Chapter 327: The Hammer Guards the God Season 2
Sif had no good expression. She was armed angrily, and seemed to be planning to blow up Thor's dog head. But before Salomon answered, she became visible in the naked eye like a deflated puffer fish. She waved listlessly. "Forget it." She said, "I'll leave."
"Don't worry." Salomon raised his eyebrows. "Your status is unshakable. It is recognized by the Father of the Gods and the Queen of Heaven..." Sif shook his head impatiently. "This time it's different." She said, "Sol is serious this time, different from those in the past."
"What else is there to worry about? At most, one hundred years. No matter how long the lifespan of an ordinary person is, it will not exceed this number."
"You want me to wait for a hundred years? Do you think Thor will not fall in love with others in a hundred years? This is not the first time." Sif lowered his head and sobbed like a puppy that was soaked in the heavy rain. "I accompany him to the battlefield and become his right-hand man... What did I do wrong..."
Salomon widened his eyes, and he turned around and looked around, making sure no one suddenly appeared. According to Sif's personality, he might beat the person who saw her like this until these people promised not to say it. "Do you mind having a cup of tea with me?" said the Secret Master, "I also have time to listen to you when I was studying, and maybe we can find out where you did something wrong. Don't look at me like this. Although I only had one love experience, there has been profound research on this kind of problem on earth - at least there is a divination channel in the morning."
Shifu sniffed, and it seemed that her emotional fluctuations had passed. The next step was to draw her sword and threaten Salomon. The secret mage's proposal made her hesitate for a moment. Shifu decided to believe in the mortal in front of her - because Salomon claimed that her love experience was very successful, which was undoubtedly something she needed to learn now.
"How about black tea and sweet cakes?"
"Um."
"So, Saul was in the past..."
"That time doesn't count!" Sif seemed a little struggling because even she herself didn't believe her words. "That was the charming witch who used a spell to confuse him! That was a bitch who liked to charm men! Thor just for a moment..."
"Okay, okay, then next." Salomon skipped the topic, "Who is next? To be honest, I think it doesn't make sense to list the people Thor likes. You may have a bigger problem - Asgard is full of women holding swords, maybe Thor likes girls with no power? Judging from the taste of Thor's lovers so many times, have you avoided the range he likes?"
"I can't do it." Sif announced in frustration that she stuffed the whole cake into her mouth. "I have been taught by court etiquette, but etiquette on the battlefield has no effect at all! Do you want me to humbly abandon my position on the battlefield? That is absolutely impossible! I must prove that I am no worse than Thor..."
"So what?" Salomon interrupted, "Then you can accept the appointment of the Father of the Gods and the Queen of the Heavenly Kingdom with peace of mind. A love affair is not a game, and it is completely unnecessary to fight for a win or loss. Perhaps you should clearly confess to Thor. If he doesn't accept it, you can alienate him. When he takes over, he will stay on the throne and cannot escape! The position of the queen is yours. You can learn from the Queen Friga and take charge of the entire Asahaha - there is a saying on the earth that men conquers the world, and women conquers men. There is no need to glar at me, I am also the one conquered at home. To be honest, I don't object to this situation... Maybe you can go further than Thor, conquer the world, and achieve the merits that make Thor beyond the reach of the world. Perhaps Thor will notice the shining points on you at that time."
Shiv kept silent, and she kept stuffing small sweet cakes into her mouth. Finally, she picked up the teacup and raised her head and swallowed loudly. "Huh..." She let out a long sigh, "I've decided!"
"What did you decide?"
"I want to abandon that blind man!" she said, "You are right. The queen's position is mine anyway, and the life of a mortal is no more than a hundred years, so I can afford to wait. But I want to find Thor first, I want to slap him, I want him to know what he has given up!"
"Very good." Salomon did not have the consciousness of instigating the criminal at all. He was purely the kind of person who watched the fun without much trouble. "Go and let Saul see your nature!"
"What about you? Do you want me to help with anything?" Sif shook his mouth, "I don't like to owe others favors."
"It's really there, listen to me..."
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"Did you know I was in trouble when you came to me?" Jane Foster's current performance is no different from the little girl Salomon said before. The Secret Master said one thing right. Thor does not like women who are proficient in eating meat, drinking, and fighting. She feels very satisfied now - with beautiful lake views and lovers by her side.
"Heimdal can't see you anymore," said Thor. "This means you are no longer on Earth."
"How is this possible?"
"I believe you are neither but not," Thor explained. "The nine kingdoms circling the world trees and surrounding the atrium is like the earth circling the sun. Every five thousand years, these worlds will be connected into a line, which we call 'convergence of celestial bodies'. During this time, the boundaries between the worlds will become blurred, and you may have found one of the intersections. Fortunately, the intersections are not closed, and once the world deviates from the convergence lines, they will lose contact."
"I like your explanation...what will I do?"
"I'll find a way to save you, Jane."
"Your father said..."
"My father is not omniscient."
"Don't let him hear you say that." Queen Friga approached silently. She did not show as disgust as Odin showed when facing Jane Foster. In fact, she was very welcome to every lover of Thor. In addition to the charming witch who had been locked in the dungeon, Queen Friga greeted everyone with a smile. Even Queen Friga also had a sense of pride - her children could attract so many women's attention, and it was difficult not to be proud.
"Jane Foster, this is Friga, the queen of Asgard, and my mother."
Jane Foster suddenly let go of Thor's hand, her face was astonishingly hot. Forget about Odin's angry old man, the queen Friga looked very kind, Jane Foster felt that she was not ready to meet her parents.
"Hello..." She could only spit out this word.
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"You haven't told me that you are going to run around in the Immortal Palace." Sif regretted it very much, so she shouldn't agree to Salomon's conditions. It's a very bad thing to let Salomon enter the backyard of the Immortal Palace to poke his head. This is not a place that anyone can come. She could only follow Salomon step by step to make sure that he won't do stupid things.
Finally, Salomon found a pillar. "It's here." He patted the pillar, "We're here waiting."
"Who are you waiting for?"
Chapter completed!