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Chapter 87 Those things the troops have to do

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The troops also have many unspoken rules, such as sandblasting.

The small repairman had to shovel all the paint on the boat, then remove the rust inside, and finally apply the paint on.

But the problem is that the process is not that simple. To be honest, if your paint is adjusted very well, then you will also be very good when shoveling the paint. But you must understand that not everyone's paint is adjusted very well.

For example, there are aliens like me!

If you make good paint, you will shovel it and it will be a piece of it. If you make bad paint, it will stick chewing gum to the surface of the boat and cannot move.

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At this time, we will talk about sandblasting that I mentioned at the beginning. Sandblasting is a method for large-scale paint removal in the shipyard. Simply put, it is to spray yellow sand, and use an extremely high-power spray head to remove the paint on the entire ship.

However, this kind of operation will not spray overtime parts, that is, it only targets the hull part. However, the old squad leader who knows the rules will take the initiative to stuff two packs of cigarettes to the sandblasting master, and then let him slightly raise the faucet when blasting the sandblasting.

Although it is just a little too high for the other party, it saves a lot of time for us.

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Don’t ask me why sandblasting is that simple, why don’t you let the sandblasting master spray the entire ship directly?

Because the sandblasting force is very strong, theoretically speaking, except for the hull, weapons and equipment will cause wear and tear on the equipment shell. We are just pure laziness.

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There is a Chinese saying that when you go to a place, you will have to eat dried radish rice for three years. It means that newcomers have to suffer a little, so new recruits generally have a hard time.

At this time, the benefits of recruiting non-commissioned officers are reflected, because the ones we came up with were the rank of non-commissioned officers. No one regarded us as new recruits, and the conscripts who went out would call us squad leader.

Because of this, I escaped a lot of tolerant duties.

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At that time, a young man came to the anti-submarine class, a child from Zhejiang. He looked very introverted and honest. So in addition to always looking for him for the service, he was also sent by other class staff all day long.

Later, when he couldn't stand looking at the glasses, he said to the young man: "Can you stop being so timid every day? If someone calls you to do it, you will do it? Wouldn't you refuse?"

"But the other party is very fierce, I dare not." The young man said timidly.

Glasses became even more angry and said loudly: "No matter who it is, who dares to be fierce to you, you will slapped him when you go up, and I will resist if something happens."

"Okay squad leader, bang." After the young man said that, he gave glasses a slap with a firm look on his face.

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I tell you that if 120 hadn't arrived early that day, we might have had the whole ship go to their house for dinner.

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After leaving the dock, we all returned to the boat. Only then did I realize that I didn’t see Xiaoqiang for a long time.

After asking Zuo Sheng, I found out that Xiaoqiang had been admitted to the hospital a few days ago because of emphysema.

So when we went out, we went to the hospital to see him. That day I realized that emphysema is easy to kill people.

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Emphysema means that there are some blisters on your lungs. These bubbles are not related to normal, but once they break, if no one helps you release the qi in your lungs within half an hour, you will be braided.

But Xiaoqiang came from a sports school, so his physical fitness should be very good. So I think he just smoked too much.

At that time, Xiaoqiang looked at me and explained: "Because I used to practice long-distance running, my lung capacity was particularly large, which caused my lungs to swell. Then the two lungs rubbed against each other, and alveolars appeared."

"Oh, so emphysema has nothing to do with smoking?" I asked in confusion.

Xiaoqiang nodded and said with a firm look on his face: "Of course it doesn't matter. What is the relationship between my smoking and emphysema?"

As he was talking, the doctor who was checking the rounds came. He looked at Xiaoqiang and said, "Young man, you have to pay attention. There are only so many bubbles on your lungs at such a young age. You can't smoke anymore."

After the doctor left, Zuo Sheng and I looked at Xiaoqiang like this, and then Xiaoqiang looked out the window and looked around and said to him.

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Three 7, what a happy number. Since it is so happy, let’s talk about something fun to everyone.

There are three things that must be done when you are a soldier: making meritorious service, joining the party, and circumcision. After completing these three things, you can go home and your troops will be successful.

Except for the last one, the first two pieces were considered completed. The first two pieces of Big Face were not completed, but the last one was completed.

Only a man knows things when circumcision is done. Theoretically, circumcision is most suitable every year when peach blossoms bloom, because the temperature is suitable at this time, it is not easy to sweat and the wounds are easy to heal.

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Then as soon as we entered the factory, our brother Face applied to circumcise.

Just after Brother Face went out with his backpack, everyone ran over and asked me: "Where has Big Face gone? On vacation?"

"No, I heard that I went to the hospital, it seems that something was wrong with Xiao Jiji." I released my skill - level 3 deception.

"Oh. So that's it." Everyone nodded in a daze.

Then someone asked Xiaodong, asked Tai Ting Ting, and asked Fei Ge.

When Brother Face came back, someone greeted him: "Is Thailand fun?"

Big face looked confused and had no idea what was going on.

I don’t know whether to reason, nor do I know why it’s like this?

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After the big face was cut off, our class knew about it, but we didn't say it. Then a fellow villager who had a good time with him came back on vacation and came to see him as soon as possible.

Seeing the big face lying on the bed with legs crossed, the other party looked puzzled.

"What are you doing?"

"I just got circumcised and am recuperating." Big face closed her eyes and rested.

The other party looked disbelief, then turned around and asked me: "Has he circumcised?"

"No, it's just a prostate inflammation." I said casually.

He gave me a big face a blank look, then looked at his fellow villager and said leisurely: "If you believe him or me, I'm just circumcised. If you don't believe it, you have the ability to kick it."

"Oh." The big-faced fellow nodded, then kicked Brother Fang's lower body.

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"This bleeding is a bit large, I wonder if it will affect future fertility." An old doctor said worriedly with a big face.

In the ambulance, I took a pack of paper to cover Dawei's wounds, while Dawei's face covered with pain.

And his fellow villager looked embarrassed.

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"You've really been circumcised!" When he arrived at the hospital, the big-faced fellow villager said to the big-faced face with an embarrassment.

Big face said with tears flowing down her face: "Yes, do you believe it now?"

"If you believe it, don't cry. If it really doesn't work, we can't be brothers and we can still be husband and wife. I will definitely take care of you for the rest of my life."

"Get out!" shouted with a big face.
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