Chapter 45: Mocking
It really fits the saying, Feng Shui turns around, and it may be your turn when it will be your turn.
When Jiang Xinxin saw Ye Tianci still staring at him, she glared at Ye Tianci and said angrily: "What are you looking at!? Do you don't want your eyes anymore?"
"I don't want to see it either, but your place is too conspicuous, it's impossible not to see it." Ye Tianci said and pointed to Jiang Xinxin's two towering peaks.
"Strange hooligan! Are you looking for a beating?!" Jiang Xinxin's face quickly darkened, she made a "beat up" move, and warned sternly.
"No, I won't look at it anymore. That, Jiang SIR, I'm a little thirsty, please pour me a glass of water." Ye Tianci withdrew his gaze and leaned against the chair, looking like a young master, and said lightly.
Originally, he thought Jiang Xinxin would definitely scold him again, but what he didn't expect was that Jiang Xinxin did not refute, but turned around and poured Ye Tianci a glass of water, and then brought it to Ye Tianci.
This behavior made Ye Tianci suddenly feel a little confused. He just said that, just teased Jiang Xinxin. Now Jiang Xinxin really poured him a glass of water, which made Ye Tianci a little confused.
He thought to himself that it is too difficult for a woman to guess, and this sentence does make sense.
Because they were still tense just now, Jiang Xinxin turned into such a reasonable woman in a blink of an eye, which seemed a bit unreasonable.
But since Jiang Xinxin poured him water, he had no reason not to drink it.
Just as he was about to pick up the water cup brought by Jiang Xinxin, Jiang Xinxin raised his hand and all the water in the cup spilled on Ye Tianci's face. His face immediately filled with water, and instantly turned into a chicken with soybean.
He knew that Jiang Xinxin must not be so kind, and now it seems that it is true.
Jiang Xinxin smiled like she was successful, but she still had a very cold expression. She took out a notebook and a pen from her pocket, glared at Ye Tianci fiercely, and said coldly: "Stupid hooligan! This is the consequence of provoking this girl. I tell you, give me honestly, otherwise you will suffer!"
He paused and continued, "If you ask me the next question, you will give me a honest answer. If you dare to be foolish with me, you will be full of teeth!"
Ye Tianci waved his hand very casually, giving Jiang Xinxin an indifferent attitude.
Jiang Xinxin glared at Ye Tianci, and then began interrogation.
"The first question, what are your name?" Jiang Xinxin's expression was very serious, exactly the same as a cold and beautiful woman.
"Ye Tianci." Ye Tianci replied neatly.
"Well, very good, that's it! The second question, how old are you this year?" Jiang Xinxin nodded with satisfaction and continued to ask.
"Guess, haha!" Speaking of this, Ye Tianci suddenly couldn't help laughing. He suddenly felt that this was really interesting. No matter when, the effect of this "Guess" could be immediately effective.
"Guess me or not?" Jiang Xinxin suddenly replied.
"Hahaha, interesting, interesting. I didn't expect that SIR Jiang is also a very humorous person." Ye Tianci praised. Although this kind of conversation was already a mess, it was still so interesting to say it at this time.
Jiang Xinxin suddenly picked up the water cup in front of Ye Tianci, poured the poured water on Ye Tianci's face again, raised her eyebrows and said sternly: "You scoundrel! It's very fun, right?"
"Not fun." Ye Tianci wiped the water from his face and said.
"If you are not fun, be honest. If you don't want to continue being splashed with water, just answer the questions honestly." Jiang Xinxin said with a serious face.
"I must answer honestly, but before I answer, I have something to say." Ye Tianci looked at Jiang Xinxin and said seriously.
"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go if you have fart!" Jiang Xinxin said coldly.
"I'm thirsty, can I pour me a glass of water?" Ye Tianci continued to look like a gangster.
"Answer the question first, and then drink water after answering!" Jiang Xinxin's face darkened, and then continued to ask: "Tell me, are you Gui Geng this year?"
"Gui Geng? You really know how to ask, but if you want to know my age, then first, you have to tell me how big the cup you wear? What do you think? We always focus on integrity in business. If you talk about yours first, I will definitely talk about mine." Ye Tianci pointed to Jiang Xinxin's chest that was about to burst, and said leisurely, then drew a big circle to indicate that her breasts were so big.
"Honesty, your sister!" Jiang Xinxin's face turned red with anger. She really wanted to make Ye Tianci look good immediately, but he is now an important suspect in a murder case.
"You stinky hooligan, you are full of squirting feces. What else would you say except nonsense?" Jiang Xinxin was so angry when she saw Ye Tianci's appearance of success, especially when he still blatantly reminded her that her breasts were too big. Of course she knew the size, but even if she was 36D, it was not the turn of Ye Tianci, a completely irrelevant person, to point fingers, and she also gestured clearly, which was so angry that Jiang Xinxin was so angry.
"I'm just talking casually. If you don't like it, I won't say it anymore, but I can't answer your question." Ye Tianci shrugged and said lightly.
"Ye Tianci, have you lived enough? If you don't want to live anymore, I will send you to the West immediately!" Jiang Xinxin slapped the table in front of Ye Tianci with one hand.
"I haven't lived enough yet, so you don't have to send me to the West. I want to live for a few more decades. When I feel that I have lived enough one day, I will definitely come to you. At that time, you will send me to the West again, how about it?" Ye Tianci became poorer and poorer as he spoke.
"Don't talk to me! I'll warn you one last time. From now on, be honest and answer my questions well. I tell you that my patience is limited. I advise you not to test my patience." Jiang Xinxin's expression at this time had already reached a freezing point.
"Okay, I understand, the last question, to be honest, how big cup do you wear? 36D? 36E?" Ye Tianci said seriously.
"What did you say? Say it to me again?" A cold look ejaculated in Jiang Xinxin's eyes. She was right. Her patience was limited, and Ye Tianci was consuming her patience bit by bit. She was almost at the stage of explosion.
"Jiang SIR, you don't have to be embarrassed. Let me say, as big as your two girls, you have reached the stage of maturity. Isn't this stage just for people to appreciate and enjoy it? If you keep wrapping the two girls so tightly, you may become moldy over time. The so-called life is not lacking in beauty, but what is lacking is the vision of discovery. And I am the one who can discover beauty and knows how to appreciate beauty. So, there are only two of us here, so let me appreciate it, how about it?" Ye Tianci became more and more outrageous, but his expression was still serious.
Chapter completed!