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Today, a reader asked me to complain, saying that I have too much sentiment and common sense recently, and they want to read jokes.

So this raises a question: I am a writer, not a joke writer. But since I wrote this book, I have discovered that I may be a joke writer who was delayed by my literary career, and I have even gradually discovered that writing jokes may be my job.

Well, actually, I really like to write jokes, or use jokes to describe stories in the military camp, so that everyone can understand a different military camp.

But after all, my book has the title of novel, so I still have to bring some serious things. However, if everyone likes me to describe things in the way of writing jokes, then I will "reluctantly" satisfy everyone.

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In the previous chapter, I said that I will write about military fishing in this chapter.

After I came back from the Navy, whenever I said that the food was poor, someone would say to me in shock: "You fish every day, eat sea fish, and you still have poor food?"

For such people, I usually answer: "Yes, yes, our food is good. We use mines to fry sharks and eat shark fins every day, and we also use sonar to find sea turtles to drink turtle soup. What big squids and whales are not a problem. I don't want to eat big lobsters in 2 ft8, and don't be too willful when I eat one. The most powerful ones, we go to the Arctic to catch polar bears and eat bear paws. Don't eat too well."

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In fact, the navy prohibits fishing, even if you stop at the pier, you are not allowed to fish.

At that time, I didn't understand why fishing was not allowed even when leaning against the beach. Soon, an old squad leader of the fourth phase of the Ji'an ship told me the answer.

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"At the beginning, our brigade did not specifically restrict fishing. Although there were regulations on it, everyone basically turned a blind eye. After all, this kind of entertainment is much better than playing with mobile phones. But later, an old squad leader was dragged into the sea by fishing, and then it was not allowed."

The old squad leader on the Ji'an ship said to me, and took out a fishing rod from the tool box of the former main gun.

Then he put the fish hook into the sea and walked around the warship.

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I asked in surprise at that time: "How big is the fish that can drag people into? Are there sharks in our port?"

"This is the inland sea, and it is impossible for sharks to come here. But the fish was really big at that time, and it was 60 kilograms when it was caught."

Wait, it seems something is wrong. Have you really gone down to save people? Didn’t you go down to catch fish, right? Otherwise, how would you know that the fish has 60 kilograms?

Seeing my confused look, the old squad leader gave me a blank look and said, "Don't think about it all, that guy will never let go. When he saved him, he caught the fish. But to be honest, no matter how big the fish is, it's a waste of time to let himself fall into the sea."

Before the old squad leader finished speaking, he turned around gorgeously in front of me and fell into the sea.

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After I finally pulled the old squad leader up from the sea, I said excitedly: "Brother, even if you can't jump into the sea, don't jump when I'm on duty."

"No, I just didn't look at the road when I was chatting with the fat man. That... Don't tell me about this today, we will only know the three of us. I'll go back and treat you to dinner."

Zhigeng and I nodded solemnly, and the next day, Zhigengggg told Lao Zhang about this matter, and I wrote him into the novel.

So, don’t wait to invite someone to dinner, just do it as soon as you say it.

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Let me explain here that the five of us came together, but not all of us were on the same boat. Xiaoqi went to the Jiujiang ship. This warship is very famous. China's first fire support ship was specially modified to deal with the Taiwan Strait crisis that year. It was also the longest service among Chinese warships. It can be said to be a real antique ship.

The remaining Zuo Ye, Xiaoqiang, and Huanhuan were all very good. I got on the Beihai Ship together. However, the few of us were not in the first department. Among them, Zuo Ye and Xiaoqiang were in the navigation department. Huanhuan went to the missile department, and I went to the front main gun.

If you want to say it’s hard, my department may be the hardest, because I have to carry shells all day long. A single shot of 66 kilograms is really not a joke.

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Here I will introduce Xiaoqiang, this guy is the first in the 3,000-meter team, and he only lost to me... the one who runs for the runner.

This graduate of the sports school should have good living habits, but as a result, he is a smoker like the chief officer.

And this big brother has a strange habit, that is, he has to go to the bathroom to smoke.

So no matter who goes to the bathroom, he insists on following him. If you say someone else's small account, you can't forget it, but if I'm big account, you can follow me. Is this sick?

As a result, Xiaoqiang told me calmly: "Now, I can't smoke without the smell of shit, and I can't pull out shit without the smell of shit."

Then Lao Zhang heard it next door, and before we left the Ji'an ship, Xiaoqiang was arranged to sweep the toilet of the entire ship. It was a joyful congratulation that he could finally smoke all day long.

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Speaking of the topic of smoking, I will also talk about Xiaoqi. Xiaoqi can also smoke. It was obviously from 1993, but there are all kinds of strange problems.

Moreover, he also has a strange habit of smoking, and he likes to smoke while picking his teeth.

As a result, one time when he was picking his teeth and smoking, I watched him hold the toothpick in his hand, take the cigarette out of his mouth and stuff it into the gap between his teeth.

Then there was nothing. Anyway, I have never seen him pick his teeth and smoke.

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When we lived on the Ji'an ship, we had no problems and no one cared about it, so we had a loose control over the mobile phone. We basically had no problems and played with our mobile phones under the military cabin.

At this time, not long after WeChat was popularized, Mr. Zuo and I registered one and then added friends with each other.

Then I saw that Zuo Ye’s WeChat name was ‘Handsome’. I looked at someone like him who couldn’t even reach the average score with disgust.

As a result, Master Zuo also looked at me with disgust and said, "You 200-pound fat man, so you have the nerve to say to me, what is your name "Cool Bubble", are you Bubble?"

I'm sure this is a mockery. Without saying a word, I took off my shoes and reached in front of him: "What's wrong with a fat man with a 200-pound pound foot grinding on his feet?"

Master Zuo was furious when he heard this, took off his hat and shouted: "Is it normal for a person who doesn't wash his hair for seven days to lose dandruff?"
Chapter completed!