Chapter 299 Going out is a disaster (3)
To be honest, sometimes I don’t know where Xiaodong got such great skills. There are only two or three buckets in a class, and he can actually borrow 22 buckets for us.
So after all the work was finished, 22 buckets of water were placed on the deck. Then, Xiaodong, with his excellent kidney function, did not urinate, and just waited for us to lift the water up while we were peeing.
Yes, your kidney function is good, but so what? I can avoid drinking water.
Then I didn't drink a sip of water.
Afterwards, Lao Wang and Tingting looked at us who were crazy and decided to take out two pieces of clothes from the drawer and put them on them, trying to get rid of the moisture in our bodies by sweating.
Then there were only monks and big faces left. The monk was relatively simple. He was basically on the shore that day. He would rather pace the brigade back and forth than lie on the boat.
Then we saw the monk slowly lifting the water from the boat to the dock and pouring it out, and then slowly walking back.
However, because he vomited for a night, he almost didn't eat much, so his speed became very slow.
In one afternoon, he brought a total of five barrels to the brigade.
In the end, there was nothing I could do, Xiaodong felt that this matter would always be solved.
Then he carried two buckets of water to the dock and poured it out. He found the brigade's convenience store and bought a few bottles of iced drinks there.
It is the five bottles of ice.
"Fatty, let's have some Red Bull to cheer up." Xiaodong smiled and put Red Bull in front of me.
Then I looked at the sign on the bottle.
Hongniu...
"Squad leader, I'm not very thirsty now. Why don't you transfer my bottle to Big Face?"
"Don't you really don't drink?"
"Yes!"
I nodded solemnly.
Then Xiaodong looked for a big face with a strange look.
Xiaodong is a person who rarely buys drinks for us, and Dawei is a person who likes to take advantage of others very much.
Everyone should have guessed it. Yes, when Xiaodong put the drink in front of Dafeng, although Dafeng had strong will to prevent him from drinking, he was defeated by his desire in the end.
In the end, he not only drank his own bottle of Red Bull, but also drank my bottle of Red Bull.
Then there was a diarrhea incident.
But this incident was beyond Xiaodong's expectations.
He just wanted everyone to drink more water and then lift the dirty water up while peeing.
Old Wang was very upright and the monks were basically as expected by Xiaodong. Each of them went to the bathroom twice in the evening and brought the dirty water up there.
But big face is diarrhea...
So he couldn't even lift a bucket, so he could only hold his thighs and move slowly up step by step.
What happened afterwards became that ghost...
...
That brigade is a more magical brigade I have seen.
In addition to the extremely slow water flow, it takes 1.5 kilometers to go to the toilet. It was the first time I saw that the dock was five kilometers long from the gateway of the brigade.
Some people may wonder why this brigade is particularly long. According to my two-day observation and analysis, I think the brigade leader wants to make it easier for him to use the toilet, so he specially approached the nearby small village.
There are always several classes on our boat that are very jumping, such as our sailing and cable classes.
When they arrived at the dock, Tietou and their squad leader Hai Liang negotiated to let everyone go out to work to have a meal together.
So when I was walking at night, I saw Tietou running outside with a nervous look on his face.
There is no way, because the dock is too far from the gate. If you don’t run faster, you will be ready to turn off the lights before you eat.
If you need to issue a certificate when going out in our brigade, it is generally unlikely that you can let you go out.
But this is our own brigade. Once you go to another brigade, the gatekeeper will not stop you in general because you are not from their brigade and they are too lazy to care about you.
It is because of this relatively convenient condition that whenever we go to a new brigade, we like to go to a nearby small restaurant to eat local specialties.
Seeing Tietou and the others going out, I followed their butts and wanted to go out and take a look.
As a result, before we reached the middle of the road, we walked about three kilometers and before we reached the door, we could smell a stench that was coming to our face.
This taste is a bit like the smell of smelly salted fish or stinky tofu. This taste is very rich and drifts in the air and cannot be dissipated for a long time.
"Damn, what the hell does this smell?"
"It feels like someone is drying salted fish!"
"I'm going, which brigade is so sexy that it's actually drying salted fish in the brigade?"
"Damn, how could this be caused by my own team? Is this obviously from outside?"
After some curiosity, I followed Tietou and the others to the gate and looked out.
As a result, I took a look and decided to go back.
In this small fishing village outside, it seems to be a fishing village. This fishing village seems to make a living by fishing, so when you look at the entrance of the brigade, all of them are salted fish.
In addition to salted fish, there are some seaweed, purple-colored seaweed, and so on.
After combining various smells, we smelled the huge fishy smell.
...
"Tietou, do you really have to go out for dinner?"
"I've come here, I'll go out to have some later."
"Take a good man!"
Then I watched a neat class walk outside in the sailing class.
Then that night, except for Dawei who had diarrhea, the only one left was the sailing team who was also using the toilet.
I heard that they seemed to have eaten until after 8 o'clock, and then because we were going to call on the boat at 8 o'clock, they could only run a five-kilometer and rushed back.
It is not scary to come back. What is scary is that you will easily have diarrhea after eating and exercising because the sea breeze here is very cold.
And I know Tietou very well, so I must drink beer when I eat. Beer is a diuretic thing, and he said that the local eggs here are very famous, so he gave a glass of local eggs to clear heat and remove fire to make beer.
So on this night, he wandered on the edge of life and death like a big face.
...
After a day of pulling, Big Face was so weak that she was so weak.
Xiaodong went to the health team to find some medicine for him to treat diarrhea. After taking the medicine, Dawei finally stopped having diarrhea.
As for the remaining dozen buckets of dirty water, our class only mentioned two buckets of each person and poured them at the dock, which can be considered as a solution to this matter.
There are two kinds of things missing on the boat, one is vegetables and the other is fruit.
There were oranges sold in the convenience store of the brigade headquarters, and we all came up, so we bought some oranges and took them back.
Chapter completed!