Kimda, male, 20 years old.

He has a low figure (Damn. Is Wu Dalang as tall as me?) He has a bad appearance (Damn. Is Zhao Benshan as handsome as me?)

When he was born, it was said that the sunset was shining in the sky (Grandma Jintian was burning the ingredient).

The roosters crowed everywhere (the chicken farm next door was killing chickens again).

Several evil dogs yelled at the sky (the qing period has arrived).

Some people even cried to the ground (Wang Ermazi from the east of the town died, it would be strange if his wife didn't cry).

Suddenly, Jintian was born.

(Haha hero is finally born, I'm here to the MM door of the whole world!)

"Ding bell,,,,," a crisp ringtone rang.

The great protagonist of our family wakes up from his dream. "Damn! I just dreamed of dating PLMM! -#￥%. Damn ringtone". Even though he scolded Jinda, he still lazily got up from the quilt, subconsciously walked into the bathroom and started the day's work. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, he got into a big size.

Jintian looked at himself in the mirror, his ordinary face. He touched his pocket, damn! He only costs 50 cents. He is not tall at 555555 1.68 meters. The most important thing is that he has lived for decades and has never touched a girl's hand. It's miserable! He miserable! He miserable! He miserable! He miserable! He miserable! He miserable after graduating from high school and not getting into college. Finally, he fell into a restaurant and worked in a restaurant. "Hey,, when can I be as lucky as the protagonist I thought? Damn! He can become a great wizard even if I eat fast sweet potatoes. Why can't I become a superman after eating so many potatoes?,,,,"

Jintian stretched out his middle finger to the sky and took a deep breath. "God, Allah GG, Tathagata GG, Guanyin MM, (omit at least a thousand gods from various countries) I despise you!!" "Boom!!" With a thunder, a flash of lightning flashed across the sky and landed on the earth. Several flies in the garbage cans were frightened and impotence were impotence. Jintian was also frightened and immediately withdrew his trembling middle finger. "Haha, my gods are just joking." Jintian withdrew his trembling hand and muttered in a low voice, "Damn! It's so fucking evil."

Back in the room, Jinda saw the AV book I just bought yesterday by the bedside, and couldn't help but pick it up and look it up. It took Jinda half a month's salary to get it from the bookstore owner (don't! The evil capitalist). The book titled Beauty and Weapons. To put it bluntly, it's AV photos of a few big butt big waves and various weapons. The beauty inside is so beautiful, that beautiful, that butt, that big wave, the best, ah!

Jintian was enjoying the beautiful scenery in the book, and saliva flowed downward. As the saying goes, his eyes ran into the book, saliva flowed on the floor. Just as Jintian was amazed at the beautiful scenery in his eyes, he started working again. "Beijing time is 6 o'clock, Beijing time is 6 o'clock." Jintian was stunned for a moment, damn! He was late. I immediately remembered that I was 5 minutes late last time and was deducted 50 cents. (Damn! The evil boss lady) 50 cents are enough to rent an AV novel by myself for a long time to enjoy it.

I thought of the disappointed expressions of students who were used to eating their own fried rice. God, please forgive me! Lord, please forgive me! Thinking of this, Kimda immediately put on his pants, put on his clothes, rushed downstairs, and pushed his "BMW" from the garage, and rushed out of the house with both legs.

Jintian was speeding on the wide road in his beloved (BMW) car. It was just dawn at this time, and the moon was still hanging high in the sky like a little widow. It seemed that he could see Chang'e on the moon wearing a three-point hook and pulling Wu Gang. In fact, Chang'e might not know that Wu Gang might be impotence. Think about it! His name is Wu Gang, which means that he can't be hard in some places. Otherwise, he would be called You Gang.

Just as Jintian was riding a bicycle and swaying like a restaurant, there was only a loud bang!!!!!’ Boom!!!’

Jintian saw a flash in front of him, and then a huge wave of air rushed towards him. Before he fainted, Jintian thought, haha, afterwards! It’s time to encounter the thunder of another world, I’m here for the beautiful woman in another world!!!
Chapter completed!