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At night, everyone in our third-district team was concentrated in the TV room. Because there were sixteen friends with fever, the gathering was a bit ridiculous. Sixteen brothers wrapped in bed sheets were trembling in the TV room, looking like they were fleeing from famine.

As the culprit, the monk and I were taken to the front alone. Teacher Li and Yu Qu were so angry that they pointed at us and cursed: "Don't always follow these two funny guys. They take cold showers and take them. You don't look at yourself. One of them is like a polar bear, and the other is like a wild boar. Can you compare with them? Are you a creature?"

Damn, this is so hurtful. It would be fine to say that I am a polar bear, but it would be too hurtful to say that the monk is a wild boar and becomes a spirit. Well, that's definitely the case. The monk's skin is darker than me, so I must be a polar bear and he is a wild boar.

Sure enough, the monk could not sit still and muttered in a low voice: "It's not good to say this, who do you think of us as?"

"Bitch!" Yu Qu and Teacher Li shouted at us at the same time, scaring us.

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After this incident, the large bathhouse of Xuebian Barracks was officially opened. However, due to the arduous conditions of Xuebian Barracks and the north, the bathhouse needs to be burned to take a bath, so the bathhouse is open once a week.

This is why after I got off the company, I was very satisfied with the bathhouse in our brigade. Although the conditions on the boat were super poor, there was basically no hot water to take a bath. However, the bathhouse at the pier was open every day at noon and at night, and hot water washing machines were available.

But reasoning, because the public subjects are over, everyone just sits in the classroom to learn theory classes. In addition, the weather is cold and they basically don’t sweat. It’s hard to accept it once a week.

The first time we were open for a bath, this guy was excited. However, because the venue was limited, we could only take a bath one by one. The female soldiers must have priority, and there is no doubt about this.

After the female soldiers finished washing, they were the first area team, and then the second area team was the third area team. While the previous area team was taking a shower, I sorted out the clothes I wanted to wash and took them to the bathhouse to wash.

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When I entered the bathhouse, I found another problem. The venue was really small. Our third-tier team had to be divided into two batches. I was never too quick to move, so I was definitely not the first batch, so I could only stand by and watch the people in front of me taking a shower.

You were naked and foolishly watching a group of men taking a bath. Does this kind of picture sound stupid? So I wasn't idle either. Anyway, I came in, so I'll just take a shower first.

The equipment used by the monk is still the same toilet brush, but I can't afford to lose this person, so I changed the brush to a bath scrubber glove, which is the kind of gloves used by a very professional bath scrubber.

I didn't get any shower gel without water. I started rubbing my shower gloves and prepared to rub some dirt off my body first.

I don’t know if you have tried it for a dry bath. Anyway, I have tried it. I won’t say it’s painful for a dry bath. The most important thing is that I don’t know if it’s really been a long time since I took a shower or if there is too much dirt on my body. As I suffocated a strange smell began to emanate from me.

As I rubbed more and more times, this strange strange smell began to confuse the entire bathhouse. Even the shower gel of so many people could not be concealed. This strange smell.

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Teacher Li also came to take a shower, and he stood in a seat not far from the door to take a shower. It can be said that he was the first group of people to smell the smell.

As the smell became heavier, Teacher Li finally stopped taking a shower and began to look for the source of the odor. Then, as he smelled it, he found me who was very happy to rub it aside.

Teacher Li walked up to me with a look of surprise and said in horror: "Fatty Mao, is the truth that you are a shit and become a semen finally revealed?"

"You are the one who makes you a sperm." I said in my heart, and then continued to rub your body with your life because you couldn't smell the rhinitis.

After that day, our third district team had another rule, that we were not allowed to dry rub the air when taking a bath.

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After taking a shower, I finally felt refreshed and I washed all my clothes. The training uniforms that I hadn't changed for more than two months were finally washed.

I walked back with a refreshed look on my face, but I saw Sister Leopard and Sister Jun on duty under the female soldier building from afar.

There is no one around, and there is also a girl Jun who is familiar with me. In this case, isn’t it the best opportunity to reconcile with Sister Bao?

So I walked quickly to Sister Leopard with a kind smile (that time I felt so unhappy that time).

You can sit on duty in the building, which means sitting on a desk and chair for school and registering strangers entering and leaving the building.

Sister Bao and Jun Mei sat like this, and then when they saw me from a distance, Sister Bao showed a look of looking at people with murderous intent on her face.

"Sister Bao, listen to me, I have always respected you very much. The last time the disrespectful words were definitely not what I said. It was definitely the bastard who was big-mouthed and framed me." I came to Sister Bao very sincerely and said.

Maybe because I had a good attitude, Sister Leopard's face gradually looked better. Then she reached into her bag and took it out (I thought she was looking for a knife and was about to stab me). Just as I was about to retreat and set a safe distance, Sister Leopard finally took out the things.

I looked closely and with my extraordinary insight, I could tell at a glance that it was a lipstick.

Sister Leopard held the lipstick and said leisurely: "If you tell me the number of this lipstick, I will forgive you."

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Let’s reason, why do you wear a lipstick when you are on duty? This behavior is so strange. In addition, letting a man guess the number of lipstick is as ridiculous as asking his girlfriend to guess the football uniform.

But there is no way. Since Sister Leopard said so, I can only guess it with difficulty.

I knew nothing about lipstick. So I gave my eyes to Junmei next to me, hoping that she could remind me. Junmei knew it and immediately gave me a wink and asked me to see Sister Leopard's face.

I glanced at Sister Leopard's red lips, and suddenly realized with a flash of inspiration, and blurted out: "xl!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a "bang" sound, and the bottom of the desk in front of Sister Leopard was shattered. Sister Leopard's feet were only five centimeters from my crotch.

Thanks to this desk that broke my bones for me, if it weren't for it, I'd now go to Thailand to develop.

"Fatty, I dare to say that I'm a big mouth, and you and I will never stop!" Sister Leopard was not even worth it on duty, and rushed out and wanted to beat me up. I hurriedly ran to the men's bathroom.

Later I learned that the number of lipstick is not divided into s, m, l, xl. Junmei means number 54, exactly red...
Chapter completed!