Here we go back to Chapter 286, the last sentence.

Tailing and big faces are the same as those of Parkinson's disease in the elderly. He kicked his legs, twitched his mouth, cold sweats on his head, and pale complexion. I always thought that these two people were sick, otherwise they would be playing games and would be too excited and have high blood pressure.

The last two of me told me that they were holding their urine.

I was so stupid at that time, and then shouted to both of them: "If you have peeing, go and go quickly, why are you holding it in?"

"You can't cheat your teammates!" The two of them yelled at me.

You two have bladder explosions in the morning and evening and you have prostatitis.

I don't bother with these two.

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Our team leader Lao Li is the oldest person in our department. As the saying goes, an old man in the family is like a treasure, so our team leader always thinks he is the most knowledgeable person in our department.

I have reservations about this, and I don’t know where he is so confident. He thinks he is the most knowledgeable person. So where do you put me as a writer?

Then one day our captain ran to me and showed me his erudition.

Our captain admitted his poems and songs, and he definitely can't compare to mine.

He thinks that his life experience is very rich, definitely above me.

So that day he discussed the so-called military tactics with me.

That day, he pulled me and Dachao and said to us with great thoughts: "You can't just use brute force in life, you have to use your brain more. As the saying goes, you have to use your brain first even if you want to take advantage of it. We need to pay attention to methods and military tactics of conquering cities and territories!"

"Oh, Captain, your preface is a bit bad, or how about you going straight to the point?"

"...Made, you talk too much!" Then the captain gave me a spiral leg.

To be honest, I don’t know who likes to use violence to solve problems!

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"So what is military tactics? That is to say, we must look at everything from afar, understand more, and use our brains to do things."

"So for example?" I said quietly.

The captain thought for a while and said to me, "For example, I have five buns in my hand now, and you can only take two buns at a time. You can only continue to take them after eating the buns in your hand. So what will you choose?"

"I chose to get one first!" Big face said firmly.

"Then I'll choose to get two!" I thought about it and said.

Then the captain said to me with contempt, "Look at it, you can't use your brain. Big face eats one faster than you two. He can take two more after he finishes eating one. You eat two buns, and when you finish eating, there will be no buns. In this way, five buns with big faces are equal to three. Are you losing these two? This is called military strategy!"

"Captain, I have some objections to your statement! Can you bring the buns first and we will discuss this issue!"

"Is there anything wrong with this? OK, wait, I will go out tomorrow, and I will come back after buying the buns to prove it to you."

Then the next day, the captain went out and when he came back in the afternoon, he brought five buns to me and Dafang.

By the way, the buns are meaty and they are quite delicious. Hahahaha!

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"You see, there are five buns here. If you take two first and one big face first, do you think you can eat faster than him?" The captain put the five buns in front of us and said to me.

Big Face and I looked at each other.

Then Dawei picked up a bun and started eating it quickly.

I was so awesome. I pinched the two buns with my hands, made the buns smaller, and then stuffed them into my mouth.

Then just as Damian was halfway through, I had already got two other buns, although my mouth was full.

"How swollen!" I bit the bun in my mouth hard and said to the captain.

"I don't want to talk to you like me."

That day the captain left angrily and didn't talk to me for many days.

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Of course, even if the captain ended badly that day, he did not give up teaching us some daily experiences.

I don’t know if he saw any special news in his circle of friends that day, so I came over and said to us: “Everyone must develop a good life schedule. Of course, I know that it is difficult to develop a life schedule, but I read an article yesterday, and what it wrote on it makes sense. Good habits take three months to develop, and once they are developed, it is difficult to change them. This is a habit. You can develop a habit every three months, so if you insist on reading books every day, you will have the habit of reading books in three months. Similarly, in addition to reading books, if you still try not to eat supper, you may not need to have supper in three months.” When the captain said the following sentence, he kept glancing at me.

Here I want to tell you how much I can still have some supper. Although sometimes I don’t eat dinner to maintain my weight, this thing cannot last for too long. Generally, I have to have a supper after a few days, especially when the food is good.

At this time, the monk didn't know which string was missing in his mind. He suddenly stood up and looked at the captain and said, "Captain, I think this principle is a bit wrong!"

"What's wrong? I think it makes sense!"

"Then you have no hair for so many years, why are you not used to baldness?" The monk said with a cute look on his face.

Then I saw a story about the Shaolin monk bravely breaking into the Eighteen Arhat Formation.

By the way, the monk's running was not as fast as the captain. The captain actually caught up with the monk and kicked him into the sea with one kick.

Hahaha, it's so satisfying!

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The days of summer pass quickly and will pass in the blink of an eye.

As soon as summer passes, we have to face the problem of winter flu and the problem of winter big assessment.

Then I have to overcome the most difficult hurdle in my life every year - the 3000-meter test.

Although the hospital did issue a certificate to me, we didn't believe in the life or death that we had to run away.

Then in August, Vice President Li arranged a 3,000-meter assessment for the whole ship.

Needless to mention the first assessment, I was a mess.

The passing score was 13 minutes and 40 seconds, and I ran out 18 minutes and 10 seconds.

Then Deputy Li asked us who were unqualified to practice hard. He tested the second time in a week. If anyone fails to pass, he will continue. One 3,000 meters in the morning and one 3,000 meters in the evening.

To be honest, this is the darkest week in my life.

I heard the ringtones of the whole ship gathering, and my legs were shaking. Oh my god, a 220-pound person runs 3,000 meters every day. What kind of experience does it feel like?

After that, I could see that I had basically no hope for me to pass the exam, so I started to ‘find another way out’.

Soon I focused on Taobao.
Chapter completed!