011. [Cat and Dog]
The cat-eared little luoli in front of him was obviously a monster.
The so-called monsters are some creatures that have developed spiritual intelligence.
Just like what is recorded in mythological stories, they accidentally develop spiritual wisdom, absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate themselves and strengthen their own cultivation.
But the essence of the sun and moon is not so easy to absorb, so they usually have to get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, and fuck more than cows.
Their path to practice is more difficult and the years it takes are longer, and it will take decades or even hundreds of years to achieve results.
After such a long time, they constantly strengthen themselves, constantly improve themselves, and make themselves better, and ultimately...
——Become the mount of the gods.
When Lu Xun was watching some mythological stories on the earth, he would think: "Can the gods compare mounts, just like young people compare their cars?"
This picture is quite interesting.
But like on earth, there is really no shortage of "mounts". As long as you have money and your body can bear it, you can ride it every day or several times.
Some are hundreds, some are thousands, and some are even tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands!
——such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, etc.
Lu Xun once regarded Ji Li as a mount when he was on the road, but what he never dreamed of was that he would have a day when he was regarded as a mount.
Could it be that monsters are resentful of the position of "mount" and have had enough of being ridden by others, and riders are becoming popular?
This possibility is quite good, and it feels reasonable.
Seeing that he did not reply, Mao Er Xiaoluoli continued to whisper in a slight voice: "I am named Mao Nanbei. It is your honor to be my mount."
When Lu Xun heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little scared.
She is Mao Nanbei?
This slightly funny name is very famous in "Tianchen".
She only appeared in the middle of the game. She is a great monster with a perverted strength and abuses players like a dog.
She is very popular and can rank among the top NPCs among many female NPCs because the image of Cat Ear Girl is too deeply rooted in people's hearts.
Any posts related to her can easily break through thousands of floors on the forum, and many vulgar players even line up to ask her to abuse her.
But at that time she appeared as a cat-eared girl, but she didn't expect that she was just luoli at this time.
But I think that's right. By the middle of the game, according to the timeline, it's been many years later.
At this moment, Lu Xun was a little excited when he met Mao Nanbei.
It’s not that he has any special hobbies, what excites him is not the image of Mao Nanbei, but... her identity!
He knew very well how special the identity of Mao Nanbei was.
Sure enough, Murong Yan, who was standing aside, couldn't listen anymore. Her fat face was filled with a flattering smile and said to Xiaoluoli: "My uncle, isn't this good to do this?"
Lu Xun was not surprised at the title of junior master's uncle, but Ji Li opened her mouth wide in surprise.
Little Luoli's ghost-killing operation just now shocked her, after all...
——I haven't seen any world.
Now, what she didn't expect was that this powerful little girl is so senior!
The little luoli, named Mao Nanbei, glared at Murong Yan. The smile on Murong Yan's face became stronger, and her fat face looked even more stupid.
Looking at her silly look, Xiaoluoli's violent temper couldn't be revealed.
The sect arranged Murong Yan as her escort, and the arrangement was very stable!
She no longer floated in the air, but turned around and landed on Murong Yan's broad shoulders.
She is fat, and it feels very comfortable to lie on her body.
In addition, Murong Yan is a big girl over 1.85 meters tall, Mao Nanbei sat on her shoulders, which was taller than Lu Xun.
She put her hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Murong Yan: "There is nothing that complies with the rules. Isn't the rules just used to break them?"
When Murong Yan heard this, the expression on her fat face was a little complicated. She said to the little luoli sitting on her shoulder: "Uncle Master, it doesn't matter if you say this outside, you can't let the law enforcement elder hear it."
Mao Er Xiaoluoli shook his little feet in the air and said unhappily: "I am his uncle, can I be afraid of him?"
But why does it sound like a bit hard on the outside but fucking?
"And I didn't say this, it was said by the second senior sister. If you have the ability, he will cause trouble for the second senior sister!" she added.
Sure enough, I was still cowardly at heart.
This state is usually called "milk-hard" when it comes to a luoli.
Mao Nanbei continued to shake his little feet in the air, looking at Lu Xun and said, "How are you thinking about it? As my beautiful mount, there is no shortage of martial arts, magic weapons, or magic medicines, or magic medicines, all of them are missing. How about it?"
The mount is the appearance of a cultivator, and Lu Xun is very beautiful, and she thinks she will be very proud.
Ji Li, who was standing next to Lu Xun, suddenly stretched out her fat hand and gently pulled Lu Xun's clothes.
Lu Xun always talks to her without any taboos, she is afraid that he will also speak to Little Luoli.
She didn't know that Lu Xun was already planning to do something about Little Luoli.
He originally planned to contact Murong Yan through Ji Li and then contact Murong Yan's sect.
It’s not that I’m using Ji Li, so that I can not only fulfill her wishes, but also make a perfect start as planned, which is a win-win situation.
But suddenly a cat appeared...it seemed to have become simpler.
So, he smiled.
His smile was very gentle.
Ji Li has only seen such a smile once, when she talked about practitioners in the teahouse.
Mao Nanbei looked at Lu Xun's smile and became more and more fond of him.
It's really good-looking!
Lu Xun was like a mortal with little knowledge and asked, "Your Excellency is very strong?"
"That's natural!" Little luoli was very confident: "I came here to get rid of a ghost king nearby. You have also seen the hundreds of evil ghosts just now. They are the clones that the ghost king transformed after his death. I cut their heads with one knife!"
The kernel of this sentence is easy to understand: Do you think the smooth operation I just did not have awesome?
When Lu Xun heard this, he was stunned. Has the Ghost King come out? How much experience should a Ghost King be worth! Suck it!
"Is your sect very powerful too?" Lu Xun continued to pretend to be stupid and asked.
"That's natural!" Little luoli raised her head and her chest, as if she was honored.
She has a very high seniority in the sect. The more awesome the sect, the more awesome she looks.
"Then can I go and have a look first and then make a decision?" Lu Xun said again.
This is his ultimate goal!
He has to go to this sect before he can start the legendary "perfect start".
This kind of sect has a large array, and it is difficult to find a small sect without cultivation. You can't sense it at all. Even if it is placed in front of you, you can't see its specialness.
Little luoli raised her eyebrows slightly, she didn't like others to bargain.
But this person is really good-looking, and she doesn't want to miss it.
After thinking for a while, she nodded.
At this moment, Lu Xun showed a more gentle smile.
This smile seemed to hide the tension and expectations of the little villagers when they were about to enter the big city, and it was like the person at the foot of the mountain who wanted to see the scenery on the mountain.
Little luoli didn't know that Lu Xun was not the person at the foot of the mountain.
He has also seen the scenery on the mountain.
At this moment, he just exposed his nature as Lao Yinbi, who loves to play routines.
If we want to take a name that matches the cat, we can call this type of human being a dog.
Chapter completed!