"Brother Yi, why?"

Zhu Mingming felt that if he didn’t figure it out, he might not be able to be safe all day today?

He had read the poems written by Yi Yun, but because he did not participate, he also read the poems written by many other people openly. Many of them he read were very good. Why were these people writing so hard that Yi Yun excerpted the previous sentence?

"Brother Zhu, let me tell you a story. Once a knight with extraordinary talent encountered a woman bullied by a thief and took action to save the woman at a critical moment. After the woman was saved, he said to the knight: "The grace of saving life cannot be repaid. The little woman is willing to promise her body."

"Although it's a bit hasty, it's okay. The young master's grace to save his life and to give him his body is also a good story."

Zhu Mingming clearly doesn’t understand why Yi Yun told him this story. He has heard a lot of such stories, and many storytellers will tell them three or two.

"There is still a knight, but this knight is short, dark skin and a ill face. When he met a girl bullied by a thief, he helped him. After the girl was saved, he was also grateful to the knight, "My benefactor, he will repay her life," said the girl. "I will repay you as a cow or a horse in the next life."

After Yi Yun finished telling these two stories, he looked at Zhu Mingming and asked, "Now you understand."

"Brother Yi, I am still a little puzzled. This next life also represents the girl's gratitude to the knight."

Well……

Yi Yun suddenly remembered that when he was telling this joke, he neglected the differences in the ideas of people in this era and people in previous and modern lives. Ancient people still believed that there would be future lives, so they might not be able to react for a while.

"I understand, Brother Yi, what you mean... Brother Yi, you really speak funny."

Zhu clearly didn't understand it at the first time, but after a few seconds, he understood what Yi Yun said. Why did the first girl agree with her body? Isn't it because the knight is handsome?

The reason why the girl behind me wanted to be a cow or a horse in the next life was that she disliked the knights who were not good-looking and would rather be a cow or a horse than to agree with her.

After thinking through this, Zhu Mingming glanced at the talented men on the bridge again. He had to admit that Yi Yun's appearance was indeed the most outstanding. If he were those ladies, he would also choose Yi Yun.

"Pretty is justice, and this will not become in any dynasty."

Yi Yun looked at the talented men and was also laughing in his heart. This time, the greatest satisfaction of Soul Piercing is not that he has a pretty good background, but that he has a good face.

There is an important procedure before the examination for each dynasty, including the current dynasty’s scientific examination, which is to mark the appearance of the candidates. This is to prevent candidates from looking for someone to take the exam, but more importantly, it is to make reference for the examiner when he or she is selected as a top scorer.

In Wansheng Bookstore, Yi Yun found a miscellaneous note about interesting stories about the imperial examination. There was once a record that in the Dazhao Dynasty, the examiner had already selected the top scorer's work, and then revealed the name of the test paper, and at the same time brought the appearance of the candidate. When he saw that his facial disease was ill, the examiner won the top scorer to fourth place, and the original second score became the top scorer.

As for the candidate's facial disease, he actually had a face full of acne and pimples, which looked very scary.

Although all dynasties say that scientific examinations are a talent, regardless of origin or appearance, a top scholar's face is full of acne and looks terrifying, which cannot represent the students of this dynasty.

The stories of talented men and beautiful women are the most popular among scholars, but talented men are not only talented, but also have no explicit prefix, and they are not bad in appearance.

This is something that everyone agrees with insidious meaning. Every time I think of a talented man and a beautiful woman, the talented man in my mind must be that kind of handsome and elegant person. It is impossible for me to have a crooked face and a big belly.

When Yi Yun knew that the question was about those unfamiliar ladies, he was sure that he could win.

"After all, I became the person I once hated the most."

Yi Yun sighed that in his previous life, he often couldn't stand those young actors who had no acting skills but had huge traffic, and had a salary of several times or even dozens of times higher than those old actors.

Now he has embarked on the same path as these little new meats. He doesn't need talent, just write a few words to kill these talents who are trying their best to do so.

This feeling is really cool.

The crowd independently gave up Yi Yun, allowing Yi Yun to stand at the highest and most central position at the bridgehead.

"Hey, as long as you stand in this position, it's impossible to go down."

Listening to someone calling out to the maids and asking the ladies to continue to ask questions, Yi Yun smiled in his heart, "You have never experienced the so-called idol era. Fans push their idols to the top of the rankings, and they will frantically make love for their idols, making them always on the list."

The second question was delivered soon, and after seeing the question, even Yi Yun almost fell down, these ladies did not hide it at all.

"What are you fond of eating?"

"What are you doing?"

"What is the difference between you, your pleasure, thinness and strength?"

This is a three-game question from fans who care about their idols. The translation is: What do you like to eat when you love idols?

What music do you like to listen to

Do you like to be thin or fat?

The word "shuo" was described as fat in ancient times.

Many people know a poem about a woman: hands are like tender croakers, skin is like cream, collars are like thighs, teeth are like gourds, and eyebrows are like moths.

This poem was the first to describe women, and the first sentence at the beginning of "Weifeng Shuo Ren" is: "The man is tall and tall, wearing a brocade robe." The translation of this sentence means: This is a tall and fat beauty wearing a sable belt.

In the original world, the ancients liked obese, so they simply used "superior" to describe beautiful women, such as "their son is huge and has no friends. Their son is huge and strong."

This is what you are, you, is so fat and strong, so fat that no one can reach.

Later generations were almost swearing, but at that time they were the top compliments.

The aesthetics of this world are mainly thin, but there are many people who like plumpness, so these ladies have this question.

Fans’ questions, except for the last question that needs to be considered, fans will be satisfied with how to answer the other two questions. Yi Yun is still the first to pick up the pen.

The first two nonsense were talked about, and the last question was to answer: "A woman's beauty lies in her virtue, and I like her."

The translation of this sentence means that the woman I like is the kind of kind and kind, and the appearance doesn't matter. This is a standard answer to fans, and all fans can take the role, because no one will think that they are the vicious person with a vicious heart.

As expected, Yi Yun once again won the first place.

When Zhu Mingming saw the second question asked by these young ladies, he was already wailing for his classmates and others. You were destined to be a foil.

Destined to be a foil. Not only these talented men from the back garden of the county magistrate's mansion in the capital, but also have an attention-grabbing object in Prince Rong's mansion in the capital. The difference is that this object is a woman, or to be precise, a girl.

"Xiao Zhi, where did you see these words?"

"Yes, these stories are so wonderful, don't keep us in a silence."

In Prince Rong's mansion, many daughters and daughters from all over the capital are surrounding Yi Zhi at this moment, hoping that Yi Zhi will tell them some stories, because the stories Yi Zhi told are novel stories that they have never heard of.

There is a Lantern Festival Gala in Guangyin County, and there are naturally also in the capital. Prince Rong, as the younger brother of the current emperor, is a leisurely prince who loves poetry and prose. He holds a Lantern Festival Gala every year and invites the princes from all families to the mansion to hold poetry parties.

But every year I listened to those talented men reading poems with similar meanings, and my daughters were tired of listening to them. Someone suggested that everyone tell a novel story.

These daughters of daughters have heard so many stories. Most of them are told by the maids and old servants at home. They are not novel. When it was Yi Zhi's turn, the stories told by Yi Zhi aroused the interest of these daughters of daughters, because they had never heard such stories.

"Xiao Zhi, how is that little Taoist priest? You haven't finished your story yet."

"I think that little Taoist priest is right. Why do you still have to bring down the thunder tribulation?"

When Yi Zhi heard the urging questions from her best friend, she thought of her second brother writing a letter to her, saying that this first month was too boring. As a result, in her reply, she told herself a story, but the story was only half told, which adjusted her appetite. She quickly wrote a letter to her and asked her to tell her the ending of the story.

"In the past, there was a little Taoist priest who never caught monsters and returned to the common people. On the day of the wedding, no brothers of the little Taoist priest came. The monsters in the city gathered at the door of the little Taoist priest's house. They thought about the different ways of the hemale and monsters, and wanted to be soft-hearted, silly, and nagged for this little guy who married the little fox in the end blocked a thunder disaster, but the sky was clear that day and nothing happened."

This was what the second brother said in the first letter, which immediately aroused her interest, and replied and asked: "It was God who also saw the discussion of the little Taoist priest. Didn't he reduce the thunder disaster?"

"There is no thunder tribulation that has not been reduced. It is in the clouds in the sky that the young Taoist priests used all their strength to solve the problem. The eldest brother was thrown to death by the five thunders sensation to guard the sky gate. The young Taoist priest master fought against the Thunder God alone."

"Then Thunder God asked the old man, is it worth destroying a ten thousand-year foundation for one person?"

The old Taoist smiled and replied: "I just want to have a clear conscience. Since the bad disciples practiced, although they have never caught ghosts and monsters, they have made ghosts and monsters within a radius of thousands of miles follow their good deeds. If the heaven does not tolerate him, they will step on my corpse first."

"After the old Taoist's words, the Thunder God descended a thundering thunder. The eldest brother stepped forward and finally collapsed on the ground. But then he slowly got up and said loudly: You guys, it seems that the junior brothers can't drink the wedding banquet, but the gift must come. Even if you die today, you will have to stop the thunder tribulation, the primordial spirit sacrifice formation, the blood sword Chongtian, rise!"

In the yard, many women became nervous when they heard this, and Yi Zhi stopped talking only after this. The reason why she didn't continue was because she felt that she was a little confused about the content of the second brother's reply later.

"As the elder brother poured into the thunder, I heard a sound appearing over the wedding: Love is like a blue sky and white clouds, and the sky is clear..."

"The elder brother disappeared in the thunder tribulation. Seeing this, the old Taoist priest quickly inserted his sword into the ground and recited a spell: "You say, "You pout, pout..." In an instant, the wind blew, swept through the thunder. The thunder god smiled coldly and said, "But the trick of carving insects, what ghost legends, what ghost monsters, only the egret eagle is singing slowly."

"Thunder God took action, and the old Taoist immediately vomited blood and flew out. The second senior brother immediately called: All the senior brothers obeyed the orders and set up a formation and chant the spell together: Let's learn to meow together, and meow together"

"However, that Thunder God is so powerful. Facing the formation, he shouted loudly, and thunder flashed everywhere: The vast world is my love, leaving behind a sea of ​​colorful flowers."

After thinking about it, Yi Zhi felt that she would ignore this paragraph and then continued:

"Above the clouds, the old Taoist and the young Taoist priests all fell to the ground and saw that there was the last nine-day thunder, but at this time, the young Taoist priest who was holding a wedding ceremony below suddenly drank a glass of wedding wine, holding a peach wood sword that had never seen blood, soared into the sky."

"Master and all my senior brothers protect me and will not miss the good times. Today, I will protect my sect's foundation forever!"

Hearing this, a girl with a round and chubby face sat next to Yi Zhi was very excited, "I knew that the little Taoist priest had real skills, but because he was soft-hearted and unwilling to catch monsters."

"Well, the little Taoist must have defeated the abominable Thor."

Many women expressed their approval. When Yi Zhi heard the words of these friends in her boudoir, her pretty face was a little strange: "The little Taoist priest rose into the sky, and the next moment she was killed by the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation."

ah!

How many women present quit, how could this end? How could such a kind-hearted person die?

"Xiao Zhi, you must be joking with us, the ending is not like this."

"I don't care. I want the little Taoist to survive. How can I die if the little Taoist is so good?"

Listening to the spoiled friends, Yi Zhi thought that she was acting like this with her second brother in reply. The second brother was so hateful. She deliberately made such an ending. If you don’t change the ending, I will go to Guangyin County in person.

"My story has not been finished yet, what are you worried about?"

Yi Zhi thought that in the reply she received not long after, the final outcome of the story was to recite: "Just when the little Taoist priest was struck by the nine heavens of thunder tribulation, in the wedding room, a beautiful woman with a phoenix wearing a cloud crown stomped her feet, her eyes were exposed with golden light, and her belt was flying, and she said sternly: King of Hell, I haven't seen her for a thousand years, I'm here to ask you for someone today!"

hiss!

In a side courtyard of Prince Rong's mansion, a beautiful woman had a look of emotion on her face.
Chapter completed!