264. Only fall in love, not get married
I want to get married. Although I don’t know why she thinks so, I’d better stop it. I will hold on to the idea that who will go to hell if I don’t go to hell.
Yan Xiaobei mustered up the courage, grabbed the monkey's hands and said, "Master, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to maintain world peace, I think I must stand up."
The monkey girl was shocked, shook Yan Xiaobei's hand away, took a step back and said, "What do you want to do?"
Yan Xiaobei took a step forward and bullied the other party's body. "Master, I think if you have to get married, just marry me. Ordinary people can't bear your anger at all. Think about it...ah!"
Before he finished speaking, he was punched away by the angry monkey girl.
With a touch, the hill behind him collapsed, and the earth roared and trembled continuously.
"You actually have a bad intention to your master. Do you want to die a thousand times?"
"Master, when did you suddenly become arrogant?" Yan Xiaobei stood up and patted the dust on his body. "Look, Master, you punched him just now. How powerful is it? You beat an ordinary person into a paste with one punch. You can't afford to hurt at all, okay?"
The monkey girl suffocated.
Yan Xiaobei walked towards the monkey girl, and the dust on his body fell down, "I think we are very suitable. You have the attribute of shaking S, and I can cooperate with you. Occasionally pretending that you have the attribute of shaking M, and the degree of perversion is quite similar. Well, it is simply a match made by heaven, isn't it?"
The monkey girl couldn't help but retort: "Who is shaking S? You ignorant disciple."
"Master, you are proud again."
"Get out of here."
"Master, can you not want to get married?" Yan Xiaobei said.
"Do you think I will marry you?" The monkey girl sneered continuously, and her eyes looked at Yan Xiaobei full of contempt.
"At least I think we are very suitable. If someone sees a big fuss between us, he will definitely shout together or something. Do you think it's not?" Yan Xiaobei walked to the monkey's side, lowered his head and wanted to kiss the monkey's daughter.
"Get out!"
The monkey girl was furious and knocked Yan Xiaobei out again. Yan Xiaobei was like a shell. This time she cut the dark clouds in the sky, revealing the bright moon.
Yan Xiaobei teleported back to the monkey's side calmly, "Master, stop being arrogant anymore."
"Your stingy sister." The monkey cursed, looked at Yan Xiaobei again, and asked, "I'll ask you, you have a few more wives now."
"Master, I don't know what you are talking about at all." Yan Xiaobei said.
The monkey girl sneered and said, "Although I am a Buddhist saint, it does not mean that I am not proficient in the art of being a good person. When I first saw you, I knew that you are kind-hearted, indecisive, and have a life of love. Women are destined to be a member of the world. Do you think I will marry someone like you?"
"Master, you look like a charlatan now. Do you make it?" Yan Xiaobei said to him.
"Hmph, I want to change the topic, it's so tender. Now I look at you, my face is full of peach blossoms. The flowers are blooming and beautiful. I know that you don't know if you have a woman. Tell me, how many people have you played with now."
The monkey's eyes became more and more contemptuous.
"Master, what you said is too exaggerated." Yan Xiaobei shouted, "I treat every woman sincerely."
"Do you believe this?" the monkey asked back.
Of course Yan Xiaobei didn't believe it anymore. He was so choked by the monkey's daughter that he couldn't say a word. Although he was sincere to every woman he fell in love with, there were occasional other times.
"No man is a good thing." The monkey cursed.
Yan Xiaobei followed her and nodded, "I also think that men don't have many good things. Why not be as good as Master, you continue to keep your noble and cold single, how about you?"
The monkey goddess stared at Yan Xiaobei with a bad look and said gritting her teeth: "What you mean is to make me lonely for the rest of my life."
"Isn't I still there?" Yan Xiaobei patted his chest and said, "If Master, you really want to get married, I will marry you, really."
"roll!"
Although Yan Xiaobei felt that if the monkey daughter married him, he would definitely be happy a hundred times, but the monkey daughter felt that if he really married Yan Xiaobei, he might be in great pain.
The two of them couldn't reach an agreement on this, and they ended up having to break down.
However, Yan Xiaobei proposed a new suggestion. "How about we just fall in love but not get married? Master, if you want to get married, don't you just want to find a man to fall in love happily with you? If you want to find a man to treat you well, you can destroy the treasure you have treasured for countless years..."
bump!
With another punch, the monkey girl did not hold back at all, and Yan Xiaobei flew directly out of outer space.
If you don’t die, you won’t die. You won’t understand.
Can this sentence be said randomly?
Fortunately, Yan Xiaobei also realized his mistake and teleported to the monkey's side. "I didn't say that just now, Master, what do you think of my proposal?"
Monkey girls think it is always weird to fall in love with their apprentices.
Yan Xiaobei said: "This is nothing at all. Think about it from another perspective. Your current man was trained by you. Don't you feel very accomplished?"
After thinking about it this way, the monkey girl suddenly felt acceptable.
But is it really good? I'm dating this guy Yan Xiaobei or something.
The monkey girl glanced at Yan Xiaobei up and down a few times. She was strong and not handsome, but she didn't care. If she was kind to herself, with her identity, he would not neglect herself or show her face. This was indeed not bad.
The most important thing is that she is very familiar with Yan Xiaobei and knows that Yan Xiaobei is definitely not the type of playboy.
She has the magical power of Buddhism, and knows that many men covet their beauty very much, and they have all kinds of disgusting thoughts when dating with them.
If Yan Xiaobei said that, he would not feel disgusted in this regard anymore. In this way, it is quite suitable to be his lover.
But getting married is a bit...
Monkey girls don’t like to compete for favor with those superficial women.
That's too much of a loss. What is your identity and what kind of identity are those people? It can't be better or worse.
Just as he said, he only fell in love but not got married. In this way, his status will be a little more transcendent, and he does not need to compete for favor with other women or get married. It is also good to enjoy the feeling of falling in love between men and women.
In fact, the idea of getting married doesn't appear now.
A long time ago, monkey women had such an idea, but the name of Buddhist saints was too big at that time. Everyone was so scared that they were so ugly that they were full of ugliness. How could they marry such a person?
Chapter completed!