Chapter 2 Bing'er, God of Death
"Wake up, wake up,, damn! If you don't wake up, I will die."
"Damn! Which bastard is called Mao? I'm dating PLMM!" Jinda opened his eyes with extreme dissatisfaction, feeling 100 points angry at his dream of waving him for a thousand years! Just as he was about to attack and criticize and educate the person who woke him. Damn! Beautiful girl, the one who appeared in Jinda's eyes was a PLMM who was in a duel against the point. Her small nose, thin eyebrows, and a peach-like little bit that made people unable to help but want to kiss her, especially her beautiful eyes as black gems almost hooked up. Jinda immediately got up and put on a posture she thought was the most handsome "Hello. May I ask the name of the lady"!! "Bing'er"
"What a beautiful name, Miss Bing'er, my name is Jinda, male, 20 years old, no smoking, no drinking, healthy, good facial features, and currently single. I want to find a beautiful woman as my lifelong companion." Jinda finished speaking without breathing.
But Bing'er's eyes stared at Kimetsu without any expression. Just as Kimetsu was about to make a big talk again to impress the beauty in front of him, Bing'er's hands spread out and a brand new laptop appeared in his hand. In Kimetsu's horrified gaze, he turned on the computer... After pressing a few keys on the keyboard, Bing'er's charming voice came out, "Kin'er's male, 20 years old, born in ** City, * Province, China on **, 1984, He is lustful, vulgar, and ignorant. He died in a meteorite impact in 200*." After Bing'er, he closed the computer and looked at Kimetsu. Then he said, "Hello Mr. Kimetsu, I will introduce myself first. My name is Bing'er, and I am a god of death, number 888. I now recognize a full-time employee of the Death Department of Paradise Company, and is responsible for taking over the people who died unexpectedly. Congratulations to Mr. Kimetsu, because you died in a meteorite impact, you are now in heaven."
After listening to Binger’s MM’s words, Jintian felt that there was a golden light in front of her. She was so excited that she died!! Damn! I am still a virgin!!! Wait, it seems that the protagonists in the novel are like this. After they die, they are reincarnated as **. In the end, they have dozens of wives and hundreds of concubines. Not only are they married to maids on behalf of others. Thinking of this, Jintian immediately got better, haha, God still prefers me.
Binger MM looked at the person in front of her. This man was really interesting. Most people either burst into tears when they heard that they died, or they asked themselves to let him give birth to a good birth. Only the person in front of her was so sad that he was dying of sadness and joy. He really couldn't understand the man in the mortal world. No wonder the matchmaker said "a man's heart is under the sea." I really want to study it if I have time! Even though I am curious, Binger MM still has to follow the instructions above, otherwise the full attendance bonus this month will be over.
Binger MM continued, "Mr. Jintian, although I feel deeply saddened by your death.
Although you didn't have to die," Jinda stood up after hearing this, "I didn't have to die... What's going on?" Although Jinda had accepted his death, he didn't have to die but died. In this way, he was very dissatisfied with 1 million anger.
"It's like this." Bing'er MM explained that "there's problems occurred in the computer system of our heaven in the past few days. Our door was really unable to repair it. So God decided to drop a stone from the sky and smash Bill Gates to kill him. Gates, and let Bill Gates' soul repair it. But after the execution, the computer system suddenly fell again. The result!!!""The stone became a meteorite. It didn't hit Bill but hit me to death, right?" Jintian just felt dizzy! Damn it! Become Bill. Gates's scapegoat!
"However, Heaven decided to give you a chance to be reborn, but your body has become fragments. So Heaven's board of directors decided to let you devote yourself to a time and space. Are you willing?" After saying that, Binger MM looked at Jintian with his charming eyes, looking forward to his answer.
At this time, Bing'er's MM did not know that Jin Tianxin was so happy that she was almost exploded. God, Lord, you have indeed not forgotten me. According to the introduction in the novel, the protagonists in the book are reincarnated in another world in this way. Then I can choose the beauties in the world, and hehe and hehe.
Thinking of this, Jintian immediately stood up and said to Binger MM. Let's go, I'll be reincarnated, where will I be reincarnated? Is it far away? Bing'er MM never thought that Jintian would agree so readily. I thought I would have to coax for a long time. "Follow me," Jinda walked out with Bing'er MM with her butt.
Binger MM took Jintian to a door and shouted at the door, "Open the door with sesame." The door opened. Binger MM said to the outside of the door, "Jump, jump down and you will be reincarnated." Jintian walked to the door and looked out, and there were endless clouds in front of him.
"How high is I off the ground now?" Kinda asked carefully. "It should be 20,000 meters." Binger MM did not answer Jintian's question very affirmatively.
“Are there a parachute?”
"No. Do you want an umbrella?"
"No need" Jinda stood at the door and took a deep breath. Looking at the clouds in front of him, he kicked his feet! Damn! I dare not!! Jintian remembered the story he heard recently. Originally, Zhu Bajie was a human fetus, but the general of the Nantianmen who pushed him down was infected with non-iodine and was already confused. As a result, I tried too hard, so the pig bar stopped entering the pig's nest! If I jumped into the pig's nest!!! Damn, I don't want pig MM. I saw Jintian rubbing at the door and not jumping. Bing'er MM was in a hurry, and a MM kicked Jintian's butt accurately.
Chapter completed!