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I originally wanted to open a special chapter to talk about sleeping, but yesterday I found that I couldn’t stop at all. There were quite a lot of things about sleeping.

Here I will mention the class composition on my warship. Of course, I will put the detailed introduction of the characters after the end of the Barracks.

When I first got on the ship, my class was composed of squad leader Xiaodong, Hebei black man, big face, Henan face, tall man, tall head, Taizhou man, Zhejiang, and the final deputy squad leader Feige, Jiangsu old hooligan. The above statement did not mean to belittle them, but just found a distinctive feature to deepen everyone's impression.

I will put the detailed single person introduction to you later, and just remember these characteristics here first.

Once when I came back on duty, I saw the quilt with big face arching up, and it was still squirming inside.

To be honest, this look looks really weird at night. Especially when his big face is still sleeping in the window, I don’t know why unknown deep-sea creatures attacked him.

With doubt, I slowly approached his bed and pulled a corner of his quilt. As a result, the guy was lying down, maintaining a strange sleeping position, lying on the bed, his butt sticking forward, and muttering, "Don't stop me, this stinky tofu is so delicious."

The picture is so weird that I can't forget it until now. In order to avoid him biting the bed sheet, I gave him a pair of socks that I just changed. Before I went to bed, he was still biting my socks happily, so I went to bed with confidence.

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Actually, my snoring was not particularly serious. Really, I was hospitalized because of Xiaoqi's pneumonia. After I came back, he told me that I finally saw the god of snoring.

According to him, the snoring god did not let the corridor's induction light dim in one night.

The sensor light indicates that it hates snoring the most in its life.

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Some people may ask how you fell asleep when the snoring sounds are so noisy? I don’t know about others, but I have earplugs in the barracks anyway.

The earplugs are still good, and they can isolate 95% of the sound. However, one day I slept very well, and with the earplugs, I didn't hear the emergency meeting of the captain pulling it.

When everyone was gathering downstairs with their backpacks, I was still sleeping steadily upstairs. That day, because it was the captain's temporary intention, everyone was in a hurry. After the assembly was finished, everyone was scolded by the captain and came back, they found me sleeping steadily in the dormitory.

Everyone was shocked at that time. They had no idea that anyone would not go down.

Just after that day, I didn't dare to sleep with my earplugs. Because this place is a military force after all, if an emergency war really happens, I have to go out to fight at any time. If the earplugs are delayed, then this crime will be a big deal.

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Back at the barracks, one day, the monk and I were watching the Condor Heroes in the conference room. At this time, the monk said with emotion: "It would be great if he could be the same as Yang Guo, even if it was just a little bit like."

Just after he finished speaking, a friend named Yin Zhiting from the second district team stood up and said generously: "No problem. I can help you realize this wish. As long as you introduce your girlfriend to me. Then I will help you find a girl named Guo Fu to cut you off."

Monk: “…….”

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Speaking of Xiaoqi, to be honest, I admire Xiaoqi very much. He was able to survive than the barracks of the school, which was really considered accumulating virtues from the ancestors.

Shortly after I started to study the common subject, Xiaoqi opened his head under the irregular movements of the monk. He was so scared that he was squirting his blood.

As the 'culprit', the monk was naturally sent out to find something to stop bleeding. As a result, he didn't know how he communicated with the female soldiers. After he came back, he brought back a large Bondi-abc.

At that time, I looked at this sanitary napkin, and to be honest, I felt that it looked quite similar to Bondi. So we didn't even think about it and pressed it directly on Xiaoqi's head, and then hurriedly sent him to the sanitary team.

I don’t know if it was too much blood loss. Xiaoqi was so dizzy that he couldn’t walk halfway through the two-kilometer road. In the end, the monk carried him to the health team.

When they arrived at the health team, the military doctor looked at the large Bondi on Xiaoqi's head thoughtfully.

Later, the military doctor told us that Xiaoqi's head was not seriously injured. However, the head was sucked by the ABC and was schlerated. If I had to post it for a while, Xiaoqi would not have to save it, so I just went to the crematorium.

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Shortly after Xiaoqi came back from the hospital, he found that he had corns on his feet. The monk volunteered to help him with treatment because he almost killed him the last time.

How could the monk heal his wounds? So he hired foreign players and found a miracle doctor who was assigned to the first district team.

The miraculous doctor told us that corns will recur and if they want to completely remove them, they must cut off the root of the disease.

After the monk listened very seriously, he performed the first "clinical operation" on Xiaoqi's feet. Then as soon as he scissed it, I heard Xiaoqi scream. Then the blood was sprayed everywhere, just like the murder scene.

I feel a bit like this picture. So, I used a chainsaw to kill chickens at home before.

This time in the dormitory, I immediately found a tissue to help Xiaoqi stop bleeding. As a result, a pack of tissues was used up quickly. Then we put a plastic bag on Xiaoqi's feet, and the monk carried him to the health team again.

According to the military doctor, the monk cut off a certain blood vessel of Xiao Qi with a scissor. Although it did not affect his walking, he had at least one week of cultivation.

In addition, the military doctor also instructed Xiaoqi not to get involved with the monk again, he would die!

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In fact, don’t just think that only a few of us will cause trouble. In fact, other district teams will also cause trouble often. Once, the first district team caused a big disaster.

The school barracks strictly prohibited the use of mobile phones. All private mobile phones were sealed at that time and were investigated very strictly. There was a buddy nicknamed Yueyueniao who committed the crime against the wind and hid a mobile phone.

I have to say that this guy is still very creative. He has been hiding for more than a month but has not been discovered. Of course, this guy is not playing with his phone, just to communicate with his girlfriend every day.

He hid it in a creative way. He actually wrapped his phone with a sealing layer and stuck it into the toilet tank.

Such exquisite methods made him not discovered for more than a month, until one day he forgot to turn off his phone after finishing playing.

So in the middle of the night, just as Grandpa Bi was using the toilet, the bell ringing from the bell tower came from the water tank behind him.

According to the news I inquired, that night happened to be a thunderstorm. There was lightning and thunder outside the toilet. In a strange situation, a strange bell rang behind Grandpa Bi. Grandpa Bi was so scared that he rushed out of the toilet without even wearing his pants.

When I came to my senses, this matter was exposed.

That guy heard that he was beaten up very badly by Grandpa Bi.
Chapter completed!