070 [Fried Shit]
Every family may have one or two relatives that make you disgusted and wish you could never interact with each other.
It was clearly born from the same mother, but although my uncle and uncle have different personalities, they both have feelings and loyalty and can take the initiative to send money when the Song family is in the most difficult times.
But my second uncle and second aunt hid far away when they heard something happened, and even felt inexplicably resentful to the Song family because they were laid off.
I can only say that the rice is a breed of hundreds of people.
For the New Year, Song Weiyang didn't want to bother with her because of her grandparents, but she couldn't show off her good face and sneered: "Please let it go, don't block the car door."
Song Weiyang left with the gift. The second aunt took a blank look in her hands, her face was a little embarrassed, and she smiled at Guo Xiaolan, "Yangyang is really, everyone is my own family, so I'm still polite to me."
Guo Xiaolan also responded with a smile: "This child has been sensible since he was a child. He knows who he is polite to, and he also knows that he can't be polite to him. The scorer, right, second sister-in-law?"
"What the third sister said made me dizzy," the second aunt immediately changed the subject, "Why didn't this boss and the eldest daughter-in-law come?"
Guo Xiaolan said: "The eldest brother is exhausted and has to go out to the market during the Chinese New Year. The eldest daughter-in-law took the child back to her parents' home."
"No matter how hard I can't go back to my parents' home to celebrate the New Year," said the second aunt.
"She is afraid of coming to get angry." Guo Xiaolan said.
The smile on my second aunt's face became more and more awkward, and I could no longer continue to say, so I could only say: "There is still soup in the pot, I'll go and have a look first."
Song Shumin used to build a small foreign building in the countryside, but he never lived in it after entering the city. He gave it to Song Weiyang's grandparents directly. This place also became a family gathering place for the Guo family and the Song family to celebrate festivals.
Grandpa was wearing a brand new blue Zhongshan suit and sitting on the sofa smoking muddy. He was honest and dull, not saying a word, but just watching his grandchildren running wildly on the ground. Grandma and his aunt kept busy working in the kitchen. The second aunt could only watch when she went in, and she couldn't get involved. She thought she was clumsy in doing housework and had a place to use it when washing and serving vegetables.
The eldest uncle has two daughters and one son. The eldest daughter is already married and the younger daughter is in a technical secondary school. However, the son is only over seven years old and just happened to be in the family planning and paid a lot of fines.
My second uncle did not respond to national policies, and he was a son and a daughter. My son did not study again after graduating from junior high school. He was arranged by Song Shumin to work in the factory for a while. Now he is scattered in society all day long and has not become the target of severe crackdown. His daughter is only nine years old, has good academic performance, and is very obedient at home, which makes people wonder if she is the biological child of my second uncle.
The two children didn't know what games they were playing, and they ran around the table, just in time to get into Song Weiyang who was entering the house.
The little girl raised her head and said, "Cousin, Happy New Year!"
"Be good, buy candy." Song Weiyang took out the red envelope and distributed it to his cousin.
"Thank you, cousin!" The little girl was very polite.
My cousin was a little dumb and didn't know how to say thank you. He just opened the red envelope to see how much money it was.
Although Song Weiyang had a lot of complaints about his second uncle and second aunt, he liked their daughter very much. There was no way, the little cousin was sweet-mouthed, well-behaved and obedient, and was not as cute as her parents' biological parents.
What a pity, my little cousin will be cheated by her parents and brother to death.
In her previous life, my little cousin easily entered a key university. After graduation, she worked as a white-collar worker in a big city and married a good husband who loved her. As a result, her brother was not good at doing well and caused trouble every few days. Every time she caused trouble, her parents would go to the city to ask her for money, and finally forced her to sell her house and pay her gambling debts.
My little cousin's happy family was broken up like this.
The dumb little cousin in front of me is also very interesting. He can't call people and doesn't know how to speak. He will still be fascinated by electronic games in two years. From red and white machines, arcades, and then computer games, he played all the way to Electronic Science and Technology University, and wrote software to make money before graduation. I won't say that, a nerd is not outrageous. But he hadn't had a girlfriend until he was 28 years old. The family was anxious and wanted to bring him a blind date as long as he was a girl. As a result, the boy married a rich and beautiful woman without saying a word.
The two little guys took the New Year's money and immediately ran to the small shop in the village to buy things.
"Bang!"
Not long after, a dull sound came from the old house next door at my grandmother's house.
The little cousin ran into the house in anger, with feces all over his body covered in feces. He went to the old man to complain and said, "Grandpa, my brother blows up the pit and dirty my new clothes!"
"Bang!"
Before the old man could speak, another muffled sound came.
The eldest and second uncles who were drinking tea and chatting quickly ran out, and Song Weiyang also ran to watch the fun.
I saw my little cousin standing by the pit, holding two thunder cannons as thick as a thumb in his hand, with shit on his trousers legs full of shit. He was amused as he watched the feces that were blown open and gradually closed.
"Little bastard!" The uncle rushed over quickly.
My little cousin didn't know how scared he was, so he took the lightning gun in his hand, lit the lead with a lighter, and threw it into the cesspool again.
"Bang!"
Another shot comes.
"Ahhhh!"
This time I fryed the shit far away, and a piece of shit flew directly to my uncle's mouth. My uncle didn't bother to beat the child, so he quickly reached out to wipe the shit, feeling so disgusting that he wanted to vomit.
The little cousin took the opportunity to escape, and the uncle hurriedly chased after him, and the father and son staged a good show of fighting wits and courage.
After several minutes, my uncle caught my cousin back, and it was easy to beat him up halfway.
"Fish, my fish," the little cousin struggled and shouted, "Dad, stop hitting me, hurry up and catch that fish!"
Well, my little cousin threw two hairs into the pond while running away, and successfully blowing up a carp.
My uncle came back with a girl and ran into each other and smiled and said, "Oh, you two have a very interesting Chinese New Year. Have you fallen into the pit together?"
My uncle didn't say anything, so he went home and found a rope and hung his cousin on the yellow tent tree to suck it.
Really, hang up and beat it!
My little cousin didn't cry when he was beaten, and kept shouting: "Fish, my fish!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Song Weiyang laughed loudly. He hadn't laughed so happily for a long time.
My uncle went over and advised, "Brother, it's the New Year, don't fight anymore, it's unlucky."
"It's better to be beaten to death, little bastard." My uncle said, and he whipped over again.
My cousin was still shouting: "Fish, my fish! My uncle, cousin, go to the pond to catch my fish back!"
The uncle said angrily: "That's a fish raised by others, I want to pay you a fortune!"
The little cousin finally begged for mercy: "Dad, I was wrong. I will blow it up next time."
"Blow up a hammer! I will kill you!" My uncle was even more angry.
"Hahahaha!" Song Weiyang laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. Why didn't he find my cousin so interesting before?
My uncle advised me and stopped persuading me. He squatted beside Song Weiyang to watch the fun, handed over cigarettes and said, "Yangyang, this is your aunt. Her name is Tao Xiaohong, and she works in the supply and marketing cooperative."
"Hello." Song Weiyang greeted politely. He had too many aunts, and he didn't know how long he could be the one in front of him.
Tao Xiaohong dressed up a little charmingly, with a three-point rustic look in her charming style, and she didn't even apply her blush. She smiled sweetly: "Hello Yangyang, I often hear your uncle mention you."
Song Weiyang smiled and said, "Then he definitely didn't say anything nice to me."
"Your uncle said you are amazing. You became the factory director before you graduated from high school and saved the canning factory." Tao Xiaohong spoke with a little admiration.
The old man finally stopped the beating. He turned around and stared at Tao Xiaohong for a while, as if he thought this girl was unreliable, like a big fairy, and walked away without saying a word.
After a while, the fried fish came to the door and did not make a fuss. He threw the half-dead carp into the basin and said to the old man: "For the New Year, give it a few cents for good luck."
"Sixty-eighth, all the way." The old man could also make a rumor.
Chapter completed!