[0578] It's more euphemistic than saying death
Hao Jun is neither humble nor arrogant, "You two, please rest assured. What I have sold are Guanyin, Laughing Buddha, God of Wealth, Arhat, Birthday Star, Guan Gong, Zhong Kui and other figures and superimposed figures of festive wealth, and the other figures of cicadas, carp, elephants, crabs, beans, lilies, lotus, persimmons, peanuts, pine, bamboo, orchids, chrysanthemums and other animals and plants with beautiful meanings. Most of the auspiciousness in your mind is still in my hands and is kept for the emperor."
Qianlong nodded, "What are you keeping? Tell me."
"The auspicious figures include black trunks, white tigers... sailboats, treasure vases... Ganoderma lucidum..."
Hao Jun said forty or fifty in one breath, and Qianlong was dumbfounded, "Mr. Qin, you know everything! You are just talking nonsense, right?"
Hao Jun smiled, "Do you want to say it again? I can say it word by word, I'm afraid you don't remember it all."
Qianlong waved his hand, "No need, besides these, what are the graphics in the night pearl you left behind?"
"Forbidden City, Arrow Tower...Drunk Weng Pavilion, Tengwang Pavilion...Shant Mount Tai...Big Dipper...Yangtze River, Yellow River, etc., there are more."
"The foundation is profound! The artistic conception is profound! The world is vast and the earth is great! Not bad! Alas, does it have auspicious patterns?"
"Yes, the animal and plant graphics and charms are different from the ones I mentioned before, such as grapes, pomegranates, gourds, etc., which are all your royal favorites, and there are also."
Hao Jun's voice stopped abruptly! He said in his heart that his mouth was a little fast, and he actually said something the royal family liked!
He glanced at the sight of his eyes and happened to collide with Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan's eyes!
Qianlong's face darkened and he sneered: "It turns out that Mr. Qin has been acting!"
Hao Jun felt it was impossible to pretend to be confused, so he simply replied: "Didn't you always act? You like acting so much. As a citizen of the Qing Dynasty, shouldn't I cooperate with you?"
Qianlong laughed instead of anger, "Don't avoid the important things. The acting I mentioned started when you showed the Night Pearl to Miss Shen! No, think about it carefully, you and those jade dealers may be in the same group! Your layout is very deep!"
Hao Jun was stunned for a moment, then was also angry and laughed, "Your brains are too big! How can I have so much free time?"
"Brain? What, what brain?"
Hao Jun simply explained it blindly, "That is, you dare to think too hard, and you may have to think about it with a hole in your head to have such a strange idea!"
Qianlong paused for a while, "Is it?"
Hao Jun interrupted him: "Your Majesty should take care of your guards first. If you always hold a musket, your arms will be sore. The accuracy of that thing is not good. If your hands tremble, the whole country will mourn."
Ji Xiaolan shouted loudly: "Qin Rui is bold! How dare you say disrespectful words!"
"Great disrespect? Which sentence? The last national mourning? Lord Ji, how do you want me to express it? It's much more tactful than saying that you die, right?"
Qianlong raised his hand to stop Ji Xiaolan and continued to do, "Qin Rui, can you actually see the guards of the Firearms Camp?"
"For your blessing, you have to put a teacup heavily when you are idle, I noticed how afraid of you the two cooks are. Logically speaking, the cook should have been found by Lord Ji from the local area. You should not be afraid that you, an official from another place, are more afraid than Lord Ji. Lord Ji and Miss Shen's awe of you also made me suspicious. You are not a rank-level official, so that's it! Moreover, today the house is surprisingly quiet, and there is a scent of noisy. So many doubts gather together, I have to investigate."
"What's there?"
"I didn't look carefully. They couldn't threaten me anyway. I just wanted to confirm who you are. There are twelve guards in iron armored robes in the middle hall, in the wing room, behind the rockery, outside the flower wall. Once again, friendly reminder, the guards in the wing room lifted the musket when they yelled me to act, and now their arms began to shake. If you want him to shoot, hurry up, put them down quickly. Don't leave the fire. If you hurt you, you may have serious consequences of great disrespect. Alas, I didn't say that the whole country was mourning, nor did I say that the serious consequences of great disrespect are. You understand it yourself."
Shen Mingyi felt that the atmosphere was not as nervous as before, so he spoke, "Mr. Qin is really good at joking. Is there any difference between your words and your words together?"
Qianlong captured Hao Jun's words, "What do you mean when you say they can't threaten you?"
Hao Jun shrugged, "Is it easy to understand? It's literal! In my opinion, the musket is not much different from the fire stick, let alone the bow, crossbow, sword, etc., should you try it?"
Qianlong's open mouth was not closed for a long time, and Ji Xiaolan hurriedly rescued the scene: "Qin Rui, don't tease the emperor like this, swords and guns are ruthless, how can the body and mortals compete? Leave no gossip, the weather is cold, winter is powerless, and the dishes are cold. Come on, eat a few bites of hot pot to warm up. The emperor also quickly eat a few bites of hot pot to warm up. Wu Niang, go to the kitchen to urge it, take the barbecue and charcoal stove, and remove these dishes to warm up."
Shen Mingyu responded and got up and went to the kitchen.
However, neither Qianlong nor Hao Jun moved.
Qianlong's tone eased a lot, "Mr. Qin, are you telling it seriously?"
"Of course it's true!"
Hao Jun's bronze arm can even be used as a joke on missiles, but what kind of muskets, crossbows, swords and swords are there?
However, it is just a bronze arm. Apart from this, it can almost be regarded as a physical body, unless the fire jade lotus in the body is "deception".
So, Hao Jun really can't give Qianlong this opportunity to see the new things. What if he really wants to see it? Can he just let them face the bronze arm power?
Hao Jun's mouth curled slightly, "Your way, Master, in order to avoid the ruthless injury of swords and guns, I will retreat outside the pavilion for the time being and treat it as a show of wine for you."
Qianlong's brow jumped, "Does Mr. Qin want to show his amazing martial arts?"
"It's not a shocking martial arts, I just want the emperor to understand that if I really want to be unfavorable to you, don't say that you and I sit around the same table, no matter how far you hide, you can still cause serious consequences of being disrespectful!"
Qianlong took a deep breath and shouted, "Don't be impatient!"
He called it to the guards, and then raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation to Hao Jun.
Hao Jun took two steps back, shook his body, and had already appeared next to the stone lamp twelve or three meters away on the left. He swept his left arm and heard a roar. The stone lamp like a small tower like a floor-to-ground was smashed into pieces by the bronze arm!
Hao Jun did not stop, and two leaps passed twenty or thirty meters. While floating down, he slashed another stone lamp from the top and hit the ground with one arm!
Qianlong and Ji Xiaolan's eyes twitched wildly!
There was another thunderous sound. The charcoal stove that the chef who followed Shen Mingyu was so scared that it fell to the ground. The barbecue became dirty. The fragments of the charcoal stove and the charcoal inside made the chef scream!
Shen Mingyi was also so scared that his face turned pale. Fortunately, he was not scalded, but what was going on in front of him? The emperor passed away... no, is it because the talks collapsed?
Chapter completed!