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If you really go to the army, then I really recommend you to the Navy. I won’t talk about anything else. What are the navigation subsidies, high wages, high mountains and seas, and good food are all small things. The big thing is that the Navy’s clothes look good.

When we first went there, the dress of the army had not changed. That guy, his training uniform looked like the workers working in the factory, all dressed in blue.

There is also that coat, I won’t say anything. The brown coat is so ugly.

But not long after, *** modified the navy's outfit. As soon as we got the new clothes, we were immediately motivated! If you don't know, you can Baidu the navy's clothes. Now the navy's training uniform is marine camouflage, which is really beautiful, and the military coat is also marine camouflage. The hat is furry here, which looks really handsome.

As for other dresses, don’t ask me if you are formal attire, I have never worn them before. This is the truth, because I am fat in my bust, I have never buttoned them up.

Mad, I have forgotten all the things that are so embarrassing to you!

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Speaking of dressing issues, because the school barracks did not change their clothes, everyone liked to wear them when they were resting at night. One day, when we were chatting and bragging, Grandpa Bi suddenly came up and asked the whole team to go on a business trip.

We immediately complained that it is immoral to go out for business during the break. Grandpa Bi looked at us and said leisurely: "If you don't like it, I'll look for it..."

"Captain, there is nothing more suitable than us, we will set off immediately." The monk said righteously.

Bah, lewd monk.

After everyone else set off, Grandpa Bi called me alone. Because this time I went to the Female Soldier Building to clean up the unnecessary things, some of the beds were rotten. Grandpa Bi asked me to bring an axe over, cut off all the unnecessary wood, and dragged it downstairs to burn.

I said it was OK, so I went to the fire building to get a large fire axe.

Because I went to get the fire axe, I was the last one to arrive. As a result, as soon as I arrived on the second floor, I heard Sister Leopard screaming and scolding from the third floor: "What are you doing? Why are you here for?"

I was so tired at that time. Why did someone actually get mad in broad daylight? So I shouted without saying a word and rushed to the third floor with an axe.

As a result, when I got to the third floor, I saw all the female soldiers rushing out, holding swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, and bum... Okay, it's a little exaggerated, in fact, it's just pots, pans, shoes, shower gel, etc.

The monks had already hid aside, with horror on their faces.

I was confused and had no idea what was going on.

As a result, Sister Leopard glanced at me and became angry at that time, and said loudly: "Fatty Mao, you are too much. Others are still empty-handed when they break into the female soldier's dormitory. How come you even bring an axe? Why are you going to get rid of your lust?"

What should I say?

The next day, I heard the rumor that I was wearing a bear skin and holding an axe in my hand, and rushed into the female soldier's dormitory like a bandit.

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Military uniforms are really sensible. For example, if I really look good at military uniforms, it is always so wrong to wear them on me.

I remember not long after I changed my clothes, one night I was on duty on the warship. Because the suspension ladder was stuck, I took a fire axe to pry the suspension ladder.

As a result, when I was prying, the captain came back from vacation. Then he looked at me wearing a coat, wearing a fur hat on the coat, and holding an axe with a ferocious look on his face.

The captain was stunned, and then said to me with approval: "Fatty Mao, I have to say that you are really intimidating with an axe. It looks even more bandits than bandits."

You guys are all enough. Are you blamed for being fat, fierce, and black? You haven't considered it. Is it because my parents have dark skin and fierce skin, and are they prone to getting fat?

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By the way, by the way, because the military camp is very large, some old squad leaders will bring their own bicycles. You must not borrow this bicycle casually, and you should not ride it casually if you borrow it.

Why do I say that? Because Teacher Huang had a bicycle at that time, and one day Grandpa Bi had something to use, so he borrowed his bicycle.

When I saw this bicycle, I knew it was definitely in disrepair. Although the tires were still airy, the whole car really rang everywhere except the bell.

Of course, this is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is that Grandpa Bi took it on and rode it twice, and the cushion of the bicycle actually cracked.

At that time, I saw Grandpa Bi suddenly sinking down. I thought the lifting rod was loose, but the moment Grandpa Bi got out of the car, I realized that the cushion was cracked and an iron rod penetrated out of the middle of the cushion.

When Grandpa Bi came down, he covered his anus and trembled step by step.

At that moment, there was lightning and thunder in our minds. In an instant, I understood what Grandpa Bi had experienced just now.

There is a kind of pain called chrysanthemums blooming, there is a novel called chrysanthemums, and there is a kind of man called Grandpa Bi. When encountering this kind of encounter, Grandpa Bi did not say a word, and he covered his bright red chrysanthemums and walked towards the health team step by step.

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Because the study of the Barracks is about to end, I will introduce a few people in the end. First of all, the lamb.

The lamb is really my good brother, but I won’t introduce this guy without introducing him. Why? Because I am handsome, taller than me, whiter than me, and thinner than me, no one likes me.

The little sheep is named Xiaoyang. I was confused when I heard his name for the first time. Because I heard it as anti-inflammatory at that time, I thought whose parents were so educated and gave such a strange name. To be honest, it’s not my fault. This guy is from Fujian and can’t speak clearly.

Later, after explanation, I found out that Xiaoyang was the same year as me, and his parents wanted him to be filial, so they named Xiaoyang.

Well, a filial sheep, a good meaning.

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In addition to the lamb, we have to talk about the low level.

Not high is actually not low, but step high, but homophonic is not high, but people are really not high.

Once I asked him not high, and asked his parents if he wanted him to be promoted step by step.

This is how I explained to me. When his parents named him, they referred to Li Bai's poem, "Everyone is full of leisure and prosperity, and want to fly, and want to climb the blue sky and embrace the bright moon."

It means having lofty ambitions, so it is named Begaka.

So, do you have any misunderstandings about Li Bai? Do you believe it or not, Li Bai jumped out of the grave and beat you up?

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Finally, the person I want to talk about is Liu Yi, Liu Yi, abbreviated as Yi Ge. He and the above two sleep in the small dormitory, because there are fourteen people in our Class 1, so they squeezed into the large dormitory with Class 2 to sleep in the large dormitory.

Speaking of Brother Yi, I have to talk about his characteristics. First, he is old, 88 years old. Then he is very slow. Others memorize for three hours, and he memorizes for 300 hours. Finally, it is also the most terrifying point. His stomach is not very good.
Chapter completed!