Jumping into the sea, what kind of sea?

The old man didn't care and blatantly threw the umbrella in his hand on the road, squeezed over shamelessly, hugged his long legs tightly and shared an umbrella.

Long legs frowned: "I bought that umbrella for 20 yuan."

Lin Yi said, "Is that so? I'll give you 40 in the end."

After walking for a while, when I saw him not going home, the woman asked, "Where are you taking me?"

Lin Yi said, "We walk around the campus and walk around the school like the beginning of school."

The long legs gave him a blank look, walked for a long time before sighing and saying meanly: "In the past few years, you have been unfaithful with so many women, and you are so embarrassed to play with my original intention?"

Lin Yi replied shamelessly: "I am drinking and meat passing through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart is left in his mind. You are my Buddha."

The long legs were undeniable and asked softly in the rain, "How many Buddhas do you have in your heart?"

Lin Yi held her hand tightly and said, "You are the only one, the others are Bodhisattvas."

The long legs stopped and looked at him seriously, "What is the difference between this Buddha and a Bodhisattva?"

Lin Yi said guiltily: "The Buddha is supreme, unique, and privileged."

Dalong legs went further and looked at him carefully: "Is there really a privilege?"

Lin Yi resisted and said, "Yes."

The long legs were silent. After staring at him for a while, he grabbed the umbrella and left. It took a long time to see a faint voice coming back:

"If you dare to spread your faith outside in the future, I will not be your Buddha..."

"Okay." The winter rain was so cold that it was blowing on my body, but when the old man heard this, he chased after him warmly and repeated it:

"Don't go back this year, go to Xiangjiang for the New Year with me."

...

In this way, the two of them wandered around the campus for a few times.

In other words, my long legs, holding an umbrella, walked slowly, and deliberately wandered around the campus with a chicken.

This is a punishment. This time, my long legs are very hard, and I don’t hide from anyone even if I am at the umbrella.

When I passed by the umbrella that someone had discarded again, my long legs hesitated for a moment. I picked it up and folded it, so I put it in my hand, and didn't even want to give the followers behind me.

The campus was swaying aimlessly for 40 minutes. If someone hadn't sneezed behind, his long legs would have been harder.

Go out of the north gate, cross the road, and go home.

When I passed by the door of a pharmacy, my long legs paused and went in to buy cold medicine.

Through the glass, looking at his woman taking medicine and paying for it, the old man felt that this time his bitter plan was worth it.

As expected, after returning home, his long legs finally became soft-hearted. Not only did he give him warm water for medicine, he also tied his hair, tied his apron and went to the kitchen to make onion and ginger soup.

Zou’s father and mother looked at all this secretly, and at first they were worried, worried that the two would quarrel outside, otherwise why would this kid be wet all over in winter?

Otherwise, why would my daughter have two umbrellas in her hand?

But it doesn't matter whether you are a quarrel now. Anyway, the one who is in the rain is not his daughter, so he doesn't feel so distressed, so he turns a blind eye. He is also happy for his daughter's strength for no reason, thinking that such a temperament will not be bullied by other women in the future.

Of course, Zou's father and mother were not afraid of their daughter breaking up with Xiaoyi.

If you don't believe it, look.

The way my daughter brought on the onion and ginger soup to Xiaoyi was obviously another scene where the couple quarreled at the bedside.

Taking a hot shower and drinking a bowl of onion and ginger soup, the old man who felt cold all over before came back to life this time, whispered to his own woman, "I'm waiting for you in bed" and went to the master bedroom.

Wu Rong and Leng Xiu had already gone to bed when they saw the opportunity. At this time, only Zou's father and mother who were still pretending to watch TV were left in the living room.

Seeing that Xiaoyi also entered the bedroom, the old couple who had been holding back all night could no longer help it. They both withdrew their gazes on TV, looked at each other, and then directly faced their daughter.

Zou's father pushed Zou's mother with his hand. The latter understood and asked in a low voice without thinking: "What do you say to you?"

The long legs were drinking with a cup of tea. When he heard this, he thought about it and looked up and said to Zou's mother: "I'll go to Xiangjiang with him to celebrate the New Year."

Zou's father and mother looked at each other tacitly again and stopped asking.

Because they know that this is the best answer at the moment.

If the answer is more perfect, it depends on the daughter's own ability. The identity of the two old people is here, and they are soft-hearted and a little bit powerless, and they can't help with emotional matters.

...

Late at night, my long legs had a dream and suddenly woke up. I looked at the hazy outside the window in a daze, then pushed the person next to me and said, "I seem to be pregnant."

Lin Yi, who was half asleep, was completely sleepy and asked covetously: "Really?"

The long legs were a little dissatisfied and asked, "Why, are you unhappy when I am pregnant?"

Lin Yi was speechless, "Happy, how could he be unhappy?"

"Where is the smile on his face?"

Lin Yi's eyes rolled, and his face was filled with a smile.

He had long legs and white eyes. He lay down flat, and then used his slender elbow to elbow and said, "Come on."

"Ah? I gave you this before going to bed, so come?" Lin Yi smashed his mouth and said slowly, "Besides, aren't you pregnant? Are you not afraid?"

Her long legs gathered her hair to the side and continued to urge him: "I'm pregnant in my dream."

"..." Lin Yi turned around and planned to find a condom from the drawer.

The long legs kicked him in time, and blushed and muttered: "I'm pregnant in my dreams, but the reality is not yet. Are you okay? Come up quickly."

Lin Yi glared at her, closed the drawer in a scoundrel and left...

…

The next day, Lin Yi woke up early, glanced at the woman who was sleeping soundly, touched her sore waist, and got up.

Zou’s father and mother got up early. When they saw him come out, they prepared to make breakfast.

Lin Yi waved his hand and said no, he went downstairs to eat some noodles, and was going to Shenzhen City, so he went downstairs.

When they met with Scar, the two of them entered the noodle shop where they often dine. Unexpectedly, they met an acquaintance, Dr. Lu, as soon as they entered.

Lin Yi walked over and sat down and asked curiously: "Why are you here alone for breakfast? You still eat so spicy food, so I don't want your wife and children?"

Hearing this, Dr. Lu shook his head after squirting a bite of pink, with a sad face: "Oh..., stop talking, I didn't expect that raising a child is so tiring. Jia Jia is like a nervous allergy. She always can't feed her, and always find ways to make trouble for me. I am so cowardly and my hair is almost gone."

Lin Yi looked at the fast-retching hairline and smiled and said, "I did lose a lot of hair, but you can still run out to eat alone, it's not that hard, right?"

Dr. Lu said: "You don't understand, aunt, you're blocking the road before marriage, and savior after marriage. Jia Jia is inconvenient today, so I'll find an excuse to come out and change the taste."

Speaking of this, he hurriedly whispered a bite of powder and complained: "What do you mean by saying I'm going to give birth to a child? Now I'm washing shit and diapers hand in hand, I'll send him to school in the future, worry about him getting married, worry about his wife, work, and probably help him take care of his children. I'm always worried. My life is over, and I'm probably going to die before I can get free."

Lin Yi joked after hearing this, "That's not necessarily true. Even if you die, your child will bother you in front of the grave every now and then, making you uneasy in the underworld and bless him at all times."
Chapter completed!