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Cute Niang’s martial arts world, No. 70 Cute, Blue Phoenix is working hard
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Li Yan was speechless. He remembered that when he watched "The Smiling and Proud Wanderer", he was full of affection for the girl Blue Phoenix. Why did the blue Phoenix in this plane make people extremely depressed? Sure enough, women covered in poisonous scorpions and poisonous centipedes cannot make men feel close. Watching spiders on TV and watching spiders close in reality are completely different concepts. Ai Nuozhe.
Li Yan said weakly: "Go out! I don't welcome you in my dormitory."
Lan Fenghuang was anxious: "Don't drive me away, my mission...ah! Why don't you understand my intentions? Otherwise, we won't play with scorpion centipedes. I have beautiful poisonous butterflies here, and this one is guaranteed to look good."
Li Yan wanted to reach out to carry her collar and throw her out, but was worried that there was a poisonous insect hidden under her collar, so he had to reach out to make a move to ask her to leave: "Please please, Master Lan."
"Woo, can you give me another chance?"
"no!"
"I beg you."
"no!"
Lan Fenghuang said in tears: "Am I too ugly?"
Li Yan shook his head and said, "You are very beautiful."
"Then why did you drive me out? They want to play with you."
Li Yan snorted and thought to himself: You are just trying to play with me, just trying to seize my "Traveling in the Mountains". After thinking about it, he said, "But I don't want to play with you."
Lan Fenghuang said again: "Why don't you want to play with me? Are these animals not interesting?"
Li Yan said: "No, of course it's boring. Who is interested in playing with these messy things?"
Lan Fenghuang raised her mouth: "Then you are not interested in me at all? Not curious at all? Tell me, you have nothing to do to me?"
Li Yan thought about it and frowned. After a long time, he clapped his hands and said, "I have it! Actually, the most curious thing about you is that you hide so many messy poisonous insects, poisonous snakes, poisonous centipedes and spiders, etc. Where are you? If possible, I want to take off your clothes and see what the mystery is inside."
When Li Yan said this, he didn't think much about it. He just wanted to see the Blue Phoenix outer skirt. When he thought, there must be many inner bags inside the Blue Phoenix outer jacket to hold these weird bugs.
But this sentence fell into Lan Fenghuang's ears, and she was suddenly shocked and screamed: "Ah? Do you want to take off my clothes? You...you...you...you...help..." After that, she turned around and ran away, disappearing at the end of the corridor.
Li Yan was very angry and shouted quickly: "Don't scream, I just said to take off your coat and see where the poisonous insects are placed. Don't get me wrong."
But Li Yan was too late to speak, and Lan Fenghuang had already run away without a trace.
Li Yan had to spread his hands, return to the house, and throw away all the things that were crawled by poisonous insects and ants. At this moment, he threw away all the items that he had rarely had. It was inconvenient to go to the commercial street to buy them in the middle of the night, so he had to sit cross-legged on the ground and practice until dawn.
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Lan Fenghuang ran back to Ren Yingying's dormitory, sat down on the ground, and burst into tears: "Wow... Li Yan is so bad. He actually wanted to take off his clothes. He was frightened and ran back desperately... He didn't have his harsh hands."
The group of girls in the room were all sweating profusely, Ji Wushi said, "Sure enough, with the beauty of Master Lan, Li Yan finally couldn't control himself. Since he wanted to take off your clothes, it means he fell in love with you and wanted to have a kiss. In this way, "The Travel Map of the Streams" has also become famous. We are not afraid that he wants to molest you, but what we fear most is that he is not interested in you."
Lan Fenghuang just cried and ignored her.
Ren Yingying asked, "Can you come out?"
Ji Wushi shook his head for a while, and then said, "From today on, the main Lan Sect will appear around Li Yan from time to time, and use various methods to cheer Li Yan's appetite. Of course, you can't go to his dormitory at midnight. That's too unsafe. Maybe he will really use strength to the leader of Lan. Although the result of using strength must be that he was poisoned to death, in this way, our goal will not be achieved."
Everyone was on the head.
Ji Wushi said again: "As long as the Lan Sect Master often wanders not far from Li Yan, Li Yan can often see the beauty of Lan Sect Master. He takes a look at him more and loves Lan Sect Master more, and he can't control himself. He wants to kiss Lan Sect Master's beauty. When he is already deeply trapped and is fascinated by Lan Sect Master, we will find a matchmaker and ask the matchmaker to come to Li Yan to say he is married, and the condition is to give Lan Sect Master " "Traveling in the Stream" as a betrothal gift to Lan Sect Master."
Everyone said "Oh" together.
Ji Wushi said: "When the time comes, Li Yan will take out the treasure map and give it to Master Lan as a betrothal gift. Master Lan immediately sold 100,000 taels of silver to the sage aunt in public, and then immediately dropped out of school and left Heimu Cliff and returned to the Five Immortals Sect in Yunnan. Li Yan will have no choice but to do anything about you. And everyone in Heimu Cliff knows that the sage aunt was bought with silver, so there is no problem. It can be used to show it openly to Teacher Danqingsheng."
Everyone applauded immediately.
Ren Yingying also said: "No, it's a good plan, it's worthy of being a night owl. Your plan is very powerful."
Lan Fenghuang sobbed a few times and asked pitifully: "You still have to sway beside him? It's so terrible... What if he wants to molest me again, what should I do if I take off my clothes?"
Ji Wushi said: "From now on, when you are swaying beside him, you have to choose a time when there are many people, such as in the cafeteria, school square, commercial street, and many people are on missions... etc. He can't do that kind of thing in front of everyone, right? That way, he can ensure that he is safely seduced."
Lan Fenghuang thought about it and made a lot of sense. She stopped sobbing and said seriously: "Okay, I will cheer for the sake of the Holy Aunt."
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In the next few dozen days, Li Yan lived his peaceful days as usual. He got up in the morning and practiced boxing with a ponytail girl in the woods. Of course, there was no need to say much about his love. After morning exercise, the two went to the classroom together, first listened to court classes and Jianghu classes, and learned about the major events that have happened in Jianghu recently.
When it was time for self-study class, everyone practiced qigong together. Since Li Yan did not want to show his martial arts skills in front of Ren Yingying, he just studied the five elements of Qimen. In the afternoon, Li Yan would go to the doctoral fairy of Diegu to take two medical lessons, and then go back to the dormitory to teach Yinggu arithmetic lessons and practice loach skills.
Li Yan occasionally went to the Sutra Library to borrow books, and Wang Yuyan would smile awkwardly when she saw him, but she did not hide her little hand anymore. It seemed that she knew that the past was a misunderstanding, and Li Yan did not peek at her little hand. Since there was already a "secret" between them, Wang Yuyan's attitude towards him changed, no longer as formulaic as before. She would occasionally chat with Li Yan for a few gossips, family matters, and even mention the martial arts of the stinky loli. Unconsciously, the relationship between the two took a big step, at least one level than the relationship between ordinary classmates, and there were signs of developing into friends.
The only abnormal thing these days is that Li Yan can see the blue phoenix wherever he goes. For example, once Li Yan passed by the school square and found that Lan phoenix was sitting on a stone bench next to the square, reading a book with a focused look. Her beautiful side face was exposed in front of Li Yan, full of the beauty of his surname. This picture is great and touching. The only thing that destroys the beauty of the picture is that she took the book backwards... The six words "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" on the cover are actually upside down.
Li Yan Dahan: You Miao girl must not know Chinese characters, right? What can you do to read this funny novel of the Han people?
Another time, Li Yan was eating vegetable buns in the cafeteria, and suddenly found Lan Fenghuang sitting on another table not far away, eating with very elegant movements. She fully showed her ladylike spirit and chewed slowly. I felt pity for several boys around her. The only thing that destroyed the beauty was that Lan Fenghuang had not eaten much after eating for a long time. When others were not paying attention, she quickly grabbed half of the steamed bun and stuffed it into her mouth. Unfortunately, Li Yan happened to see this action, and the lady's image completely collapsed.
Li Yan sweated wildly: Since you are not used to the way of eating a lady, you should eat with your true face. No one forces you to eat like this.
Another time, Li Yan went to buy new bed sheets on the Heimuya Commercial Street. The store was big, not only sold sheets, but also sold skirts. When Li Yan saw that Blue Phoenix was choosing a long skirt next to her, she chose a blue long skirt in the style of Han people and tried it on her. Although her figure was not tall, she was small and agile. She brought the unique water spirit of southern women. With the blue long skirt, she was really beautiful. The only disadvantage was that the hem of the Han women's long skirt was very long and completely dragged to the ground. Blue Phoenix was used to wearing Miao people's trousers and short skirts. As a result, she accidentally stepped on the skirt and fell down with a somersault, and a big bag fell on her head.
Li Yan Waterfall Sweat: What a monster you are making trouble? The Miao people should wear me with Miao clothes.
In short, the blue phoenix always appears inexplicably, displays beauty inexplicably, and then fails inexplicably...
Li Yan vaguely guessed that it was Ren Yingying's move again, so he had to smile bitterly and pretend not to see it.
That morning, while Li Yan was listening to court classes in the classroom, the girl with a braid suddenly came to the classroom and leaned into Li Yan's ear and said, "Do you remember what I told you last time? The little emperor has already arranged it. I will set it off tomorrow and go to Mount Wutai to spy on the old emperor Shunzhi where the place is."
Of course, Li Yan remembered this and smiled at the girl with pigtails and said, "I have nothing to do here for the time being, so I can set off at any time."
He went to the teacher Yujie to take a long vacation. The teacher Yujie learned about the girl who was undercover in the Qing Palace. Since Li Yan was helping the girl who was working for the country, he certainly had no reason to stop him and was allowed to leave.
Li Yan prepared all the poisons, human skin masks, pocket money, and all the things he needed to travel around the world. He secretly had a relationship with the ponytail girl that night. The ponytail girl told him to be careful in everything, and Li Yan agreed one by one.
Early the next morning, he walked through the teleportation wall in the girl's dormitory of the braided girl and came to the Qing Dynasty palace.
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Tooth change:
This morning, Sister Yang Kang asked me to go to the headquarter on Heimuya Commercial Street to help, saying that I had bought new furniture and wanted to move it in and place it.
Then I went there and saw a big house with a grand couplet hanging at the door, which read on both sides: Flying snow and shooting white deer in the sky, laughing at the book of the gods leaning on the green mandarin orange. I thought it would be nice to have couplets without horizontal banners, so I wanted to write a horizontal banner on it, but I couldn't write a poem right, so I wrote the sword technique I learned, "Yue Nu Sword" on it.
Sister Yang Kang said that this place will replace Brother Li Yan's dormitory in the future and become our gathering place. Actually, I prefer Brother Li Yan's dormitory, but Sister Yang Kang said that in the future, I can get candy to eat when I come to the main steward to play, so I still prefer the main steward.
Sister Yang Kang also said that we should turn our gang into the cute master of the martial arts world. For this goal, I will work hard to practice martial arts. In the future, I will compete for swordsmanship in Huashan, win the world's number one, and help the sect become the cute master.
But I don’t understand a little. The cute master in the martial arts world is the cuteest person in the martial arts world, right? Is Huashan swordsmanship the most cute person in the world? Since that’s the case, why do you need to practice martial arts? You should practice cute kung fu.
How do you practice cute kung fu? I don’t understand! The teacher doesn’t teach you either.
Guo Jing
Chapter completed!