"Okay." Sikong You agreed, writing hard and writing a full article.

Si Hongchu hurriedly snatched it up and looked carefully. He thought that the prescriptions prescribed by a great man like Sikong You must be extraordinary, such as the shit that a ten thousand-year-old turtle was pulled by a 80-year-old virgin.

Blood, the bag that the Zhengtai Furnace pipe is pulled down

Sparg.

When reading online novels, it seems that old Chinese doctors are like this. If they don’t, they will not be able to show their superb skills.

What Si Hongchu didn't expect was that it was filled with some very simple medicines, and even two Western medicines were prepared.

"how so?"

Sikong You glanced at him: "Why isn't this?"

"This prescription is too simple, even I can prescribe it."

"Don't worry about whether it is simple or not, it's fine."

"Do you don't have any secret recipes for ancestral history?"

"Secret recipe?" Sikong You slowly turned his head and looked at Si Hongchu, and smiled coldly: "Have you read too many online novels and think that the so-called secret recipe passed down thousands of years ago can cure all diseases."

Si Hongchu scratched his head: "Isn't it?"

"First of all, scientific research has proved that people's IQ was lower than now thousands of years ago; secondly, due to the conditions at that time, people had limited understanding of the natural environment and science; again, the technology was even more backward at that time, and it was completely incomparable to today. Do you think that people at that time could develop a prescription that is more sophisticated than today's medical science under such circumstances?" After a pause, Sikong You then said: "Today's medical science extracts the active ingredients in raw materials, and then combines different active ingredients to make medicines for different diseases. The measurement is accurate to at least micrograms. The raw materials of traditional Chinese medicine are of different grades, and are limited by processing methods. The effective ingredients in the same medicinal materials are different. How effective can you just use such a small scale to roughly weigh a portion of the medicine? "

Si Hongchu nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense."

"For example, Tibetan doctors have been very popular in recent years, and they seem to cure all kinds of diseases. However, before liberation, the average life expectancy in Tibet was only 30 years old. It took the government more than half a century to double the average life expectancy by improving sanitation and medical conditions. It is effective to kill people when it sees Tibetan doctors being incompetent to save people." With a snorting, Sikong You said disdainfully: "The Chinese have a bad nature. They always think that their ancestors are good, and they hold their feet that are smelly and long for thousands of years and don't let go. If, after thousands of years of development, the Chinese are actually not as good as their ancestors. It can only be said that they will be more and more trapped and will be exterminated."

"Although the words are ruthless, they make sense." Si Hongchu nodded in agreement: "Although I don't understand medicine, I understand martial arts. There are many common truths between the two."

Sikong You smiled slightly: "The son can teach you."

I can learn so much with Sikong You. Just this conversation made Si Hongchu suddenly realize that there was only half a day of class tomorrow, so I planned to continue to study.

However, just after school the next day at noon, Zhang Yilei stuffed a ticket: "Let's go together in the afternoon!"

Si Hongchu didn't understand: "What are you going to do?"

"Don't you know that Zou Libo was hired as a visiting professor at our school and gave a speech in the auditorium in the afternoon." With a smile, Zhang Yilei said proudly: "This ticket is very popular, I finally got it."

In Si Hongchu's impression, Zou Libo seemed to be a comedy actor and is now considered a famous comedy master.

Si Hongchu didn't understand what was a comedy. He watched Zou Libo's video online, but he was just standing in front of the stage and talking various online jokes.

Strangely, just such a simple thing can make a name for itself.

Speaking of which, Zou Libo has a primary school degree. Even if he has been to middle school, he is still an art school, but he can be a visiting professor in first-class universities in the country. This shows how important fame is.

You can be shameless, but you can't be without a name.

It is precisely because actors can be professors that professors are no longer valuable now, and they are often called beasts.

The first to depreciate before the professor was college students, and the depreciation rate was N times that of professors. Even if the actors became professors, they could not cope with so many college students today.

With the expansion of college enrollment year after year, college students are now becoming cheap. As for what level of college students are, there is a good comparison:

The Seven Monsters in Jiangnan plus one Hong Qigong trained Guo Jing, who was born dull, into a great hero. Wang Chongyang's martial arts skills are unique in the world, and he teaches seven of them one by one, and teaches a group of waste from the Quanzhen Sect.

Si Hongchu felt that he was a talent that surpassed Guo Jing, but he was mixed with Quanzhen Sect and learned the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing with the opera singer, but he couldn't find where Huang Rong was.

In any case, Si Hongchu wanted to know what this primary school student could teach college students, so he didn't go to Sikong You in the afternoon, but came to the auditorium with Zhang Yilei.

In the past, there was a name for the university "ivory tower", because it was closed and not stained with dust.

Although universities in these days are society and should not have any interaction with the entertainment industry, today's academic circles are generally vulgar, so all kinds of entertainment figures with straw mixed in.

The auditorium was crowded with people, and all the leaders who were rarely seen came. Several principals shook hands and greeted Zou Libo one after another, and gave high praise.

The flashing lights around him kept firing, recording every moment when the comedy master became a professor, making the whole thing full of comedy colors.

Suddenly someone shouted: "Zhan Yueran is here."

With the sound of "brushing", all the shots were pointed at the door. Zhan Yueran, wearing a luxurious dress, slowly walked into the venue with a smile under the escort of two men in suits, and often waved to the teachers and students around him, which looked like the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival.

Zhan Yueran is very low-key in Jinghua's life. She always wears casual clothes and a pair of sunglasses. However, it is not difficult to see her on campus. Teachers and students were curious at first and often asked for photos and autographs, but gradually they became accustomed to it.

Now, Zhan Yueran appears in the original appearance of a star, and the situation is different.

The whole auditorium made a shocking noise, and the atmosphere reached the end of the day. The students kept shouting: "Zhan Yueran!"

There are also singers who will spontaneously play the signs and use lamp beads to form words like "Yong Ai Yueran".

For a moment, Zhan Yueran almost stole Zou Libo's limelight, but Zhan Yueran only came to make a guest appearance as a guest.

After she went on stage, she smiled and nodded to Zou Libo, saying hello, and then sat aside.

Although they all come from the entertainment industry, the relationship between the two is average.

More importantly, Zhan Yueran came to study, but Zou Libo was a professor with a face-to-face appearance. This shows the quality of the two of them.

For Jinghua's leaders, the school first had a big star student and then a big star professor, which made a lot of face.

The vice principal made the opening remarks in a trembling voice, and then invited Zou Libo to the stage, and the speech officially began.

Amid the students' non-stop applause, Zou Libo first smiled and greeted, then cleared his throat and said slowly: "Eat garlic just by eating it, no matter how smelly others smell; drinking coffee is to swallow the bitterness by yourself and sprinkle the fragrance on earth..."

The title of this speech is "You Want to Be Elegant", which is said to call on contemporary college students to resist the phenomenon of vulgar culture and consciously pursue elegant art.

But after all, Zou Libo said that it was all about coffee and garlic.

To sum up, drinking coffee is elegant and eating garlic is vulgar.

As a Northeastern native, Si Hongchu was very loving for garlic. At first, he could barely accept this speech, but later he couldn't listen to it: "Listen to symphony, to read online novels with vulgarity; to read human body art, to tell dirty jokes with vulgarity... What are these theories?! You are numb to all those who do vulgar things, and you usually talk about elegance!"

Zhang Yilei sighed: "So this is a stupid guy!"

"Drink coffee and garlic, autumn water will grow in the sky." Si Hongchu said, and stood up: "Let's go!"

The two left the venue, and Si Hongchu recalled the speech and felt very angry.

A banner that welcomed Zou Libo was hung opposite the venue. Si Hongchu saw that there was no one around and took out a paint pen and wrote seven big words on it: "Zou Libo is stupid B".

It was a coincidence that Si Hongchu finished his speech as soon as he finished writing.

Zou Libo did not accept the questions from the students. He walked out of the venue proudly surrounded by the school leaders, but as soon as he left the door, he saw the seven words.

The school leader was stunned: "This...this..."

Looking at Zou Libo again, his face was blue and purple, and his whole body was trembling, making people worried that he would be carried over to anger at any time.

At this moment, a girl suddenly jumped out, pointed to the banner and began to accuse her, and finally cursed the person who wrote the banner. When she was moved, she burst into tears and started to cry.

Zou Libo was very pleased because he had such a hard-core fan at school and could protect himself so hard. He walked over and patted the girl on the shoulder, and spoke like the central leader: "Little boy, what's your name?"

"My name is...my name is..." The girl choked and said, "My name is Zou Li..."

There was a silence around first, and then burst into laughter, and even the school leaders couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Yilei kept poking Gu Si Hongchu: "It's so funny, your banner is well written..."

"Then you laugh slowly, I'm leaving."

"what?"

"I still have something to do." Si Hongchu will not forget that the club will have activities tonight, and the martial arts halls in the society will come to learn about kung fu.

When they arrived at the event venue, Si Hongchu found that all the people had arrived and the members of the club were not missing. It seemed that they didn't even go to Zou Libo's speech, and they were just watching how Si Hongchu settled the martial arts hall.

All the members sat on the right side of the venue. Si Hongchu looked to the left and couldn't help but be surprised: "Good guy!"
Chapter completed!