Chapter 279 Ancestral Yunnan old military doctor
During this period, Qin Shousheng was worse than death and felt uncomfortable all over his body.
He wanted to go to the hospital for examination n times, but he was worried that he would be recognized. After all, the disease he had was too disgraceful. If his colleagues and students accidentally found out that he was a role model and even contracted a disease of flowers and willows. Don't expect to continue to stay in school in the future.
A few days ago, he saw the clinic in a small advertisement on the street. Although he was worried that it might be a liar, he still came. After all, there is no other hope at the moment.
The problem is that this clinic is too dilapidated, with all kinds of debris piled up everywhere, including old shoes, washbasins, and sewing machines. The only thing that shows is the clinic is a blood pressure meter on the table, and a lot of medicines in the cabinet next to it that cannot be named and have no labels.
There was only one person in the entire clinic, that is, the old military doctor. I couldn't tell how old he was. He had a big back, a goatee under his jaw, and a blue Tang suit. With his outfit, as long as he changed the sign at the door, he would immediately become a fortune teller.
Qin Shousheng looked at the old military doctor with a panic and said in a crying voice: "You must save me..."
The old military doctor's face was calm and steady. He first took Qin Shousheng's pulse, and then said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, I have a secret recipe passed down from ancestors. You just need to go home and take it for three days."
"Really?"
"Of course." The old military doctor said mysteriously: "I am a national confidential formula. I don't usually take it out. It depends on how anxious you are. We two are destined to give it to you."
Qin Shousheng suffered all kinds of physical and mental torture. When he heard this, he seemed to see a bright lamp in the darkness and asked hurriedly: "Doctor, is it really effective? Will the disease be cured?"
"Do you doubt me?" said the old military doctor, pointing to a bunch of banners on the wall: "If you don't believe me, you must trust other patients."
These pennants generally read "The wonderful hand is rejuvenating" and "words like "medical parents' hearts".
The Chinese people have a strange mind. They like to give banners when they are favored by others, and they like to show banners when they give favors.
The more banners there are, the more awesome this person is. In fact, this thing has no authority. It can be customized for a few dozen dollars, and the content is universal.
Speaking of which, the content on the pennant is just like a woman’s promise, and can be sold at 30% off.
Qin Shousheng was an intellectual after all, and he would not believe these things easily. He asked suspiciously: "What can this prove?"
The old military doctor seemed to have expected this kind of doubt. He immediately opened the drawer and took out a newspaper clipping, dipped it in saliva and opened it for Qin Shousheng to read: "This is an exclusive interview made by the newspaper for me... The above analyzed in detail the magical effect of my ancestral secret recipe, saying that I was Bian Que and Hua Tuo was reborn, and there were many follow-up visits from patients. Can the words in black and white be fake?"
Qin Shousheng looked carefully: "What newspaper is this?"
"Several newspapers, do you know what they are? You don't know if you say it." The old military doctor said again, "I am an old Chinese doctor from the ancestral age and I won't lie!"
"Aren't you an old military doctor?"
"Ah... I am an old Chinese doctor from the ancestral world. Because of my outstanding contribution, I was specially recruited into the army to engage in medical research."
"Oh." Qin Shousheng thought for a moment, and finally decided to believe it, looking at the old military doctor eagerly: "Then see how I treat this disease."
"I use precious Chinese herbal medicines for this medicine, which have no side effects, but it is hard to come by." Seeing another fish caught, the old military doctor couldn't help but be happy: "I will prescribe three courses for you first, each course of treatment costs 10,000 yuan..."
Qin Shousheng was shocked: "So expensive?"
"It's already very cheap. If you go to a large hospital, you will have to take 100,000 to 80,000 yuan for one treatment." The old military doctor looked at Qin Shousheng and looked bitter: "This is just the money for medicine. You have to do all kinds of examinations. You have to do everything you don't have to do. B-super, ct, MRI... A MRI will cost 8,000 yuan. If you have too much money, you have no place to spend it, even if you go to that big hospital!"
The old military doctor was spitting everywhere, looking like a pyramid scheme, but he accurately grasped Qin Shousheng's psychology.
Anyone who comes to such a clinic will do something shameful, but is afraid that others will know. Therefore, as long as they can keep up with their eloquence, they will basically leave the money in their pockets obediently.
"Ten thousand yuan..." Qin Shousheng had not much savings, so he was cheated of so much by Si Hongchu, and now he was very close to his hands. He looked at the old military doctor and said in a negotiated tone: "I don't have that much, can I give it a little discount?"
The old military doctor waved his hand and used a trick to get: "Then you go find another cheap place!"
"But..." Qin Shousheng was embarrassed, hesitated for a while, and asked, "You didn't have any examinations, just prescribe me medicine. Maybe I'm not sick!"
The old military doctor thought to himself: "The people who come to me are all brain-related..." He hasn't opened it for a long time. Finally, a Qin Shousheng came today. The fat sheep delivered to the door will not be slaughtered in vain, so he insisted on the price and did not let go: "Traditional Chinese medicine emphasizes looking, listening, asking and touching. As soon as you enter the door, you will understand your condition through your complexion and take your pulse. You will basically know the condition. If you can't believe me, go to a large hospital for a examination. Maybe it can be confirmed for 30,000 to 50,000 yuan. As for this medicine, the price is not cheap at all."
"What medicine is so expensive?"
"I've told you that there are many precious Chinese herbal medicines..." The old military doctor said the names of a lot of medicinal materials, a large part of which Si Hongchu had never heard of. Then he told Qin Shousheng: "My medicine is a disease to cure diseases. If it is not a disease, it can nourish yin and yang to nourish kidney yin deficiency and kidney yang deficiency. If you are sick, no matter what the thing below you are rotten, as long as you take it internally and externally every day, keep it back to its original state, and you can still ten times a night..."
After saying that, the old military doctor took out a pack of medicine for Qin Shousheng to see. Qin Shousheng didn't understand medicine at all. Even if the old military doctor took out a pile of grass roots and tree bark, he couldn't tell the reason.
However, after all, Qin Shousheng believed 60% of the time he saw the real thing. With the mentality of giving it a try, he began to bargain. He was such a stingy person who had already practiced the good skills of bargaining, and in the end he actually told each course of treatment to 2,000 yuan.
The old military doctor agreed helplessly, but Qin Shousheng was still careful and only took one course of medicine to see the effect.
When Qin Shousheng left, the old military doctor came out immediately, looked around and saw that no one was there, took off the sign at the door, and latched another one.
Recently, the military license plate was rectified, and the old military doctor was worried that the military doctor would also be rectified. The new brand reads "Old Chinese doctors passed down from ancestors, specializing in treating gynecological diseases."
At this time, Si Hongchu walked into the clinic and smiled at the old military doctor: "I have SARS AIDS cancer, how to treat it?"
The old military doctor was counting money happily, glanced at Si Hongchu, opened his mouth and said, "SARS AIDS cancer? You have come to the right place. I have been practicing medicine for decades and specialize in treating SARS AIDS cancer!"
"Do you know what SARS AIDS cancer is?" Si Hongchu was a little angry, and the other party actually tricked Qin Shousheng. Isn't this equivalent to stealing his job?
The old military doctor was stunned and then remembered that he had never heard of this disease. However, he had been cheating for decades and had the ability to adapt: "Is this... This is a rare kind of sex
Diseases are mainly caused by human breasts
Cephaloma virus causes genital blisters
rash……"
"Fuck!" Si Hongchu was almost angry and laughed: "This is a disease made up in Guo Degang's crosstalk. Are you doing medical treatment in Deyun Club!"
"Ah?" The old military doctor stood up suddenly: "You are here to make trouble!"
"That's right." Si Hongchu nodded honestly: "I'll give you an afternoon to move all the things away, and the clinic will close tomorrow."
"Why did you ask me to close the clinic? What are you doing?"
"I'm the one who is doing the way for heaven!" Si Hongchu said, kicking the table, rubbing against the ground and sliding, making a harsh sound, pushing the old military doctor and hitting the wall.
The things on the table fell all over the floor, the blood pressure meter broke, and the mercury inside flowed out.
Si Hongchu punched him, and a blood arrow flew out on the cheek with two front teeth.
"If you mess with you, you'll make a fuss..." The old military doctor looked at Si Hongchu in horror. Because he had lost two teeth, he spoke with his mouth full of wind: "You are mentally ill!"
"I am a ancestral mental illness, specializing in treating old Chinese medicine!" Si Hongchu smiled coldly: "I don't want to make things difficult for you, but if you don't get out of here, you will have to vomit twice as much as you eat!"
After leaving the clinic, Si Hongchu returned to school, and the physical education class was over.
From afar, Si Hongchu found that Wang Zi was chasing Lan Xuan, as if he was talking about something.
Lan Xuan smiled and shook her head, ignored Wang Zi and left alone.
In the afternoon, Lan Xuan asked for leave and never saw anyone.
It was not until this time that the students began to discuss Qi Yunhao's case. Zhang Yilei sighed: "My boyfriend was having such a case, but he didn't expect Lan Xuan to be so calm..."
"What do you know!" Liu Li glared at Zhang Yilei and said thoughtfully: "There must be something between Lan Xuan and Qi Yunhao!"
Zhang Yilei hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"
"The Qi Yunhao case broke out too suddenly. All departments acted quickly. The Industrial and Commercial Bureau revoked its corporate license and the Public Security Bureau arrested the parties... What did they do in the past ten years?" After a pause, Liu Li continued: "It is obvious that someone is punishing Qi Yunhao!"
Zhang Yilei immediately nodded: "It makes sense!"
"Also, Lan Xuan's family has such a big force, and can help Qi Yunhao settle it. Why didn't Lan Xuan's family do anything?"
Zhang Yilei asked stupidly: "Why?"
"So I said there was something wrong between them. Maybe Lan Xuan didn't want to continue getting along, so she deliberately did something like this and broke up with Qi Yunhao."
"Damn!" Zhang Yilei was stunned: "Is it still quite dangerous to be a son-in-law for a noble family?"
Liu Li is worthy of being a social sister and can get a lot of gossip. This remark is not her original name, and some experts in the school have long analyzed it, which surprised Si Hongchu because it is very close to the truth.
The next day, Lan Xuan came to class normally, and a morning passed quickly. She was as calm as yesterday, and she could not see anything unusual.
As soon as the bell rang at noon, Chen Peng came to Si Hongchu with a sneer and asked, "Did you forget anything?"
Before Si Hongchu could answer, Cao Jian immediately said, "Where is your sponsorship?"
The agreement with Jin Dabiao is at this time. Jin Dabiao is busy with show off all day long, and I don’t know if he will be concerned about this matter. Si Hongchu really doesn’t have much support for this uncle.
Si Hongchu was about to call Jin Dabiao, but someone suddenly pushed open the door of the classroom. Jin Dabiao strode in: "Classmates, I'm here!"
Jin Dabiao is a media celebrity, and few people in the class don’t know about it.
When all the classmates saw a celebrity appearing in his class, they were stunned because the celebrity was actually wearing a cuckold.
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