Everything is required and everything is allowed. This can be said to be the creed of Caia's life. If you translate this sentence slightly, it means "I don't want anything, but I do whatever I want." Anyway, happiness is enough! Isn't life just sneaking away quietly with your eyes closed? So as a human being, you should relax your mind and not be an irritable brother. Maybe one day you will die on the spot without getting up. In short, Caia thinks he is still quite happy.

Then...and then he traveled through time and was captured by the foundation.

If God goes to heaven, he will give him another chance! Caia has such a saying that he not only wants to speak, but also speaks loudly!

"Qnmd thief God hurt me!"

Caia considers himself a good person. Although he was poor and miserable before traveling, he was fed a little bit by dog ​​food and was fed a little bit, he still retains the fine tradition of a motherland's flowers. Although he smokes, drinks, scolds people, he has never done anything bad! For example, helping the little loli recover the trapped cat, and volunteers when he has nothing to do! Especially every time he helps those Internet-addicted primary school students tore back the winter and summer homework books that were torn by dogs or broken for some other reason, Caia is very satisfied. As long as one more elementary school student can't touch the computer, he can save the lives of a few more irritable brothers. He is very proud when he thinks of this, but he didn't expect that he would end up being directly punished by God when he hits the computer in the rain...

The reason for all this is indeed because he didn't help the old lady cross the road?... But Capia was so poor that she ate instant noodles every day. He only had this little money. If he even got cheated of this, how could he live? He couldn't do such a thing as eating tree bark.

Alas... it's too late to say anything now. I've traveled through time. It's impossible to get struck by lightning again, right?

Caia raised his volodka and sipped it. He felt a lot of flavors in his heart. Sure enough, bitter wine hurts when he entered his throat!

"What's wrong? Are you worried?"

brightly drank a sip of vodka like Gaia, but he was still a little bit rated about his alcohol content. The man in front of him completely treated the wine as water. Even if he could drink it, he could not compare to Gaia, so he was still in a state of restraint.

"It's okay, let's drink!"

Gaia rubbed her eyes and then clinked her glasses with Bright, accompanied by a whisper: "Comrade, vodka!", and another bottle of vodka was missing in the world.

"Well, I suddenly have a problem." At this time, Bright looked at Gaia's face. This guy had drunk so much wine but nothing happened! Sure enough, should he say he was worthy of being a scp? If it were a human, he would have been drunk long ago!

"What's the problem?"

Caia scratched her head and looked at bright with some confusion. Generally, questions are asked by Dr. Cao Lilailai. The other doctors looked at Caia like monsters, so they would not come to talk to him on their own. However, even Dr. Cao Lilailai had never drunk alcohol with Caia because this guy said he would not drink, but who did he cheat? The bottles of vodka in the office were all seen by Caia! Eat alone and don’t call him brother! He should be looking down on such a person the most! He was so violent that he couldn’t sit still and ran to Cao Lilai’s room. His eyes were open like bull’s eyes, looking like he was robbing. Even Dr. Cao Lilailai was stunned for a moment!

Then... and then Caia knelt down. He hugged Dr. Cao Lilailai's thigh like a lost wife and wrestled for the rest of the afternoon, hoping that Dr. Cao Lilailai would find out with conscience and give him a few bottles... and then there was nothing. Dr. Cao Lilailai is also one of the important personnel of the foundation. How could he surrender? It's just that everything Gaia did for vodka refreshed his shameless understanding again...

Well, I accidentally got it wrong, so I got back to the original topic. Looking at Gaia's slightly puzzled expression, Bright asked: "I heard that you encountered scp-682 and scp-076 in recent tasks, and your time stops becoming time slowing down. Do you have any clues about this situation?"

"No." Caia shook his head and replied neatly, but then he remembered something, "By the way, they all seemed to hear some ridicule, and seeing me was like seeing the enemy who killed their whole family. God knows what's going on..."

"Ah, sacred shit, that's really embarrassing you."

"Yes, their eyes looked at me like the Tibetan mastiff that I once slapped melon seeds. It's not easy for me!"

"Oh, by the way, there is another thing I want to ask you. The question is that under what circumstances will you stop at the time and stop? We all say non-entity attacks are bad. Then let me ask another question, will jump off the building stop at the time and stop at the time and stop?"

"No, I'll just throw it into small biscuits."

"Hmm!? I think the sandwich cookies are pretty delicious. Have you ever eaten them?"

Caya couldn't help but jumped his eyebrows and then replied, "Why are you referring to human flesh-soft biscuits?"

"Well, when I didn't ask." Bright coughed awkwardly and then continued to ask the next question, "What about self-harm? Will self-harm stop when it triggers?"

"If I know, I won't cut my fingers by cooking. Then I'll have made mistakes and cut my fingers off! And where do you have so many problems? Are you here to drink or work?"

Caia complained dissatisfiedly, but the good news is that bright is just this problem. He came to Caia to find Caia and was very interested in him recently. Moreover, as one of the four doctors of the Apocalypse of the Foundation, he never needs a reason to do things (for death)! Anyway, he can still be resurrected when he dies, and dies if he dies! He still wishes that the curse of the amulet on his neck will be invalid and then completely rest in peace. However, as long as this thing is still locked in his soul, he will never die. As long as he dies, he has been used to death! Death is probably the same as sleeping for him now.

But Caia didn't know this. He still didn't remember who bright was.

"Okay OK, let's have a drink! There's still a lot of it, don't worry. Comrade, vodka!"

"Drink!—Every meal!"

......

Immediately afterwards, Caia and Dr. Bright entered the infinite b-blowing stage. The wine was getting more and more, and the two of them blew more and more loudly. Even the passage of time did not feel the passage of time.

"Do you dare to eat shit?" Caia roared. The voice was so loud that even Yegor who was far away in the training ground could hear it. At this time, even Caia was a little drunk, let alone bright. Even if he was restrained, he wouldn't know anything when he was overjoyed. Now he was so drunk that he couldn't find Bei.

"Dare!" Bright shouted and then asked back, "I can rub 682's abdomen with just one piece of paper. Can you?"

"I can!" Caia called without hesitation. Anyway, I wouldn't be really struck by lightning if I blow NB! Besides, the 682 uncle was locked in a hydrochloric acid bathtub by the foundation to take a bath! He couldn't suddenly jump out and beat Caia and the others, right?

"I don't believe it!"

"You don't believe it's my bird's business!? Let me tell you the truth. Not only do I dare to rub the abdomen of Mr. 682, I also dare to slap him the ear melon seeds!"

Caia called out so, and put his hands on his waist, which ruined him.

Suddenly, the alarm at the base sounded again, and the familiar voice of the broadcast made Gaia's expression froze on her face again.

"Warning, scp-682 has broken through containment and dispatch all available mobile contingents. All non-combatants except Class D personnel, please go to Gate C to take refuge immediately!"

Not to mention Gaia now, even Bright realized that he was blowing up NB. He sobered up in an instant. He looked at Gaia and then opened the door of Gaia's room and walked out, but he suddenly found that it was a little dark...

Immediately afterwards, under Gaia's gaze, Bright was stepped on by a huge lizard's feet and turned into a human biscuit without even making a scream.

"Paji--"

The scene was very bloody at one point.

"Damn!"

Caya couldn't help but curse and then ran over to cover Shi Dalin's mouth, making him unable to speak. If it was attractive, Mr. 682's attention would be over. He had no place to run here!

"Don't laugh anymore, shut up!"

682 A crazy roar came from outside, accompanied by the sound of guns firing. Why did this guy go crazy again after taking a bath? And what did he do here? There is no way here to lead him to the ground!
Chapter completed!