Chapter 153 The Bearded Old Man
After my patient inquiry, it turned out to be a false alarm. Just now, this beautiful fox demon was accidentally bitten by this little ghost on the thigh. Now she pounced on my arms pitifully. I felt embarrassed to hold the little red mushroom. After all, in front of so many people, if I find a place without people, I can hug it for as long as I can. Can I not be so in front of everyone?
But this Honger Muliang was frightened and couldn't care about so much. Anyway, she was willing to hold me, maybe holding me can make her feel at ease. Well, thinking of this, I became full of confidence. I am Hua Shuangyi, willing to provide warm shoulders and shelter for all the beautiful Muliang in the world. Welcome to join us, welcome...
With a "bang", as soon as I thought of this, my thoughts were interrupted. A gentle little hand hit my back with a "bang", completely awakening me. "Where is this place? You two are here showing your love and making fun of me. Let's leave immediately. A place of right and wrong, don't stay for a long time!"
The person who photographed me was either Xiao Wanting. It was right for her to let me go quickly. This is the bottom of the river and a yurt made of human skin. It can be said that this place is very dangerous and full of weirdness. It's okay now, but no one can predict what will happen in the next second.
"Honger Muliang, let's go quickly! It's very dangerous here." In fact, Honger Muliang was the victim. They were kidnapped by Yin Liudao and suffered a lot of torture. Now when they left, they were bitten by the little ghost's head. How could she not know the danger here? "Hmm." Honger Muliang agreed obediently, and his cute little mouth pouted, "So what's wrong?" I asked her.
"I'm injured in my leg, can't leave! What should I do?" I thought to myself, what can I do? I'm just a cold salmon, and I plan to use my free coolie, so I said directly, don't do it like this, I can't do it, please. Without saying a word, I carried Xiaohong on my back, Honger Muliang showed a satisfied expression, and her cute little mouth pouted again, "Hmph, this is still the same." I have served like this, it's still the same, Zhu Bajie is just like that. He carried his wife in Gaolaozhuang and became famous in one fell swoop. You said I carried it on my back, why can't I become famous? You said?
Well, after a brief thought, I have thought it through. Zhu Bajie carries his wife and doesn’t want anything. I just carries his wife. It’s very simple. In fact, happiness is very simple, not complicated. We just make this simplicity complicated. Just say me, you say you carry Hong'er on your back, and you still want to become famous. If you use both minds, do you want to be tired. Besides, maybe I’m not carrying my wife, but the fox demon.
After some self-criticism, I felt much more calm. But I wanted to be calm, but some people just refused to let me go. First of all, it was Xiao Wanting, "Oh, it's still our head of Huada who knows how to be pampered with the fragrance and jade, which is not good." I slap my mouth, and I feel that the taste is not very good. Do you think she is praising me or hurting me? For such a small mouth, I have always liked to fight back and use as much strength as I can.
"Hehe, don't forget, when you were injured, how did I treat you, take shit and urine, and scrub your body..." Before I finished speaking, I was interrupted by a scream, "Hua Shuangyi, go to death!" Haha, little girl, you can't cure you, it doesn't matter if you are jealous, but you can't speak sourly. This is my minimum requirement, otherwise, otherwise what, hehe, I won't tell you.
We talked and laughed and walked up the steps. As soon as we reached the middle position, a slightly old and hoarse voice suddenly came into our eardrums, "I said, I said, are you leaving?" "Ah, I'm leaving!" I replied. But after answering, I felt something was wrong. Why? Because this voice is not in our team, but in our team, there are handsome men, beautiful women, young and handsome guys, and no one is as old as that old. He can be grandpa when he hears the sound.
I suddenly remembered that when I first came, from the last step of the corpse ladder, who knew that the dead body suddenly turned around and scared me. At that time, I heard this sound, but then the little devil was the one who turned out to attack me. I remember that I was still confused at that time. Due to the dangerous environment, a new and terrible situation occurred, so I stopped paying attention.
Damn, why did the old and hoarse voice appear again at this time? Oh, I guessed wrong. This voice is not the same as the little ghost. Thinking of this, I was shocked and had a cold war. I thought to myself, my aunt, something is bad, and an old guy suddenly appeared here. It seems that he has to fight.
I am a man, I am a man, of course I will take the initiative in this first battle myself. I put down Hong'er, "Hong'er, be good, you sit for a while, I'll deal with this old man before carrying you." Miss Hong'er nodded, and then said, "Hmph, I won't sit down, and I'll get close to these dead bodies when I sit down!"
I thought about it carefully and it was right. The ladder we are standing on is a corpse ladder after all, and it was made of corpses. It was okay to stand, but it was really not suitable to sit down. "Can you stand?" I asked with concern. "Well, yes, it's okay, in a while, you go to Huashuangyi, kill it, and kill it cleanly!" "Okay, obey the order!" I made a hand knife that waved his hand and chopped down, and jumped off the corpse ladder.
At this time, Xiao Wanting was also one step behind. After I jumped down, she jumped off the ladder of the corpse. "Who is it? Come out and die!" After coming down, Xiao Wanting took out the peach wood sword behind her and shouted majesticly. Looking at her cool and heroic figure, I admired it very much. Yes, this is what a professional woman should look like. She doesn't like Hongzhuang and armed. She went to the kitchen and caught monsters, and could warm the bed! Stop, feeling that her thoughts were a bit dangerous, so I quickly braked and stopped.
People don’t warm the bed with me, so I don’t worry about eating carrots. “Who knows the truth quickly comes out!” Although I don’t have a peach wood sword, I am the head of the Yin-Yang Escort Agency. I don’t know what kind of ghost will appear. No matter what comes out, I will not show mercy to treat ghosts and monsters.
"Cough cough cough cough cough!" Amid the cough, a sloppy old man with a long beard and covered his cheeks, and he couldn't see his face clearly. He was leaning on a crutch, and both ends of the crutch were rotten. I don't know what kind of old man this is, why he was so miserable that he couldn't even afford a decent crutch. Looking at his beard, he obviously hadn't had a clean face and shaved for a long time, which caused his beard to grow wildly like a weed in summer. Later, it was impossible to see his face clearly.
It is estimated that the old man had a hard time walking by himself. He walked out of the partition inside and walked slowly towards us a few steps, as slowly as a baby toddler. Although he was slow to move, I still became more vigilant. This old man came from unknown. Besides, the world is dangerous and people are very complicated.
I often walk around the world. It’s not that I know that sometimes people’s fragility can be disguised. This old man looks weak on the outside, as if he can blow down a gust of wind. But the actual situation is really the case. If it is not, so as soon as this old man leans on me, I feel a little bit in my heart. Well, it’s better to be careful for many people, be careful, there’s no big mistake!
"Stop, what are you doing? When you move forward, I'm not polite with my peach wood sword!" Xiao Wanting also saw something was wrong, shook the peach wood sword in her hand, and shouted at the old man again.
"No, no, heroes, don't touch me, listen to me..." The old man's words almost made me laugh. It's so funny. It's to touch me, who's to you? It's really disgusting. To be honest, I don't want to do it if I touch such a person, and I'm not willing to do it if I hit me to death.
As he spoke, the old man threw away the ragged crutches in his hand, and took off the long hair on his face with both hands. I took it aside. It seemed that the hair on the old man's face was affected by his own vision. Haha, it was so funny. You said how lazy you are, an old guy, and I almost laughed out loud when I saw the old man's action.
After seeing our appearance clearly, the old man gasped and actually clasped his fists at us, "Thank you for saving me, please give me a bow." As he said that, the old man actually bowed to each of me and Xiao Wanting. I couldn't help but be stunned. To save you, where does this start? But it was my first time that an old man of such an old man bowed to me. I guess Xiao Wanting didn't have such an experience. She was suddenly panicked, so she hurriedly said, "Old man, don't be so polite!"
Although we were a little sad, we still didn't let go of our vigilance. After all, this is a strange place. If something happens, no one will regret it for you. "Ahem, don't bow, kowtow?" In order to stop him, I joked. "I'll just snatch it!" The old man was stunned, "Can I just kneel on the ground, can I still get up?"
I smiled wickedly, "I only like to hold other people's heads. As for bowing, I don't like it very much." I used to enlighten him like this, and I was warning him not to act rashly. If I had any unreasonable thoughts, I would take his head away. You're not polite!
"You probably don't know who I am yet?" The old man asked us. This sentence almost made me happy again. I thought to myself, is it important to who you are? Why do we have to know who you are? Really!
Chapter completed!