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Chapter 266 What did you spit out of your mouth?

The last sentence of the previous chapter is ‘And then one day…’ right!

However, in fact, this sentence has nothing to do with this chapter. I just wrote it casually, so everyone can just take a look.

...

Let’s continue the story. Acan is a handsome guy who pays great attention to his figure and beauty industry.

I mentioned before that he is the only person on our boat who can use a facial mask.

Of course, as far as we are concerned, we can definitely not afford to buy expensive masks, so Acan chose to use the compressed mask, put it in milk, soak it open and apply it on his face.

Later, he felt that this mask might not be particularly good, so he asked me to buy a relatively better mask online, a foreign brand.

Of course, it's still a compression mask.

However, this compression mask is different from the general compression mask. Other compression masks are in a large package without additional small packages. Then each of the foreign masks has small packages, and the mask inside this small package is also compressed into a round white piece. Add a packaging bag similar to candy, which looks like a certain milk piece.

After the things arrived, Achan and I had just unpacked the bag in the workshop, and our gun department pulled an emergency meeting bell and asked all of us to go to the brigade auditorium for a meeting.

Then Achan and I locked the door and went to the dock for a meeting.

...

When I got on the dock to gather, there was a big face standing beside me.

It's not surprising that he is standing with a big face, but it's strange that he seems to be chewing something in his mouth.

"Big face, be careful, gather at the dock and you still eat. If Aman sees you, you will be punished to brush the plate for a month." I said to Da face softly.

"No, I just wanted to swallow this thing, but for some reason I just couldn't swallow it." Big face explained to me in a panic.

I was stunned and asked to Dawei: "What are you eating?"

"I thought it was a milk slice at the beginning, but now I find that this doesn't seem to be a milk slice. It doesn't matter if it doesn't have any taste. It's getting swelling the more I chew it. I don't know what it is now."

At this moment, Aman saw the big face chewing something in his mouth.

Having said that, if Aman still couldn't find it, it would be Aman's glaucoma and cataracts, because his big face's mouth became more and more bulging, as if he was not eating milk slices, but a chicken leg.

"Sun Dafeng, come on, come out!"

With a big face and a look of embarrassment, he had to walk out of the queue and walk in front of Aman.

"You still eat in the queue. You can eat it. You are so arrogant. What is the bulging thing? Did you stuff it with a slut? It turns out that you like eating so much. You spit out the things. I see what you eat. It's so delicious that you can't help but spit out the things together."

When I looked at the white that appeared in my face, I suddenly felt an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, Big Face chewed Acan's mask into her mouth as milk slices.

So in front of everyone, big face pulled a face out of his mouth!

When the face was pulled out, everyone was stunned. Aman looked at his big face with horror and screamed: "You are crazy, you eat all the masks!"

Big face: "…"

After coming back from the meeting that day, Dawei was going to fight to the death with me. But to be honest, why do I blame me for this? You blame yourself. If you don’t ask, just stuff the thing into your mouth.

Fortunately, it was a facial mask. If it were a rat poison, wouldn’t you go to see Jesus now?

...

Because we are very decadent every day, the captain finally decided to lead us and do some work well.

He didn't know what he thought that day, and we didn't usually remove the door and maintain it. Unexpectedly, the captain insisted that we remove the door and maintain it that day.

Let me talk about our working door called the water-sealed hatch door. This door is quite heavy, about how many pounds it is. I won’t say in detail. Anyway, it’s very heavy, and only the monks in our class can take it out.

That day I painted the corners of the wall next to me, and the monk held the door and waited to lift the oil there.

Just as everyone was working together, the monk suddenly said to me.

"Fatty, there is a mosquito next to you."

At that time, I was also painting the paint, and didn't care about the monk's words, so I casually said, "If you have mosquitoes, please help me get rid of them!"

"OK!"

The monk nodded, and then I immediately felt a strong wind.

Then as soon as I turned around, I saw the monk actually slapped at me with the huge watertight door.

"Oh, damn!"

Afterwards, I showed my extraordinary military qualities. I stepped on the slightest step, and I fell down with a slightest slightest, and then I sprinted to the side for many years - a donkey rolling, and finally avoided the killing move of the monk.

After I flashed over from the side, I looked at the monk with horror.

"What do you want to do? Murder your own father?"

"Sorry, I didn't pay attention."

After a while, the monk reacted and looked at me in shock and said, "What are you talking about just now? Murder your biological father?"

"No, you just heard it wrong. I was just a mistake in my heart. I was just a moment of indifference. What I meant was not murdering my own father, but murdering my dear!"

"Guess me do you believe it?"

"I guess you will believe me. After all, we have many years of friendship, we... Damn, monk, let's talk about it carefully, what are you going to do! What are you going to do! What are you going to do!!!"

In this way, that day, I was held up by a monk with a watertight gate and chased me half of the brigade.

...

When Xiaodong left, the captain took on our class. After the Watertight Gate incident led by him, he began to think about whether to buy some heart-preserving pills on Taobao every day.

After really replacing Xiaodong, he realized that he would sooner or later be angry with us.

Perhaps because he was too angry and under too much pressure, his hair gradually began to fall off.

After losing his hair, the captain began to sigh to me.

"Everyone says it's extremely smart and extremely smart. As the old saying goes, wealth is inversely proportional to hair. The less hair, the richer the person will be. But why do I lose all my hair or have no money?"

"Captain, you can't say that. People say that when you are reincarnated, the examiner will choose the difficulty of the next life. Some people will choose simple ones, some people will be very difficult, and you may choose hell level. With all your hair falling out and your fortune is full, you can barely eat and wear warm clothes. If your hair is still there, you may be begging on the street now!"

After looking at the big-faced nonsense, the captain took a deep breath, then turned around and left our class.

Later, Xiaodong told me that the captain called him, and the captain said...
Chapter completed!
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