No. 169 Meng, Five Poison Leader Blue Phoenix
(Today, Yucheng cooled down, and the temperature dropped by more than ten degrees instantly. As a result, my father-in-law got up late in the morning and only arrived at the update at 8:30. Oh, I am so ashamed. In order to make up for the lateness of the half hour, my father-in-law decided to add an update! Please don’t walk away, there will be an update in a few minutes...)
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After seeing Yinggu off, Li Yan was planning to close the door and rest. Today he gained a lot. Not only did he get into the loach, but he also had corresponding understandings of Tai Chi. It has to be said that he made a lot of money. He just worked as a tutor for Yinggu and paid a little insignificant thing.
Li Yan was in a good mood and couldn't help but hum a little song.
At this moment, a charming voice came from the corridor: "May I ask, are you Li Yan classmate?"
Li Yan turned his head and gasped, and saw a beautiful woman wearing Miao service coming up the corridor. She was about twenty years old, with bright eyes and cool teeth, beautiful and generous. What is rare is a natural beauty without any craftsmanship. She had silver rings tied to her wrists and ankles. The jingling sounds were jingling when walking, which made people feel moved.
Why did such a beautiful girl make Li Yan gasp? It turned out that there were more than a dozen snakes wrapped around the girl's body. The smallest snakes were only as thick as chopsticks, wrapped around the girl's wrists, and the thickest one was as thick as a wrist, which was wrapped around the girl's waist and opened with a bloody mouth.
Moreover, these snakes are all poisonous snakes, each with a triangular pointed head, the snake's body is mottled and covered with patterns. It is said that the more beautiful the snake is, the more vicious it is. Li Yan just took a look and was dazzled by the snakes. That isn't it so poisonous that it flew up?
He wiped his sweat. He would rather fight with a master like Master Yujie than be against such a snake-covered woman. So he asked carefully: "I am Li Yan, who is the girl? What's the matter with me?"
The girl laughed and said, "My surname is Lan, and I am the leader of the Five Poisons Sect in Yunnan."
When Li Yan heard this, he immediately understood that it was Blue Phoenix! It must be Blue Phoenix. Since it was Blue Phoenix, it must be sent by Ren Yingying. Oh my God, it’s all because of the broken painting of "The Travel of the Streams and Mountains". How much trouble does it cause me?
Lan Fenghuang asked with a smile: "Student Li Yan, I heard that you like playing with snakes very much, and I just happen to like it too, so I'll come to chat with you."
Li Yan Dahan: I like to play with a snake. Where did you hear it from? Oh, by the way, Ren Yingying was also an eyewitness in the last "snake bondage" incident. She heard it from Ren Yingying.
Li Yan spread his hands and said, "Master Lan, I don't really like playing with snakes at all. You probably heard it wrong?"
Lan Fenghuang blinked and smiled and said, "I heard it right. You must like to play with snakes. You just want to say it in front of me, right? I know that ordinary people look down on people who like to play with poisonous substances, so you hide the hobby of snakes deeply and don't want others to know, but you just tell my sister with confidence. My sister also likes to play with poisonous snakes very much. My sister will not discriminate against you. Let's go to your dormitory and chat about your experience about snakes."
Li Yan Khan: The big snake I last time was a medicinal herb. It was not like the colorful things on your body. They were all poisonous snakes that cost human life. Can they be regarded as the same?
He quickly refused and said, "No, I hate snakes the most. Don't come and play with me."
Lan Fenghuang was not willing to believe it. She vowed to win the task given by the Saint Aunt and would never give up easily. So she approached Li Yan step by step and said softly: "I really don't need to hide it. Look, I am wrapped around this one on my left hand. It is the most poisonous king cobra. It is the most fun to play games with it."
Li Yan was sweating profusely: "Take this guy away quickly."
"Come on, come and have fun." Blue Phoenix handed the King Cobra to Li Yan. It was so close that the fishy smell from the snake mouth came to Li Yan's nose, making him feel very uncomfortable.
Li Yan took a step back. He was standing in front of his dormitory door, but when he retreated, he retreated into the dormitory.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said, "That's right, let's go to your dormitory to chat slowly. It's right for you to invite your sister in."
Li Yan Khan: "It's not that you want to invite you in."
The Miao people were much more generous than the Han people and did not pay much attention to etiquette. Lan Fenghuang was not polite and stepped into Li Yan's room in one step. As soon as she came in, she saw the wooden box at the corner of the house. After Li Yan drank the snake blood, he did not fold the big wooden box because there was no furniture in his dormitory. It was rare that there was a wooden box, so he kept it and used it to put other things in the future.
Lan Fenghuang smiled and said, "Student Li Yan, you lied to your sister and said you didn't like snakes. Look, you're even ready for the snake box."
Li Yan was a great knight.
Lan Fenghuang waved her hand, and more than a dozen big and small snakes on her body slid down together, climbed onto Li Yan's bed, and put on various strange shapes on the bed. Li Yan screamed in his heart and thought: It's over, this sheet and quilt are no longer used. I will burn them tonight and buy new ones tomorrow.
Lan Fenghuang didn't know what Li Yan was thinking, and said with a smile: "Is it fun? These snakes are very obedient. You can let them cooperate with them to make various appearances, and there is no problem in playing with snake binding."
It's fun, you big-headed ghost! Li Yan looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, and burst into tears.
Li Yan was already unhappy at this time. Ren Yingying sent people to seduce him again and again to seek his famous paintings, which made him very annoyed. Although he had a good impression of the Lan Fenghuang in the original work, he now also disliked Lan Fenghuang. [***] said: "Master Lan, I don't like snakes at all. The one I hate the most is snakes. Please take away these snakes quickly. Don't bother me anymore. I still have to sleep."
Lan Fenghuang is actually very nervous now. She is a Miao girl. She doesn’t have as many twists and turns as Han women. She is a straightforward girl. It is really difficult to ask her to do this task of seducing men and defrauding famous paintings. She knows nothing about the skills of seducing men. Seeing that Li Yan doesn’t seem to be very interested in the topic of snake binding, she feels panic and doesn’t know how to proceed.
Her mind quickly turned around and thought to herself: What should I do? How can I make him fall in love with me, and then lie to him to hand over the "Mountain Travel Map"? I want to find a topic, but he doesn't seem to like talking about snakes. Help me, what should I do?
People cannot be anxious. If they are anxious, they will become wise. Lan Fenghuang is no exception. There is a small cannon similar to "Smart Ikki" in her mind. She suddenly lit up with a "silly" sound, thinking: Oh, I'm so stupid. Li Yan must have been tired of playing snake bondage last time. It is said that the strange game between men and women will be exciting and play twice. If I take out the snake, wouldn't it be boring to make it yourself? At this time, I should take something else out.
Lan Phoenix waved, and the dozen or so snakes crawled onto her, crawled in from the cuffs, collars, and disappeared. I don’t know how she hid so many snakes. Only the thickest giant python was not easy to hide, but the snake was very obediently wrapped around her waist and turned into a belt.
At this moment, even a snake could not be seen in the entire dormitory. Lan Fenghuang clapped her hands and said, "It turns out that Li Yan is tired of playing with snake binding. Then I'll take something else for you to play with."
She clapped her hands and a big furry spider crawled out of her sleeve. The spider was as big as an adult's fist and was covered with green hair. Li Yan was so scared that he screamed "Oh my mom".
Unexpectedly, there were more than one big spider, and the blue phoenix kept crawling outward. After a while, the room was filled with these big furry spiders, forming webs in every corner of the room. After a cup of tea, there were huge spider webs everywhere in Li Yan's dormitory. Looking around, it was a vast white area...
Li Yan was stunned and even forgot to say anything. He could only shout in his heart: "You're cheating, who will help me clean up?"
Lan Fenghuang laughed and said, "We won't play snake binding anymore, let's play spiders. This game is called: The Secret Realm of the Web. In a vast white spider web, a man and a woman fall in love. Ah... how romantic, do you like it?"
I like you, a big-headed ghost! Li Yan was facing up to the sky forty degrees... Just as he was about to burst into tears, he saw a huge spider web diagonally above his forty-five degrees. The big furry spider squatted in the web, making people stand up and down.
Li Yan really cried: I was just 45 degrees and I was so angry that I had to take my little self-mockery method. Oh my God, do you still want to live?
Seeing Li Yan's expression, Lan Fenghuang knew that she had messed up again. She smiled and said, "It turns out that Li Yan doesn't like spiders either." She waved her hand quickly, and the spiders ate all the webs they spit out, and the whole dormitory turned back to her. Then the spiders crawled back to her, crawled back from the sleeves and disappeared.
Lan Fenghuang continued to work hard and was never discouraged. She waved her hand again, and this time she crawled out a large area of centipedes, a century-legged red centipede, wandering around the house. Several large centipedes were still crawling on her snow-white lotus root arms, adding a sense of horror to her. She giggled, "Student Li Yan, it doesn't matter if you don't like snakes and spiders. We won't play the secret realm of snake binding and the web. This time we will play a new game called: Centipede Hell. Do you find it interesting?"
Li Yan rolled his eyes weakly. He really wanted to kick Lan Fenghuang out of the house, but he didn't dare to act rashly. What if these poisonous snakes, poisonous spiders, poisonous centipedes and other things bite him? This is not a problem solved by martial arts. The woman Lan Fenghuang is definitely one of the most difficult enemies in Jin Yong's novels. The Wu Jue, apart from the Western Poison Ouyang Feng, may also have a headache when she sees her. When the monk sweeping Lan Fenghuang, he can only escape.
He cried in his heart: Help, I can't stand it anymore who will drag this woman covered in poisonous substances.
Lan Fenghuang didn't know what Li Yan was thinking. She was still working hard and said to Li Yan: "Student Li Yan, you don't like centipedes when you look like you? It's okay, let's change another one. How about changing it to a poisonous toad this time?" After saying that, the room was full of toads jumping around.
Li Yan Khan: "I don't like it!"
"Or else, do you like poisonous ants?" After saying that, the room was full of ants moving.
Li Yan collapsed: "I don't like it at all!"
"Otherwise, I have poisonous scorpions." After saying that, the room was full of scorpions crawling.
Chapter completed!