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Since that day, I have a deep fear of the grinder. I can't joke about this thing. If I don't do it properly, I will really go to Thailand to develop it.

The next day, Da Ge also announced that plastic grinding sheets are no longer allowed in the future, and paper grinding sheets can only be used. Even if the paper is broken and hits people, it will not cause such great damage.

655

Damian bought a famous brand and came back and got oily all day long.

I don’t know if the oil is on it, I thought that the one in his cabinet was not a leather bag, but a pig, and the oil in the entire cabinet could seep out.

One day, Xiaodong couldn't help it and said to him: "Can you stop oiling all day long? Now this bag is brighter than a mirror and can reflect. Besides, is there any oiling you use like?"

Big Face was also very aggrieved. He took out a tag inside his bag, and we leaned over and took a look. It was written on it.

“No washing, no dry cleaning, no bleaching”

Well, that's right. It seems that this bag is for sale when I bought it. Should I make an incense burner and ignite two more incense sticks?

656

Sometimes I think Xiaodong seems to have entered middle age early, because Xiaodong is now completely greasy middle-aged.

The standards for greasy middle-aged people are bald people, skewers, and tutoring homework.

Well, Xiaodong won all the bids.

One day, Xiaodong came over with his daughter's summer homework and asked me: "Fatty, what does Xida Puben mean?"

This word is a bit professional. My explanation is: A great joy, everyone is running around to tell me about it.

The meaning found on Baidu is similar to what I said, but mine is a little simpler.

Then I looked at the explanation written by Xiaodong's daughter. Well, this is how the little girl explained it.

Happy to the big and big binge - I like the big winter, and the ordinary go-to python (note: this is not a typo).

Well, it's pretty good, Xiaodong, you'd better take care of your daughter as soon as possible.

In ancient times, when I went out - flying with a sword. My father worked - masturbated. Now I liked to go out for snails in the middle of winter, and it was an ordinary snail. Please ask, what does an unusual snails look like?

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At that time in 2013, live broadcasts began to rise quietly. This old otakus really likes to watch live broadcasts, especially... you know, there were still many special live broadcasts at that time.

At that time, a very popular girl said to you in a coquettish way: "Little brother, are you in an online relationship? I'm a loli sound!"

Later I saw more and more versions, such as: Little brother, are you drinking tea? I, Tieguanyin.

Little brother, are you singing? I, Na Ying.

Little brother, can you fly? I'm an eagle.

Little brother, are you shaking? I'm Douyin.

Little brother, do you eat chicken? I silence the sound of 98k.

However, the most awesome one I saw was this - little brother, are you taking a shower? I clean my vagina.

Ahem, when I thought of this sound, I shook for no reason.

658

Two days ago, I saw a monk posting a message on his circle of friends - I will become a billionaire in three days.

Damn, we were all shocked at that time. Could it be that the monk who won the welfare lottery several thousand times a while ago?

So I posted a WeChat account on the monk and the answer I got was this.

"Yesterday I picked up an Aladdin magic lamp. The magic lamp wrote this passage, 'This lamp is too small, I don't want to be wronged by myself. If you are destined to call 187xxxxxxxxx, I can satisfy your wish.' Then I called it, and the God of Light asked me what I want to be a billionaire. Then the other party asked me to give him 5,000 yuan first and give me 5000 million in three days. Today is the first day, and in two days I will have 5000 million!"

With your IQ in the game, you can probably beat you ten of the first-level slimes.

659

After we entered the factory, some people went out to help, and some people were transferred to our ship to live on the spot.

Helpers refer to helping on other boats, because we must keep the full staff when we go to sea, so if someone takes a vacation, we must draw people from other boats to help.

We ship in the factory, so the main force draws the target.

The temporary residence was because the boat to Nansha did not come back, so we could only move to our place first and wait until the other party came back before returning to the ship.

660

Among the temporary wave of people, there was actually a young man from Inner Mongolia.

As soon as he arrived, he was assigned to the ammunition class, and then I had a deep understanding of Inner Mongolia.

I don’t know if you have heard of the famous Inner Mongolia product. Yes, it’s not horse milk wine, but stuffed donkeys.

A pure donkey with alcohol content of up to 72 degrees. You must understand that 75 degrees is alcohol, so a donkey with alcohol content is the highest alcohol content among alcohol.

Many people say that foreign whiskey or agave is very strong, so you must have never drunk the donkey. This thing is even more terrifying than Moutai.

661

There was a young man in the ammunition class named Luo, but he couldn't remember his name clearly, as if he was Sanjin.

This guy is nicknamed Bar.

So when this young man from Inner Mongolia came, Sanjin argued with him. He insisted that the northerners were definitely more powerful than the Inner Mongolians.

In order to witness this battle, our gun department organized a special meeting to see who is more powerful than the northerners or the Inner Mongolians.

662

That day I had a deeper understanding of drinking between northerners and Inner Mongolians.

We Shanghai people drink alcohol and are entertainment, and they drink alcohol and disinfect. Made is all white wine, and there is no bottle below 50 degrees.

663

The last one to appear was naturally a donkey. It was really a donkey that could even be bored! Just as I smelled the smell, I felt dizzy.

When we paid the bill, Brother Sanjin clamored to pay the bill. So we had no choice but to give him the bill.

Then he compared the vomit on the ground and compared the statement one by one.

"Sea cucumber, huh, there is."

"Ham sausage, there is also this one."

"Scrambled eggs from oysters, this one... seems to be there too."

"Pig's trotter? This......dream~~, huh, I have it."

When the waiter came to collect the money, he looked at the circle on the ground and asked blankly: "Masters? What are you doing? Do you draw a circle and don't let yourself come out?"

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I didn’t expect that the young man from Inner Mongolia lost in the end. Of course, I feel that what I lost is not the alcohol tolerance but the strategy.

From the beginning of the banquet, the young man from Inner Mongolia was more powerful than Brother Sanjin, but as he drank, he accidentally drank a glass of my beer and rinsed his mouth.

Everyone knows that beer is only five or six degrees at most. I thought it was nothing at all, but I didn’t expect that the young man from Inner Mongolia fell down soon.

Later I learned that in Inner Mongolians, they should not drink mixed wine. That is, when drinking white wine, they should not mix things such as beer, yellow wine, red wine, etc., otherwise they would not be able to stand it.

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The next day, the young man from Inner Mongolia and Sanjin were pulled away by 120, because of stomach perforation.

Zhang Sen was also followed, because of alcohol poisoning.

Don't ask me how much he drank, he drank half a glass of white wine from beginning to end, but this glass of white wine was drunk with Sprite.

I don’t know the principle, but in the end, the only person who drank half a glass of white wine was intoxicated.
Chapter completed!