you?
Um.
Xu Qianqian complained, wildly exaggerating the facts. As she was talking, she suddenly noticed something was wrong with the expression on Jiang Nian's face, and suddenly started to squirm.
"Jiang Nian, you are such a pervert!"
"So what, haven't you heard?" Jiang Nian put a hand on Xu Qianqian's head, "There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and there cannot be two perverts on the same street at the same time."
"Then if we walk together, won't you be safe?"
Xu Qianqian: "Are you still proud?"
"Yes."
"Ah!!! Your hand touched my hair after eating duck wings!" Xu Qianqian jumped away suddenly and screamed, "You are going to die, Jiang Nian!"
She hurriedly touched the top of her head and gritted her teeth.
"Get it in my hair and you're done!"
"Don't throw dirty water, girl." Jiang Nian stepped forward and stretched out his hand, "I can eat duck wings with one hand. Who is like you? Look, you are clean."
"Looking at your size, you are really stupid." Xu Qianqian looked up and realized that the two of them were very close to each other.
Jiang Nian was a head taller than her, and his body blocked the light of the street lights. There was a circle of light on the edge of his head, and he raised his palm and handed it to her without any oil on it.
His hand was too big, and the palm of his hand was full of blood, as if he was about to reach out and hook her neck in the next second.
The two looked at each other for a few seconds, not looking away from each other.
Time seems to stop at this moment.
Xu Qianqian's eyes widened, and an unspeakable numbness instantly spread throughout her body. Her heart accelerated, and within two seconds, her face turned red.
"Why are you blushing?" Jiang Nian chuckled.
"Go away, I. Do I look good?" Xu Qianqian really wanted to block his mouth and stuff garbage inside.
If you are a good person, you will have a mouth in vain.
Jiang Nian was actually not much better. When they just looked at each other, looking at Xu Qianqian's glossy pink lips, he almost couldn't help but want to kiss her.
But having said that, the chances of success are even lower than the chances of Korean men getting rid of their short penis.
Return home.
While Jiang Nian was taking a shower, he was recalling the scene on the road. It was a bit outrageous, but he was only following the principle of saving time.
What were you thinking about during those few seconds when you were thinking about Xu Qianqian?
You must feel like you want to kiss her, right?
In the bathroom, Xu Qianqian stood in front of the mirror and let down her hair. Under the soft orange light, she hesitated whether to wash her hair and when was the last time she washed her hair.
I don’t have a song I want to listen to when washing my hair. Wouldn’t it look better if I put my hair into a bun?
Forget it, that bitch Jiang Nian will definitely be mean.
After thinking about it, Xu Qianqian looked in the mirror and made a bun. She took out her mobile phone to take a photo and sent it to Song Xiyun. Then she started choosing songs to wash her hair with.
As I was slowly sliding down, a song suddenly popped out of my sight.
【Love in BC】
Xu Qianqian lowered her eyes slightly, thought about it, and added it to the playlist. After hesitating for a few seconds, she clicked on the single loop.
After finishing everything, she began to count the shampoo and conditioner, and after selecting it, she began to test the water temperature with her hands. A song came from the mobile phone, [.The Priest Temple Conquers Bows and Arrows, Whose Past~]
After a while, the hot water filled the mirror and blurred it.
She silently thought to herself, what was he thinking in those few seconds when they looked at each other?
Chapter completed!