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Chapter 71 The whole ship eats snakes

566

Wow, I finally wrote 566. Go back and search this number on Baidu and you will know which ace ship in our brigade is. Of course, due to regulations, I cannot say the hull number, so the number above is just a serial number.

567

Wow, it’s 567. Then, when you check, check this number, both ships are in our brigade, and they are both more advanced than my North Sea ship.

568

Continuing the previous chapter, I said in the previous chapter that even if you are on vacation, the troops will not let you go. They will convey some of your superior instructions all day long. If you don’t listen, if you unfortunately find you during the random inspection, it will definitely be tragic.

Don’t think I’m an alarmist statement. There were people who were punished for this, so you must remember it!

569

After meeting my wife, I naturally began to think about the subsequent plot. Then, you all understand, huh, I guess so.

Yes, as a man, I naturally thought about it in advance. Before the first date, I took the time to go to the supermarket.

Because it was the first time, I asked the salesperson shyly: "Why, you want to buy that, where is it?"

The salesperson was a young lady in her 30s. She looked at me in confusion and said, "That thing, what?"

"tt, why don't you even understand this?" I said angrily.

The salesperson suddenly realized, then took a box of condoms and handed them to me and said, "I'm sorry, I just didn't expect that you have a girlfriend like you."

Miss, when do you get off work? My kitchen knife wants to talk to you about life.

570

The vacation days are very fast. By the way, because I am directly recruiting non-commissioned officers, I get my salary as soon as I enter. However, the School Barracks and the New Barracks are all paid according to the minimum allowance for conscripts, which is 500 yuan per month.

After getting off the company, I will make up for your salary in one go, so when I was on vacation, I had more than 10,000 yuan on it.

You should have guessed what happened next? Yes, I eat a buffet almost every day.

So much so that when I returned to the army, Xiaodong said to me in surprise: "Did you sign up for a sumo wrestling training class on vacation?"

571

I don’t want to go back to the army, I don’t want to go back to the army, I don’t want to go back!

Every time I have a vacation, I feel like this, exactly the same as when I don’t want to go to work after the day of rest, and when I was studying, I didn’t want to go to class.

Sure enough, history is always surprisingly similar!

572

As soon as he returned to the army, the political commissar began a summer special meeting on preventing snakes, insects, rats and ants.

After some inquiries, I quickly learned why this special meeting was there. It turned out that a young man in the management office on the first floor was bitten by a snake.

To be honest, it's no big deal to be bitten by a snake, and it's not a bamboo leaf green seven-step snake, but this young man is still very injured and may even be disabled.

Because the part where this young man was bitten was... Dingding.

573

"So, you must not sleep naked in summer. You can be shirtless, but not bare butt, and you still have to wear underwear. Look, the thing under you is so similar to a snake, and the snake must think it is the same. Then you go up to play with Ding Ding immediately, and then find that you are being fooled. Isn't it just a bite? So, it is very important to wear underwear at night!"

The political commissar was giving a speech with emotion on the podium. We were trembling below and subconsciously protected our crotch.

574

"Now I will share with you the types of snakes. There are mainly several snakes here in Xiabaishi. Of course, you don't need to know so much. To be simple, the poisonous snake head is triangular, similar to these..."

Just as the political commissar was in class, a young man suddenly raised his hand and asked, "Political commissar, is the snake in the picture in the lower right corner poisonous? Its head looks like a triangle and a circle!"

575

Since someone asked a question, the political commissar enlarged the picture in the lower right corner and said to us: "This snake is a specialty of Xia Baishi, which is very famous. We call it a snake with a whole ship!"

"Damn, is this snake dozens of meters long enough for our entire ship to eat?" I exclaimed.

The political commissar gave me a blank look and said lightly: "The whole ship eats snake, which means that if you are bitten by this snake, we can go to your house to eat your funeral meal. If you are bitten by this snake, it only takes ten minutes from being bitten to being poisonous, and you will definitely die."

The political commissar looked at me with a smile. My whole body suddenly shook and felt a chill. Then I subconsciously covered my crotch.

576

When I was watching martial arts movies, there were always supporting characters who were bitten by poisonous snakes, cutting their hands or feet to prevent poisonous hair. But what if the biting part was Ding Ding?

If you continue to strike, Dongfang Bubai will be the one who will continue.

577

I don’t know much about other places, but there is summer time in Fujian. The so-called summer time means that the afternoon nap time lasts from twelve o’clock to four o’clock every afternoon. (It’s time to get up at 3 o’clock in the non-sunday time)

For someone like me who likes napping very much, this is simply paradise!

However, summer time is indeed a helpless move, because summer in Fujian is really hot.

578

The advantage of being surrounded by mountains and seas is that the temperature is not particularly high, and you usually sleep without turning on the air conditioner at night. However, Fujian is too poisonous, and the sun is still very strong at three o'clock, so you can only delay one hour to four o'clock before starting work.

Of course, we did not work at this time in the factory. At that time, Brother Da asked us to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and start working on the boat at 5 o'clock in the morning, and lasted until 9:30 in the morning.

After five o'clock in the afternoon, I went to have supper and then cook for two hours.

Working like this has an advantage, because we can go out every day. Of course, as a fat man, I don’t like going out at this time. I began to like to stay in the TV room and sleep every day. (There is an air conditioner inside the TV)

579

Speaking of working at night, I remember Xiaodong. Xiaodong is a bad person, and this can be seen from his ability to teach.

But how bad is his speech?

You don’t believe it if you say it, his presence is not even as strong as me who has just arrived for three months.

580

At that time, one night we worked overtime until after nine o'clock. When we finished our work at around nine o'clock, we were about to go back to the building. Xiaodong suddenly remembered that there was still some paint under the cannon, so he decided to let us go back first and stay there to apply some paint.

It was basically dark at around nine o'clock, but the boat could barely see because of the searchlight. But we were basically unable to see our fingers at the dock.

At this moment, Brother Da stood in front of me, looked at Xiaodong with two legs exposed under the front main gun, and said with approval: "The former main gun squad..."

Brother Da may have forgotten Xiaodong's name, and hesitated for a while before continuing: "Mao Sanbai is doing well, and he is still working there so late. Everyone should learn more from him."

Then I stood upright, and my big face and Fei Ge looked at me in unison. I was only 0:5 meters away from Da Ge at the front.
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