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#406 [human world is terrible(1/2)

"What did you say?" Old Turtle stretched his head, looking confused. His attention was entirely focused on the fragrant bear meat, and he didn't even hear the name of a dish that He Xiaotian called out clearly.

The same is true for the rest of the people. After all, the way this turtle appears is very special, and it is difficult for people to not notice it.

Everyone was watching it, but who could hear clearly what He Xiaotian was shouting, not to mention his voice was very low.

"Nothing, nothing. Come on, since we are like-minded, let's have a few drinks."

Mr. He DaMang made a fool of himself, and then greeted the old turtle lying on the ground, not to mention how enthusiastic he was.

"Okay, okay, I haven't been able to satisfy my cravings for a long time recently."

Lao Gui was overjoyed and naturally didn't care what He Xiaotian just said.

But the people around me don’t see it that way.

Because the lessons learned from the past are the lessons learned from those behind.

This was how the previous Bear King was warmly greeted to the table for a drink.

Then... there was no more, now they are all put in a basin, and they are fragrant and appetizing.

"Turtle guy?" Roger looked surprised, probably because he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance here.

"Hey, Xiao Luo!" Gui Lao was also surprised. Walking casually on the street, he unexpectedly met the leader of the scavenger.

So, the two started chatting passionately.

On the way, we had a drink.

The atmosphere is so exciting!

He Xiaotian: "..."

If you do this, you will lose me.

It made me seem like I was the one eating and drinking.

"Crunch! Crunch!"

Even though he is an old turtle, he can use chopsticks very flexibly.

His appetite was extremely good. He was holding a bowl of bear meat and his mouth was full of oil.

All kinds of liquor, bottle after bottle.

Fortunately, the basin was not a King Bear, otherwise He Xiaotian would have been distressed.

But even so, the reckless husband was a little unhappy.

Think of Guiling Ointment, which nourishes yin and moisturizes dryness, reduces fire and relieves troubles, clears away dampness and heat, cools blood and detoxifies.

He decided not to dwell on these small losses. If you don’t lose the side dish, you won’t be able to enjoy the big meal!

No matter how much you eat now, I will let you pay back your money with interest later.

"hiss--"

Turtle Man shivered. Why did he feel a little cold? He was carrying his shell.

The wine is not strong enough!

Just as it was blowing on the bottle, He Xiaotian took out a large bottle of medical alcohol from the storage space.

He tore off the label and secretly placed it on the table.

"Half-hearted, I just like to make friends like you. Come on, drink this, this is very strong." He Xiaotian took out the medical alcohol with a smile on his face and handed it to Gui Lao.

"Thank you... thank you... thank you..." Gui Lao smelled of alcohol. From the beginning to now, he had drank more than ten bottles of white wine, and his whole brain was a little dizzy.

of.

It is soaked with alcohol in a daze, unscrew the bottle cap - blow it and it's done!

"He's a great person." He Xiaotian didn't forget it, holding his fief... turtle.

When Gui Lao heard this, he drank even more.

Roger: "..."

If I read it correctly, this should be medical alcohol with the label removed, right?

Why, you want a plate of drunk turtle!!

He winked at He Xiaotian repeatedly, warning him not to go too far.

One by one, I was avoided by reckless men without even looking at them.

In this series of battles, I have just defeated a big boss, so I am not allowed to make up for it?

Besides, we don’t need your help, I guarantee that it will pass away without any pain at all!

Roger seemed to understand what He Xiaotian meant and rolled his eyes.

God died without pain!

If you can't read my gaze, can you stop making trouble?

I don’t know whether Turtle had drunk too much or was too arrogant.

I didn't even notice the strange atmosphere at the dinner table.

Especially the expressions on the faces of the three special chefs, the cute trio, the skinny boss and others, who are about to put the food on the plate.

Even if it is a little vigilant, it won't be like this.

It's a pity that Roger is sitting next to him.

In Gui Lao's mind, which bastard would dare to attack the scavenger leader in front of him?

And not everyone can figure it out.

A man of great skill is bold, nothing more than that.

He Xiaotian watched Gui Lao drink the medical alcohol in one gulp, then handed over another bottle with a smile.

"belch!!"

When he saw this, he took it and drank it without saying a word.

When he got the storage space, he immediately went to prepare some first aid supplies.

What I was thinking about was that one day I would accidentally get injured and it would come in handy.

As a result, it has not been used so far.

Now, a box of medical alcohol has come in handy.

Money is not wasted.

"Tons, tons, tons~~~"

Gui Lao stared at He Xiaotian with blurred eyes, put down the bottle in his hand, and shouted.

"Any more?"

Mr. He Damang was very embarrassed, and all the boxes were gone.

You, why don't you fall?

"You can drink something less strong. I'm not picky, old turtle. But what kind of meat is this? It's so fragrant that I can't stop eating it." The turtle man picked up a piece of bear meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it.

road.

"This is dog meat." He Xiaotian said casually. It is a trivial matter and there is no need to make it public.

"Nonsense, this is not dog meat. I killed a lot of them some time ago." Turtle Man was obviously not a fool like the Bear King. He chewed it carefully and then said, "A little bit... wait a minute.

...It’s bear meat, it must be bear meat!”

"Did you sing it?" He Xiaotian looked surprised. He was still a knowledgeable old turtle even though he couldn't tell.

"Hey, I've lived for many years. You can't fool me if you want to. Your meat is not only chewy, but it also contains rich spiritual energy, which is very nourishing." Turtle Man shook his head, looking like he was very knowledgeable.

of.

When it lowered its head, it didn't notice that the light in He Xiaotian's eyes was getting brighter and brighter.

What a great year, what a great boost!

"Well, let me tell you. Have you heard of King Bear? The father and son are both in the basin."

"???"

When Gui Lao heard this, he was completely shocked.

What the hell, this is King Bear’s meat.

"Old, old, old...old friend...you died so miserably..." Turtle Man howled and cried, not to mention how sad he was.

But in the blink of an eye, he picked up another piece of bear meat and ate it even more happily.

"smell good."

Everyone: "..."
To be continued...
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