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I mentioned hemorrhoids before, so I will also talk about the first man who had hemorrhoids in our dormitory, known as hemorrhoids.

Actually, you probably have guessed it. Yes, it’s Xiao Liu from Jiangxi. I don’t know what the hemorrhoids are like. Anyway, he can’t move and can’t even run.

The painful little Liu complained every day, how could he get hemorrhoids? Haha, can you use Lao Gan Dad to bibimbap every day? I'll say that I didn't type a typo, it's Lao Gan Dad. I don't know why the hot sauce sold in Nanquan is not Lao Gan Mo but Lao Gan Dad, which is even more spicy than Lao Gan Mo.

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For hemorrhoids, you need to apply hemorrhoid cream. Fortunately, Xiaoliu is an external hemorrhoid, so it is enough to apply it outside. If it is an internal hemorrhoid... the picture will be very beautiful, I don’t think much about it.

Speaking of internal hemorrhoids, I remembered a story told by a senior senior when I was in college. I said that there was a buddy in their dormitory who had internal hemorrhoids. I couldn’t apply ointment every day, so I could only ask another buddy in their dormitory for medicine.

So the two big men do undescribable things in the dormitory every day...

This friendly relationship lasted for a month, and then a month later, the senior went to follow up and asked the doctor to help him with medicine. As a result, when the doctor applied the medicine, the senior suddenly trembled all over.

He was shocked to find that when the doctor applied medicine, he put one hand on his shoulder and the other hand on his medicine. His classmate put both hands on his shoulder... So the question is, what kind of medicine did he use???

When I heard this story, I suddenly felt that the chrysanthemums tightened, and the hemorrhoids were so terrible!

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One day, Xiao Liu finished the medicine by himself, and then blew it naked to the electric fan, hoping that the medicine would dry faster. As a result, he fell asleep as he blew it.

A man fell asleep with his legs on his back and was not wearing pants. This picture is so beautiful.

After sleeping for a few minutes, Xiao Liu seemed to feel something strange, so he opened his eyes. Then he saw a group of us staring at his lower body strangely.

Xiao Liu was panicked at that time, and quickly jumped up and covered his lower body with a quilt and shouted, "What do you want to do?"

"Don't be nervous, we just study whether your balls are broken." The monk said seriously, patting Xiaoliu's shoulder.

Knowing that Xiao Liu must be confused, the boss continued to explain: "A fly was just now on your balls. As the saying goes, fly doesn't bite seamless eggs, so we consider whether your hemorrhoids were derived from the balls, and then the balls cracked."

"You guys are broken, let me die, a group of gay men." Xiao Liu felt chills, and then decisively put on his pants.

"Hohohoho roo!" Our lewd laughter echoed in the dormitory.

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Don’t think these things are very vulgar. If you stay with a group of men every day, you will definitely be such dirty jokes all day long.

However, the Barracks are better. After all, there are female soldiers next door to see. No matter how high the men had before, their vision would become lower after they came to the army. At that time, when we looked at female soldiers, even Sister Leopard was as beautiful as a fairy.

Since Xiaoqi flirted with the old lady who sold tea eggs last time, she gave up searching for the female soldier with her mobile phone.

But he was young and energetic in 1993. One day when we chatted with Teacher ***, Xiaoqi jumped out and shouted: "If *** appears in front of me now, I will definitely kill her!"

The monk looked at Xiaoqi with a strange look, and finally stopped his eyes on Xiaoqi's lower body, and asked suspiciously: "I'm so laughing?"

Damn, this is a bit of a personal attack! Even if it is small, it can't be said explicitly.

The monk's words made Xiao Qi angry. He jumped into the monk's head and turned around 720 degrees, then kicked the monk's calf.

We almost laughed that day.

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Everyone in the barracks has a private storage box, but the box is not big and many things cannot be put in, so they can only be placed under the quilt.

As a result, one day, Grandpa Bi suddenly announced that he would check the dormitory. That guy was so anxious that the box was so small that many things could not be put in.

So the boss came up with a solution, because the storage box is stacked up and down, with a total height of about 1.85 meters. So he threw some things directly above the storage box. Looking at his height of 1.65 meters, he really couldn't see anything.

But he underestimated Grandpa Bi, who was 1.8 meters tall, as tall as me. From Grandpa Bi's perspective, you can still see what the boss has hidden.

When we found out that our dormitory, Grandpa Bi said to us very disdainfully: "Do you think I can't see the cabinet? It's so funny." Grandpa Bi reached out and prepared to take down the things that the boss put.

As soon as he reached out, we heard a scream. We were stunned, and then we saw Grandpa Bi retracting his hand, which was also a mouse clip on it.

Forgive me for being unkind and smiling at that time, but later I found out that this mouse clip was always on it. But because the clip was at the edge of the box door, it was right in your visual blind spot. If you don’t look over the upper bunk, it will be difficult to find this thing.

Since that day, Grandpa Bi has never checked the dormitory again.

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Don’t think we are always causing trouble. Do you think that Zuo Ye’s first-tier team will be better than us?

The district captain is also a human being, and he can't escape the seven emotions and six desires. The girlfriend of the first district team came to see him one day.

The brothers from the first district team were also very sensible and all quit the dormitory as soon as possible, so that Wang District could get along with his girlfriend alone.

After receiving the news, we naturally went to the first district team to join in the fun. That day, the building was very lively. All of us were lying outside the window of the first district team dormitory, wanting to hear what we were talking about inside.

I found a curtain crack and could barely see some of the situation in the dormitory. Just when the two of them were flirting with their girlfriends in the royal area, they were flirting with each other while eating corn. The door of the dormitory was actually smashed open.

It’s nothing to smash the dormitory door open, but the key is that Master Zuo rushed in from outside.

To be honest, it’s nothing if you go back to the dormitory normally. But Zuo Ye is quite unique. He actually rushed in backwards and barely ass.

"Who can you help me see? I feel something has grown on my butt. Do you have hemorrhoids?" Master Zuo cried and retreated into the dormitory with his bare butt.

This scene was so beautiful that I was shocked. Wang Qu and his girlfriend were so shocked that they even squirted out the corn they had eaten.

Wang Qu's face turned red in anger. In order for Mr. Zuo to avoid being beaten to death, we rushed directly to the door of the dormitory, pulled out the Zuo, who was not wearing pants, and closed the door.
Chapter completed!