Chapter 2: Born to be Human, I'm Sorry
I'm afraid, I'm so scared that I'm dying!
As soon as I came through my soul, I met a ghost. Is there anyone who is as bad as me?
Yi Yun didn't dare to move, letting the ghost keep approaching his body, and even smelling the stench emitted from the ghost's mouth. The smell made his stomach surging, and finally his throat surged, forcibly swallowing the surge back.
Hell, you will definitely be frightened.
But the reason why Yi Yun did not shout was because when this ghost pretended to be his book boy, he had already aroused his suspicion and was a little mentally prepared.
In a place where there are rumors of haunted ghosts, it is also so detailed and well-liked that there is only one explanation for this situation, that is, it is deliberately trying to scare yourself.
But does a book boy dare to scare his young master?
Although I don’t know which dynasty I was in, the difference between the master and the servant will definitely not become. The servant decided not to scare the master.
With this guess, Yi Yun was prepared, so he saw Shutong talking in front of him and grabbing his scalp, so he could not help but scream.
While forcibly suppressing fear, his mind was also spinning rapidly.
Why do you want to tease yourself?
I was unconscious. If this ghost wanted to harm me, just kill me directly. Why should I wake myself up? Let's take a step back and say that even if this ghost has a bad taste and wants to wake me up and then kill me, what else should I scare myself?
For fun?
Yi Yun thought of a story about an ancient scholar and ghost that he had seen.
In ancient times, a scholar went to Beijing to take the exam. Because he was not well fed enough, he finally found the cheapest room in the inn. The reason why this room was cheap was because a woman had hanged herself in the room. Later, rumors of haunted people were rumored to be haunted. Since then, no one dared to live in this room.
The scholar was brave and not afraid. He stayed in this room. When he was in midnight, the door of the room was opened. A woman walked in with Hongling. When the woman came in, she didn't talk to the scholar. She directly hung the Hongling on the beam of the house, tied a knot, then stretched out her neck and put it in, kicked the stool off, and started to commit suicide.
When the scholar saw the scene of a woman hanging herself, he was not afraid, but was quite interested in watching it. The woman was not afraid of the scholar when she saw the scholar. She got off the red silk and threw the red silk at the scholar's feet and said, "Come and have fun too."
Hearing the woman's words, the scholar did not refuse, but instead nodded with a smile, then stretched out his feet and put his feet into the red silk cover.
Seeing this, the woman shouted anxiously: "Sir, you've made a mistake."
The scholar smiled and replied to the woman: "It's not that I was wrong, it's that you were wrong, so you are today."
The woman was stunned after hearing the scholar's words, but the next moment, Taotao burst into tears. The scholar did not advise her. After a long time, the woman stopped crying, bowed respectfully to the scholar, and then disappeared.
When Yi Yun first saw this story, he thought that this scholar was a master of verbal skills, but now he thought of this story, which inspired him.
Ghost, why should you scare yourself, why don’t you just do it?
Maybe there is a bad thing, but this is definitely not the most fundamental reason.
What will happen if a person encounters a ghost?
Killed by ghosts, scared by ghosts...
If this ghost does not have the ability to kill himself, he can only scare himself to death through fear?
If you have guesses, you need to verify it boldly.
How to verify?
Rush up and punch the ghost and tell him, aren’t you afraid of you?
But if it is wrong, it is a way out.
Don't have milk tea and ask for bobo.
Bah, don't be impulsive and calm down.
Fighting is not possible, it can only be a literary fight.
"I'm sorry to be born as a [ www.biqugex.biz]." Yi Yun suddenly spoke with a sincere expression.
The ghost was stunned for a moment, and the pair of blood beads shook, a little confused.
"Xiaosheng has long heard of the rumors of haunted on the mountain. This time I went up the mountain to find you, Miss. I know that your soul must be injustice in this mountain. I have to be willing to seek justice for the girl."
I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen pigs run.
Although Yi Yun has never encountered ghosts before, ghost stories that have been circulated among the people for so many years have been mentioned in it. Most people will become ghosts and stay in the world after death. That is because they have grievances before death, and their souls are unwilling to return to the underworld.
The ghost in front of me should be the same.
"I have an injustice in my heart. Do you know why I died?"
"Being harmed by others." Yi Yun replied confidently.
The ghost was silent for a moment and said quietly: "I am the Li family of Yanghe. Because my husband has been out for a long time, I am unwilling to be lonely. I went on a private date with the butcher in the same village. Afterwards, I went home on my own, but accidentally got bitten by a poisonous snake, rolled into the cave and died here."
After saying that, the ghost turned around and a bloody triangle hole appeared under his thigh.
Yi Yun's mouth twitched: I'm afraid this is not a poisonous snake, it's a giant python, so he bit it through directly.
The starry sky is still so bright. Yi Yun looked at the female ghost, and the female ghost looked at Yi Yun, and for a moment they looked at each other speechless.
This doesn't play by the routine.
Yi Yun blinked. In his original idea, he pretended to be a brave and righteous scholar. He knew that there were evil ghosts here, so he came to find ghosts, listen to ghosts' grievances, and shaped his image more noblely, and at the same time reduced the murderous intention of this ghost on him.
"I'm sorry to be born as a human being." This sentence is the foreshadowing.
You see, you were killed by someone, and I feel humiliated because I am just as personal as them.
But now he can't say a lot of things he has prepared. This female ghost deserves to die. She was bitten by a poisonous snake to death. Anyone would applaud her if she was wronged. As for the wrong, that's a big mistake.
"You said I had wronged, where did my wronged come from?" The female ghost rolled her eyes, picked one, and chewed it in her mouth like a candy.
Where did it come from your thigh hole!
Yi Yun rolled his eyes in his heart, but said, "That poisonous snake killed you. This is your grievance. I think that the poisonous snake has been killed by you..."
"The poisonous snake is not dead, I can't kill it."
The female ghost's answer made Yi Yun pause. The more he felt that his guess was correct, the female ghost in front of him actually only had scary skills and could not really hurt people. Otherwise, how could he let go of the poisonous snake that killed her?
Even a poisonous snake cannot be killed, I am better than a snake.
Thinking of this, Yi Yun's originally bent body straightened, and his eyes flashed with a light of justice at this moment. He shouted loudly and scolded:
"You slut, since you are a wife, should abide by the moral character of your husband, take care of your husband and children, and support the elderly and young people. Only then can you be ashamed of your husband's three books and six rituals. You are not working, you are not willing to be lonely and have an affair with others. You are ashamed of your parents' education and your husband's family's love."
"It's someone like you. It's God's kindness that the poisonous snake bites and falls down a cliff and dies. If that's not the case, once the matter is revealed, how can your parents face the neighbors? The reputation of the daughter in the clan is affected by you, and it's hard to find a good match. The children in the family are pointed at by their husbands and relatives, and it's difficult to raise their heads for life."
"If it were you, I should thank the poisonous snake, so that you could save you from the story of the east window, and you should feel even more regretful. Go to the underworld and sincerely repent, and dare to stay in this world to do evil. Everyone thinks that the world is bright and the way of heaven is easy to deceive!"
Yi Yun scolded you so happily, saying that you were scared me before, and the fear I was in my heart before, but now I scold you as cruelly as I was.
"I am unfaithful and unfilial, and I am shameless. I only hate that I am not the judge of the underworld. Otherwise, I will be sentenced to enter the oil pot knife mountain, then peel it and cramp it, hang it on the iron tree, and be punished by the knife sawing and axe."
In the long pavilion, the scholar's voice shook the sky, and for a moment it overshadowed the cries of insects and birds, like thunder, but the female ghost's figure was trembling.
What Yi Yun didn't notice was that when he was scolding, a stone was floating quietly three inches above his head. If he could see it, he would find that the stone was exactly the same as the stone he caught from the grass when he was struggling on Mount Tai.
"Although the scholar is weak, he is willing to carry a three-foot sword in his hand and kill you, the shameless ghost!"
call!
While Yi Yunyi was speaking up, the female ghost's eyes were always staring at the stone above his head, with a look of fear in his eyes. After Yi Yun finished scolding, his figure suddenly disappeared.
"Is this because I scolded you, or is it because I scold you so hard that you are scattered?"
The female ghost disappeared, Yi Yun was stunned for a moment, and then was ecstatic. It seemed that the ghost was not as terrible as he imagined.
In ancient times, Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death, but today I am Yi Yun’s tongue and kill the evil ghost.
"It would be fine if this female ghost was scolded to death by me, but if she was scolded away, she might return later. I have to hurry down the mountain." Yi Yun muttered in his heart, and he did not hesitate and hurried down the mountain with the moonlight.
Just as Yi Yun left the pavilion and walked towards the downhill road, there was a rustling sound in the grass beside the pavilion. The next moment, a green snake more than three meters long crawled out of it with a snake letter. The green eyes on the triangular snake's head stared at Yi Yun's disappearing back, and a strange color flashed.
Chapter completed!